>Be me >13 years old >Stutter, low self esteem >Bullied

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>Be me
>13 years old
>Stutter, low self esteem
>Bullied at school
>No friends
>Poor social skills
>Constantly feel inferior to those around me
>Good Christian, so I abstain from porn

>Playing New Super Mario Bros one day
>Game had just come out then
>Get that I'm probably too old for it
>Play it anyways
>Something just drew me to play that game
>Final level
>Get excited as fuck
>So excited that I get erect
>Like how it feels
>Start rubbing it.

>Final boss
>Boss consists of two enemies: Bowser and Bowser Jr.
>Kill Bowser Jr.
>Get even more excited
>Kill Bowser
>hellfuckingyes.jpg
>Agressively pound dick
>Save Princess Peach
>Ejeculate all over my bedroom
>Feel like I had just committed a grave sin
>Pray to God for forgiveness

>Mfw my first ejaculation was to fucking mario
>Fucking Mario

>Ten years later
>Finally figure out why I masturbated to this
>Felt superior saving a damsel-in-distress in a video game.
>Felt like such a reversal from my reality
>What got me sexually arosed was the idea of being in power.

I'm sorry, 4chan. I just needed to get this off my chest. No matter what else I do with my life, nothing will change the fact that my first ejaculation was from Super Mario Bros.