>Started job at WalMart today >Orientation was fun, got

Same thing with me and McDonald's desu

Minimum wage jobs are truly the future of /r9k/

now you can get a wife and provide for your family

Are you Cap1 or 2, anon?
Also, capitalize on pathway time. Just bring a phone or handheld gaming device and play it while you watch 20minute+ videos on how not to be a total idiot. Once you finish them all, you get a raise.

Worked Cap2 at walmart for 6months, now I work at Target.

>>37585399
>amerifats will make 9$/hr on their first day for the crappiest jobs
Feels unfair.

>>37585399
lol thank me when you get cucked picking up dairy items in the clothes isle I do this all the time for fun

I made 184 dollars yesterday to sit on the computer browsing wikipedia and occasionally walking along a corridor.

>>37586080
Haha! That's not my department though.
>>37586033
Cap2 masterrace
Gonna get those pathways done and get $10/hr in a few months. Perfect job to support my real robot career that will pay bigtime in the longrun but requires some startup cashola

>>37586097

Ditto
Gotta love dead end Office jobs

>>37585399
I'm glad you enjoy your comfy job, make us proud anon

>>37586172
Nice, good luck with everything!

Walmart is turbo comfy
Cart pusher was my fave

>>37585669
I worked McDonald's and you're lying unless you're the guy the walks around cleaning the store greasing the fryers and what not. All the other positions are shit.

would walmart hire a loser in his mid 20s like me with no job experience?

>>37585399
>unloading stuff from truck
wait till the back pain
have fun being immobile @ 40

>>37586983
probably

you'll never know until you apply anon

go out and do it, i believe in you

>>37587176
what if they tell me to apply online? how can I look the manager in the hand shake him firmly by the job and ask for an eye at his fine establishment if I can only apply online?

I have a similar story

>me and dad get kicked out of house
>realise I have to start pulling my weight as soon as I can
>hand out 50 CVs
>few interviews
>one call back
>"Hi, unfortunately the 12 hour contract has been filled"
>disappointment.jpg
>"but, there is a 30 hour contract I'd love you to work"
>accept at the speed of light
>tiny stationary shop
>comfy as it gets
>get paid quite a lot of cash for polishing counters and helping old ladies pick out pens
>deputy manager was chill af, we used to chat about vidya for hours

If this story made you smile don't read on

>get offered job in Poundland
>40 hours plus almost another pound an hour
>bid comfy stationary shop farewell
>Poundland management treat me like dirt
>the management basically bullied me into quitting within a month
>comfy stationary shop vacancy gone
>working in supermarket
>it's ok but it'll never be comfy stationary shop

>>37585399
I am proud of you anon! good luck!

>>37585399
An uplifting post? On my /r9k?

Keep it up, anon!

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>>37585399
>Whole group is either autistic robots
>implying robots can get a job
Fuck off normie

>tfw I work the floor most evenings
>almost no annoying kids or moon crickets creating disorder
>mostly elderly white folks
>spend 8 hours facing shelves by myself and intermittently read the chans on my phone in the back
>make 189 bucks (not in the US though)

Man if I could listen to music while working (no music at all in the store speakers) I'd be completely satisfied.

>>37586983
You're their primary workforce demographic

>>37587070
This.

I'm 32 and my body is absolutely shredded. It runs in my family but I can no longer do the "lol we'll squeeze every drop of labor out of you per hour" jobs. Like even starbucks where you're required to stand for 8 hours is a nightmare on my hips and back.

But I'm not allowed NEET/disability bux. So I have to take stupid jobs I hate.

>>37585399
>made 125.50 bucks in the past 24 hours from NEETing on /r9k/
Gotta love cryptocurrency
I will admit that it's quite sad reading about the shit wagekeks go through for peanuts, who knows, maybe you wont die alone?
Maybe Mr.Shekelstein will toss in an extra penny an hour? Gotta keep hope anon. right?

>>37585669
Lying piece of shit, working at McDonalds is like bieng trapped in a circle of hell

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>tfw made over $200 today
>tfw spent most of my shift on 4chan or playing vidya games, like I always do
>tfw during a meeting call today with my team and a lot of senior managers, my manager spent a few minutes praising my work ethic and contributions to the company
>tfw I was browsing /r9k/ on one monitor and playing Hearthstone on the other monitor as this happened
>tfw didn't even have to get dressed and go outside
Work at home is the true master race. I get paid like a wagie who lives in the office but I only actually work 15ish hours a week plus I don't have to deal with normies and their bullshit, at least not in person.

