>everytime I meet a guy for the first time >tell him he

>>37592603
why? are you retarded? or something ?

>>37592745
Maybe. Hey, ya knowt? You kinda look like a young Eminem. You're not as tall as him, but... Hey Tony, c''mere Have a look at this guy. Look at him. Doesn't he kinda look like a young Eminem? I'm serious!

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>>37592603
Of I dyed my hair would I look like a young Eminem?

>>37593021
Yes. Everyone could look like a young eminem if they'd just change ONE thing about themselves. If you dyed your hair you'd look just like a young Eminem, I swear!

>>37592745
Definitely on the spectrum. I miss sage.

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Doesn't Einstein kinda look like a young Eminem? Around the eyes and the chin? If he cut his hair short back then he'd look just like a young Eminem.

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"You look like Eminem. Around the eyes. If you shaved your mustache you'd look just like him."

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"You know, you kinda remind me of Eminem? You have similar features. It's weird. You look a lot like him."

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"You look just like Eminem. Has anyone ever told you that?"

desu I haven't thought it before, but it's kind of true

Everyone kind of looks like Eminem if they'd change one thing, or else they have one standout feature in common.

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"You know it's strange, but you kinda remind me of Eminem? Yeah, he's my favorite rap artist. I don't know why, but you kinda remind me of him. I think it's the eyes. You have the same piercing blue eyes."

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"Has anyone ever told you you look like a young Eminem? I'm not kidding! Something about your chin, or your eyes... makes you look like Eminem to me, haha."

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"You look like Eminem. Maybe it's the sunglasses, but you remind me of Eminem."

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"Ya know who you kinda remind me of in a weird way? Eminem. You have similar eyes... and you have the high cheekbones like him. You know, Eminem doesn't wear a beard, but if you shaved the beard you'd look like, IDENTICAL to him, I'm not kidding."

It's a fun game. Telling everyone they look like Eminem. And then nicknaming them "Eminem" or "Young Eminem."

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take off the glasses and get a haircut and you will loook just like eminem but younger

>>37595308
Yeah, you do look him kinda, now that I think of it- like 'early' Eminem in his 'slim shady' phase, only a little younger. More "boyish"... Like a more hopeful version of the current Eminem.

I picture Eminem getting angry and frustrated about everything.

Like he tries to open a jar of olives and just busts out this sick rap about killing homosexuals with chainsaws faster and faster till he starts to cry