>decide to call my dad because I haven't talked to him in a while
>dad is pretty cool but didn't want anything to do with me ever
>he doesn't even know I have aspergers
>I'm getting my diving license and I though I'd talk to him about that since he has one too
>reception is so bad that we can barely hear eachother over the phone
>he keeps hanging up and I have to call him back
>"h-h-hello?"
>I try to listen to him and talk myself but can't because of shitty rural reception
>it doesn't really help that I can barely speak properly
>call him once more
>hear him laugh, honestly sounds liek he was laughing at me
>"I'll probably call you later, anon" he says with a loud voice
>hangs up
>send him a text "the reception is bad I can't hear you"
>hasn't answered yet
I can't even talk to my own dad without sperging out
shit like this ruins my entire day and I just want a cool dad
At least your dad is alive
you can have a cool dad in your mind
he just needs to die so your imagination can take over.
>>37598684
hahahahahah cant even talk to your dad wew what a life
>>37598696
thats not a good thing. dead dads are the best dads. your dad becomes fused into your self and YOU become the dad.
>>37598696
doesn't matter if he's dead or alive when he doesn't wanna raise you or even see you
>>37598684
>dad leaves you with single mom
>turn into a homosexual anime lover
Thanks dad
>>37598747
>homosexual anime lover
anon, you could have just said anime lover. the sexual orientation is implied.