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>>37585399
>feels like I work at Black Mesa
anon i know that feel
it is a good feel

I worked at a warehouse that had a pretty neat break room and with it having no windows it really did feel like being underground in some complex.

Nearly got a job at this massive electronics plant but they turned me down. I was gonna be an assembler and hoh boy were their facilities comfy as fuck in that futuristic clean white flourescent light SCP-foundation way.

Unfortunately now i work as a mechanic in a dirty, greasy, poorly maintained small town factory that looks like its still stuck in the 70s and it doesnt feel comfy at all. But it pays well at least.

You don't need a license to use the forklift anon? Or do you have one?

>work in the airline industry
>sit at my desk all day booking flights and browsing wikipedia
It's much more comfy than Kroger ever was. Fuck that job.

>>37587431
>>deputy manager was chill af, we used to chat about vidya for hours
yehh you can fuck off normalfag

>>37585399
i actually really love going to work. I work at a leisure centre doing menial shit so i get paid to listen to music and do shit all day in the sun. And not talk to normals.

Got a green text for you Fucks

>be me
>used to work at Wal-Mart
>worked In electronics to avoid the rushes at the registers
>one day they needed an extra hand up front
>supervisor bitch I hated sent me up there
>shit I wanted to avoid this
>worked the register for about 3 hours
>call for front end supervisor
>ask "hey when are you guys gonna send me back to electronics?"
>"....who are you?"
>"wtf I'm anon from electronics, fucko sent me up here to help, didn't you know that?"
>"No we had no idea, well go back to your department, your supervisor probably won't like that you've been gone"
>finish up my line and go back
>"anon where the hell have you been?!"
>"Up front where you sent me"
>"You shouldn't have been up there, zone this area it looks terrible and if I hear you wandering off again we're having a talk"
>prettypissed.png
>couple weeks later
>"Anon go Help up front"
>"You sure this time? Last time you forgot I was up there"
>"Hurry the hell up they need someone!"
>head up front and go to a register on the far end away from everyone
>start ringing up customers
>as I'm scanning things I'm purposefully not scanning certain foods and movies and things
>only did this with Hispanic customers, no one spoke Spanish so I could tell them what I was doing
>gave away watermelons, dvds, a small grill, tons of soda
>Hispanics loved it when I worked the register
>couple hours pass
>front end manager comes up out of nowhere
>shit I'm in trouble
>"Great job Anon you're really making our customers happy! You can go back now!"
>"Sure thing boss lady"
>They had no idea what I was doing
>repeated this cycle for a couple more weeks until I quit for other reasons

Job sucked but I made the best of it

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>>37585399
>dont worry guys he'll realize his mistake in a couple weeks

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>>37587620
>le "robots have to be NEETs leeching off taxpayer money" meme
kill yourself my dude. Some of us aren't fucking niggers and actually do the bare minimum to stay alive and feed our anime and tendie habits because we don't have mommies to earn GBP from and get our little asses wiped. Some of us actually are decent people who's autism and social ineptitude handicaps us from functioning normally within society, rather than a disgusting faggot like you that goes "wahh i dont wanna work because its lazy im gonna stay home and watch my little pony". You are the combination of a safe-space SJW and a welfare-leeching entitled nigger, both of which have massive normalfag qualities. Seriously, go fucking gas yourself. Your life is meaningless anyways.

>>37586983
isnt that everyone that works at walmart?
try getting the night shifts, you can do stupid shit or nothing, what ever you like aanon

>>37585399
Good job, anon. Seems like a /comfy/ job to accompany such a comfy thread.

>>37587844
Kek anon. As long as you get your shit in on time who the fuck gives a shit what you do otherwise.

>tfw work in a kitchen at a college
Kill me

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>>37588051
Autistic stormnigger, you are just a failed normie. If you have "autism" (self-diagnosed no doubt) and it is high functioning enough for you to hold down a job then you don't belong on this board, period. No you are not a robot, you are a failed normie at best and you do NOT belong in this community.

I wish /r9k/ was like the days of old when robots outnumbered you pathetic """cyborg""" wanna bes.

TL;DR REEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE FAGGOT REEE

>>37587935
Forklift licences are mostly for insurance. And some places have rules, like you can only use a forklift in designated areas or with supervision.

Rent is $1200 a month and you think a $100 is "piling up"? Do you still live with mom?

I make over 5 times as much as you per hour

But I have to deal with deadlines, meetings, waiting for other departments to get stuff done, overtime near releases or important dates, etc.

