WHENEVER I DIP THE FRIES IN THE FUCKING FRYER I GET BURNED BY

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WAAAAAGIIIIIEEEEEEE

*Destroys planet with force of a spirit animal*

MOOOOREEEE ABYSMAL NUGGIES WAGGIEEEEEEE

*Shits out a new star system, wipes ass with the Sun

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>>37586692
This hot liquid would be called gREEEEEEEase if you were a frog.

>>37586825
Fucking really now, anon? You're going to do that to us?

It doesn't hurt near as much as some of the insults the customers make...

>>37586860
Don't take it to heart bro, people who take their anger out on wageslaves are the scum of the planet

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I actually love working at McDonalds. When I was working at chik-fil-a I was forced to interact with normies and be constantly happy. At McDonald's everyone expects the lowest from you so you can just half ass everything.

>make order as it appears on the display
>get yelled at for making the order wrong

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>>37586852
This is a confusing post.

>>37586912
What is it with normies and chick fil a they fucking act like its a 5 star meal and exclusive to only them

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>Can I speak to your manager?
>Anon, in my office now!
>This good is gross! I know you didn't make the food but I'm going to complain to you!

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While you were out burning your hands in the fryer and absorbing either snide or flat-out rude remarks from customers, I was comfortably watching today's Comey hearing. What's on the schedule for tomorrow?

Who knows, but I do know you're headed back to work yet another soul-crushing shift. You know what they say, after all: Another day, another dollar.