My long distance gf of a bit over a year died today. She's

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>>37591089
no sympathy for stupid norman

you deserved it

>>>/adv/
Alternately, kill yourself

>>37591113
fpbp as always

Die normie scum. I'm glad the whore is dead and you are alone. I hope you die alone.

>>37591113
>>37591148

I have literally no friends and I am a NEET. She was the only person who talked to me at all. Like I said, I'll never find someone else who would be willing to associate with me.

>>37591214
You did it once so you're a normie and can do it again. Stop hogging up the fembots and go out in real life. You obviously are attractive and sociable enough to get a girl.

Fuck you. You got a gf and all the benefits and you should FUCK OFF AND DIE.

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>>37591089
Are you sure it was a girl? Because things like this do happen.

>>37591089
>perfect gf dying of illness cliche
Sorry but I don't really believe you.

>>37591249
I'm not attractive or sociable. It was long distance. I'm from NC, she was from Oregon. We had never met irl before. It's a lot easier to ignore that I'm fat and disgusting if you aren't talking Face-to-face except for on Skype.

>>37591268
We Skyped a lot and talked on the phone every night.
>>37591291
She wasn't perfect, but I loved her a lot.

>>37591316
She's probably not even dead, it was just a story she made up so she could ghost you.

>>37591343
But did you ever see her feminine penis?

>>37591316
>>37591343
>USED SKYPE AND PHONE
>NOT SOCIABLE
Okay. Pack it up folks. Saged. Just another failed normie.

>>37591344
She literally lived in a hospital for the last 3 months.
>>37591360
I can't say I did.

>>37591370
If you managed to get a girlfriend, would you not talk to her?

>>37591370
I downloaded Skype because she asked me to

>>37591089
pics of dead gf

>>37591395
>If you managed to get a girlfriend
Good one
I'd talk over text, since voicechat and cam scare me.
>>37591398
And you talked to her? Spontaneous voice chat with a girl?
A girl once called me on Skype, I couldn't say anything and she got bored and ghosted me shortly afterwards.

>>37591425
I didn't meet her on skype. Both of us were scared to talk for a while because neither of us were social at all but we eventually did.

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If you actually cared about her and loved her, and you weren't there in person at least a little recently, then you're the worst kind of person.

>>37591461
>scared of voicechat
>made it a daily thing
DUDE FUCK OFF ALREADY. YOU'RE A NORMIE WHO CAN TALK OVER VOICECHAT
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE

>>37591484
We got over it.

>>37591464
She lives in Oregon. That's all the way across the country. I'm a NEET. There's no way I can afford that.

>>37591507
You could have figured something out. You didn't try hard enough, or didn't really love her.

>>37591507
what is hitchhiking.

>>37591571
I'm living off of neetbux and she works at Harris Teeter. I could not have afforded plane tickets.

>>37591089
Here is a song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYexeHLaeA

>>37591495
So go out in the real world now you fucking normie. God I hate you so bad.

>>37591597
worked*

>>37591585
I don't have people skills. I could not have negotiated to get people to take me in their car. What extra would

>>37591617
I have even gotten out of going there? (Sorry I accidentally clicked post early)

Why would you post this here? Saged

>>37591597
>>37591617
Sounds like excuses to me.

>I can't afford it!
Then you don't really love her.
>It's too hard!
You aren't trying hard enough.

>>37591614
This fucking madman gets it.

>>37591646
I don't see what meeting up IRL even does. What extra would have happened if I spent a week with her in real life?

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>>37591089
>find long distance fwb who would probably be gf if i wanted
>she's the only one ive met who is really into me and likes to sext regularly
>dont find her attractive so what would be a jackpot with a cute gril is almost worthless in this situation

Fucking murphys law
Chad takes all the best girls
I used to think i could settle for a 2-4 but i really cant

She's well and inhaling Chad's dick as we speak. Sorry OP

>>37591703
just be ace rimmer, not urself

>>37591703
My former gf was attractive to me, but she evidently isn't conventionally attractive because she had no friends, and was super clingy. I just know that I got super lucky, and no other girl will be willing to attach to me like she did.

>>37591746
Why did it end anon? And fuck off normie scum.

>>37591721
Like from Red Dwarf?
>>37591712
I'd much prefer that. At least I'd know she's alive.

>>37591750
Why did what end? I'm OP. She died of cancer

>>37591674
Well, if there was ever any doubt that you loved her, this confirmed it. You absolutely didn't. You disgust me.

>>37591780
I'm asking what the difference would be. I honestly don't know, I've never had another girlfriend. I loved her a lot, I just don't see what would be different.

>>37591790
If you didn't want to do everything in your power to be with her while she was sick? You didn't love her.
If it doesn't crush you that you couldn'tve held her hand and seen her smile in person? You didn't love her.
If it doesn't even begin to cross your mind that some of her last thoughts and wishes was that you could've been there for her, really there for her? You didn't love her.
If you even BEGIN to wonder what the difference would be, and don't already know deep down in your heart why it's important?

You. didn't. love. her.

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>>37591721
My ace rimmer version would be a juiced manlet who talked too loud at parties and walked around like an arrogant prick making inappropriate sexual remarks to girls i cornered at a club.

Being the antithesis of your current self really seems to be the key to success.

>>37591848
I tried to be there for her online at all times, but it simply wasn't feasible to go see her. I'm sorry, but I'm a literal aspy who doesn't understand human interaction at all so I don't inherently know, especially when I've never experienced it before.

>>37591865
Probably. Being the opposite of myself would be useful

>>37591877
How did you find out she died? I'm genuinely curious and saddened by your loss, friend

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>>37591507

>couldn't scrape up a few hundred bucks

You could have sold all your shit, taken out a loan, just fucking ASKED your parents for some money, etc.

You're both a normie and human scum, I hope you fucking kill yourself. You had three months and were too much of a shit to figure out a way to make A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS.

>>37591911
She stopped responding on kik for weeks, and it did the whole "this contact's device has not been turned on for weeks" and then I looked at her social media today to look at her pictures and her family was posting memorial stuff

>>37591943
I didn't think it would be this immediate if a threat. I'm retarded. Also, it would be more than a few hundred dollars when you factor in a place for me to stay, eating, and other basic things I would need.

>>37591951
Wow, that's a hard way to find out. I've had a few online friends disappear without a trace and I've always wondered if that might be why. Once again, I'm sorry for your loss and thank you for responding

>>37591848
OK, I really don't want to be a dick to you on the day you lost your gf, but I have to agree with this anon

>>37592009
It's okay, I'm not the one who died, and I came expecting this reaction. I just needed somewhere I could go to say it, and besides her, this board is the only thing approaching human interaction I have. I understand now that trying harder to go see her would have been a good idea, but the thought didn't cross my mind, because I don't understand how relationships function, I had stored away in my mind during the time that she was likely to die at any moment so that I could have ignorant bliss, and I don't have past experience.

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>>37592050
I legitimately feel bad for this girl now. Jesus christ anon.

>I'm not the one who died
>would have been a GOOD IDEA but the thought didn't cross my mind
>using lack of experience as an excuse to being this emotionless and cold

I've been on this website for more than 12 years. I can count the number of times I've been legitimately disgusted with someone on one hand, and now you're one of them.

>>37592172
Well I didn't, there's a reason I don't have friends. I don't understand other people and what's socially right and what's not. She never indicated that she wanted me to, and I know nothing about relationships.