I've honestly thought about taking a comfy under $20/hr job just for the quality of life.

>>37588124
So true. These wageslaves say anything to fit in because they don't quite fit in with the normies they work with

they dont realise that the ability to get and hold down a job proves that they are normal enough to function in normie society fuck wagecucks

>>37588012
This kind of shit is exactly the reason why I left doing retail and other customer service jobs. If it's not customers, then it's management not knowing what the fuck they're doing.

Don't have to worry about any of that at my comfy warehouse job now.

>>37588012
>>37588180
I got another one

>Be me
>Continued adventures of Wallace and Vomit
>I'm not good with names
>I'm "zoning" an area like my supervisor wanted
>really I was just reading the back of amiibo boxes as I put them away
>manager came up
>"Wallace what are you doing?"
>"Zoning sir. Like Fucko asked me to"
>"come with me"
>follow him into the back
>"We need help unloading this truck, get to it"
>he walks off
>"Welcome to the unloading team Wallace, we're gonna go fast and we're gonna hit hard"
>start unloading boxes from the truck
>shits heavy
>what do expect, I was tossing boxes with bicycles and tv's and shit
>unloading team says I'm taking too long
>"How do you expect to last if you can't keep up? Haha"
>yeah Fuck this
>"Hey sorry guys but it's my lunch time, don't know why the manager brought me back here anyway. Peace!"
>walked out in the middle of unloading
>went to take a leak then returned to my amiibos
>Fucko approaches me
>"Good job Wallace, glad to see you're zoning like I told you"
>from what I hear, the unloading team really struggled to finish that truck after I left
>never went back there again

>Never have a job before because I was lazy
>need a job because money
>apply for about 15 jobs, haven't heard anything back
>watch my savings dwindle quickly as I have daily anxiety attacks between classes

>>37588245
get an in-demand skill you loser

>24 in october
>have had 3 jobs my entire life
>none lasted longer than a month
>can't function in work environments
>getting put on dads health insurance in january
>wtf why havent i had insurance this whole time
>going to go to therapy to get diagnosed with shit
>then going to apply for disability bux
>then going to get on foodstamps and trade my foodstamp credit for cash

>>37588124
t. prissy faggot who's had everything handed to them and never faced a single fucking hardship in their entire life except crippling backpain from trying to suck their own miniscule penis

Never have I claimed to be a cyborg. Cyborgs don't exist, i'm in fucking agreement with you. I merely happen to have the skills to hold down a mechanical, non-customer-service job which i do because I don't have the fucking option of becoming a nigger. Regardless of whether your NEET circlejerk thinks another friendless, kissless hugless womanhating racist virgin belongs on the shitty internet board or not, this is MY fucking turf as much as its yours. You NEETs fail to realize that the only reason you percieve yourselves as the majority is because no other subgroup on r9k besides camwhoring roasties have enough fucking time in the day to spend it in this hellhole. You faggots act like you're worse off and talk about how fucking hard it is being a NEET when you've got it fucking better and easier than the actual fucking robots forced by life to either an-hero or desperately try to make ends meet.Take your false eliteism and shove it up your distended anus.

>>37588256
What fucking in demand skill do I need for a shitty entry level part time job? I can bake and cook, but I have no proof of this. Am I supposed to tell them I know how to use a broom as a skill?

Work in a lab for 25/hr
Worst part of my job is dealing with women in my dept because they're unreasonable and nag and bitch all day. Other than that the job is really comfy. Most of the time I just listen to the radio and chill while my tests are running.
The job isn't even hard. You do the same shit almost every day and there are standard work instructions for practically everything at work.

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>>37588301
I'm not gonna read all that, normie. Just know that while actual robots have been diagnosed with multiple social and/or physical crippling illnesses and have to live off welfare, your dumb and probably under 25 ass is out making a living with the ability to provide for yourself. You're a normie and you don't even know it, stop acting like a woe is me tumblrite and go fulfil your normie potential and leave the board forever. Leave the board to people with with real problems and stop shitting up the board with your self-pitiful posts about how much you hate your job or hate working.

At least you are capable of even GETTING A JOB. Fucking worthless normie.

my oneitis works at Walmart so I probably can't do that

I hate you wagies to fucking much

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>>37587912
Imagine if it didn't pay well?

I'm in maintenance - $17.87/hr plus OT - about $40K/yr and I also do very little.

DESU, most days I long for work, I'm so bored.

