Going to become an hero. Trips choose my suicide method if it's

>>37594033
Tell me why anon, tell me the reasons

live stream pls
fuck being original btw

Do people actually kill themselves on r9k, or is this just a giant meme?

>>37594033
Godspeed anon. Livestream, don't live.

Don't do it OP. You have a lot to live for, even if you don't know it yet. if you are still in your 30s or younger you still have time to change things for the better. Think about it, do you really want to end all chance at future enjoyment and happiness?

>>37595909
fuck off normie we dont need this bull crap any more

origirono commento

>>37594033
Just jump of a building u fuvking shitstain.why do u even need fucking trips?kill yourself faggot

>>37594033
Monoxide carbon painlessly. I want you not to suffer anymore boy

>>37594033
recruit souls for the ghost squad and then kill yourself with a Shotgun Blast Through Roof of your Mouth

>>37594033
dying in your sleep with old age

>>37594033
turn 360 degrees and moonwalk into traffic

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Die in your sleep at an old age after you have lived a fulfilling life.

Try climbing to the summit of K2. Good chance of dying and if you make it back you'll be glad you're alive.

>>37594033
dont do it dude

even if someone does get trips and recommend something, you're probably not going to go through with it because you don't really want to die. You're going to be okay.

>>37596041
That's asking a whole lot.

>>37594033
buy like 5 weather balloons and float into space. if you dont wear an oxygen tank you might pass out before the real pain starts.

Eat every pill in your/parents cabinet
rrrrrollin

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>>37594033
When will Robots realize that killing yourself because life has no meaning is absurd?

dont do it

tfibjhitftfhb

>>37594033
Be gay in Iran.

>>37596130
Reroll
If this thread culminates in no trips you still gotta stream some method

pentobarbital injection

I don't care how you do it OP, but when you do make sure you mention joining "Ember's Ghost Squad" in your note.

>>37594033
You shouldn't do it but if you have to, taking the maximum amount of normies with you

>>37596130
stupid idea. you would probably eat some pills which save your life over the bad effects from the others

Drink sulfuric acid

>>37596131
this. I get the idea of being so depressed it physically hurts, but there are things that can help that. drugs, alcohol etc.
they are very bad for you but since the alternative is suicide it's better than nothing. and if you end up worse off you can just kys then

Pour alcohol on arm, set it afire, then die from the burn or bleeding

>>37594033
Mass shooting
and don't be a fag about it go for high score and suicide by cop

>>37594033
run around naked while slapping people with a metal dildo till some trigger happy cop shoots you down.

>>37594033
Old age, obviously.

>>37596229
You're fucking retarded, if theres even two bottles of aspirin, no pill will save him from that and the rest of the random pill concoction.
Roll for this>>37596534

Listen up OP you sack of shit. I don't care how terrible you think your fuckin life is or what you're going through, if you kill yourself you're just showing how fuckin worthless and weak you are to the world. If you're filled with anger and spite don't take it out on yourself that's what the world wants you to do. Show the world that it can fuck right off and keep living like the sack of shit you are. Let's be honest if you're on /r9k/ you probably won't do much to the world so show it that you're a sack of shit filled with spite by living and making others lives complete and utter shit just like yours.

Murder suicide with George Soros

Still here OP?
Reroll for this >>37596314

>>37594033
Wait for the winter, get drunk, stripped of clothes and get out in the snow. Make yourself a tomb of snow and continue drinking until coma. You won't feel the cold.

This way you'll also have 6-7 months to ponder about whether you should actually commit suicide or not, I have thought the same. If I am still suicidal by December, then proceed. Let time sort them out.

Furthermore, I want to die by hypothermia because I love winter, and this would be my tribute for the Winterland.

Poo poo to death

>>37594033
>Going to become an hero.
Why "an hero" rather than "a hero"? Do you really have a French accent?

Anyway there's nothing heroic about suicide, except under VERY unusual circumstances (like where you kill yourself to prevent your information falling into the hands of enemy agents).

Try moving to a different country instead.

>>37597210
How to spot a normalfag.

Livestream and set yourself on fire while people are around you.

>>37597210
>Why "an hero" rather than "a hero"?
How new can you be? GTFO my board you underage piece of shit

Mass shooting and suicide afterwards. Don't forget, have fun!

>>37597210
Pretty sure is bait

Clean your room and don't kill yourself.

you're not going to do it OP

Die from an old age in your sleep after having lived a full and ripe life

Use helium, give speech on stream.

overdose heroin and alcohol

Cut your head off with a electric saw

Shoot up your school uironically

>>37596534
roll for this. also go naked.

shoot up a mosque while blasting super loud anime music

>>37595909
>future enjoyment

I'm not even op and I know that's a lie.

The only reason I haven't necked myself is vidya

>>37597629
this but with a murder suicide

There's ppl in your life that want you alive op don't do it

murder suicide. take out at least one of your enemies

Op won't do it because he's a fag

do the piano wire-super glue one where it looks like you ripped your head off

Make makeshift bomb. Set to 2 hours before you sleep. Good Night.

>Just a joke dont do it fag

Rip your asshole open until you bleed to death.

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>>37597647
same. feels bad man
orig

>>37597629
this but just whatever religious facility is nearest, theist sheep deserve death even more than op

>>37594033
Karoshi

>>37598080
islam is the worst of all. so rerolling

How about you not kill yourself

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>>37594033
You gonna suicide by living OP

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>>37598137
This is the most painful way anon.

simple hanging anon, don't need to be all technical about it

>>37598137
this
hang on OP

>>37594033
Life life to the fullest and pull a Hunter S. Thompson by killing yourself at 60.

Suicide isn't going anywhere. So you might as well live with no consequences than not live at all.

>>37594033
Hang yourself

Stream it

You will die anyway, slay you way through life and die as a warrior, not like some sad cunt.
Look at the situation around the world, times are changing and transition period will be spicy, very spicy, the happening is neigh, you will regret killing yourself now.

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Live til you're 80 and die of old age

>>37594033
You stand atop a really tall building and wait for someone to approach the entrance and try to fall on them.

autoerotic asphyxiation op, its what a true robot would do

>>37598835
Seconded cause its true

death by natural causes

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if i wanna use a shotgun is single barrell enough to die instantly?

even if i didnt die instantly i bet blood loss would kill me in seconds

i really donr want to live and be sent to anhospital afterwards

is pic related acurate

>>37599248
I have a shotgun, i too am wondering if this is a bad idea

also I need to figure out where to do it, I don't want to ruin my mom's house, she likes to keep a clean house.

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Commit suicide but make it look like you were murdered by someone else. I'm sure there are a few good ways to do it, maybe set up a contraption wherein you'll have your hands tied down and be stabbed by a knife on a rope and have the rope get burned so that it looks like you were stabbed by someone else.

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>>37597210
Babby tier bait, although I see some potential in you.

Death by spaghetti

Livestream, write a suicide note describing in detail how people from reddit bullied you into it. Them kill yourself however you please

I'm going to be the white knight if no one else is.

Today sucks man, and tomorrow probably will too, but don't do it man.

If you want to die, then this is how: wait it out until you die of natural causes.

Any Cheltenham bots wanna meet for a drink, karpackie is on me today

>>37599749
Rolling for this. But pick a sjw/super white knight type of subreddit. Would make you an true hero

>>37594033
Death by natural cause. Seriously, as if your life is hard in any way.

Natural death
Origorig

>>37594033
Suicide bomb congress.

Suicide by living

>>37600145
Golden ipod award worthy

>>37600666
Ohh what a roll,

Do it op

Suicide note, reddit, 666 do it fagget

Do it like the Vikings. Track an old as fuck bear for a little while and when you think the time is right fight it while drunk as fuck. If you win then it's a sign to keep living like the giant useless faggot you are OP.

Bake toast to get cancer

Drink poisoned tea then just sit for a while

>>37596280
>not understanding that feeling nothing is better than feeling bad
Suicide is the right option for some people.

Suicide by cop, stream it