>>37585669
Working at WalMart stocking goods is much better than McDonald's

>>37588012
I'm happy that you give customers stuff for free, fuck employers.
Did the Hispanic customers realize you giving free stuff deliberately or they thought you just didn't notice what you are doing?

>>37588412
>thinks anxiety and depression is a real problem that warrants welfare
>first world problems

Faggots like you will never know what being alive actually feels like. Hope you get the courage to wear the helium mask, I'm rooting for you.

>tfw too pathetic to even work at walmart

>be me
>Wallace is at it again
>customer comes in demanding a tv we don't have
>let's call him Tex
>explain to Tex we don't carry that brand of tv
>usual customer refusal of facts "No you have it"
>"No sir we don't"
>"Yes you do it's on your website don't lie to me"
>"Sir Wal-Mart's website has a different storage facility than us. They may have it in stock there and it can be sent here for pickup, but we at this store don't carry that tv usually"
>At this point Tex gets angry
>"Look you dirty Mexican, I know you have it in the back, go get it or I'll tell your managers you were refusing me service and I'll get you fired. Do you understand me?"
>Instantly pissed but composed
>"You know what sir, let me get a manager for you, I'd love to be fired today"
>go look for the ONE manager I liked, a pothead black guy
>Lets call him Jamal
>I explain the situation to Jamal beforehand
>Jamal approaches Tex
>"What seems to be the problem sir?"
>"Your employee here said some very rude things to me and is refusing me service, i demand compensation."
>"Well sir my employee informed me that you made some racially insensitive comments to him in an attempt to get an item that we do not carry here. I'm sorry sir but I'm going to ask you to leave the premises immediately"
>"You can't make me leave, I have every right to be here. Where's your manager I want to talk to him"
>Jamal grabs his radio
>I'm keking on the inside at Tex's frustration
>"Security we have an issue in Electronics, please come at once"
>Tex is furious
>"You're calling security on me?! I'll sue your ass!"
>"Either security escorts you out with a big scene in front of everyone or you can leave yourself. It's your call"
>Tex leaves shouting about how terrible this Wal-Mart is and how he's gonna sue the shit out of us
>After he's gone Jamal and I go in the back and chill out
>months passed
>Tex never sued
>never came back either
It was the single time I've ever felt good at pissing off a customer at Wal-Mart

>>37585399
nice job. is it easy to get a job there?

>>37588540
They knew, I talked to them in Spanish while I rang them up and told them that I was gonna give them free stuff. Where I live most of the population doesn't understand a lick of Spanish unless they were Hispanic themselves, so I could get away with it and no one had any idea, they thought I was just making conversation.

I've had several Hispanic customers ask me in Spanish why I was giving them free food and stuff
Short answer; because fuck my job
Always got a good laugh

>>37588570
Anxiety and depression are meme disorders, fuck off normalfaggot.

>>37585399
i got a call for a cashier position i applied to, how bad is being a cashier if you aren't that talkative?

>>37588412
>that picture
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

4chan was never either of these, you knob.

>>37588638
How do you know Spanish?
are you Hispanic?

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>tfw started job as as lab experiment

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>>37585399
>Walmart does all it's hiring through it's website just so they can spamfuck your email
Guess I'm not working there

>>37588652
Re-read my post. That was my point.

Unless you were hurt on the job, you should not be getting shit from my taxes.

>>37588734
Just unsubscribe from the mailing list after you done

>>37588716
Half Spanish yep, dad was from Chile and mom is mixed European so I speak both English and Spanish. To be fair my Spanish is a bit meh compared to what it should be but people seem to understand me just fine

>>37585399
Hey guys, lurker here. So basically, I'm trying to get a job or else I'll get kicked out by the end of the month, I also have very few food remaining and absolutely no money. So far I've been living on student loans, unfortunatly, the government only handle them monthly, during the months where I'm at school (I just finished the semester and I'm free for the summer)

So far, I've given 3 CVs irl, none ever contacted me back. I've given literally over 50 Cvs online, so far I got three call from the internet, first one was a really really suspicious business that I decided not to take part in...second was a thrift store, I went to do an interview there, I thought I did good but they never called me back...Third one was today, the job would basically be about standing behind a stand during an event and sell gourmet products (mostly high quality spices and dressings) Unfortunatly, I think this job would only be for the duration of the event only, which is 3 days.

How did you guys get jobs? Does handing out CVs on the internet worked for you?

Please if you have any tip, tell me, also I never worked a day of my life so my CV is a bit empty..

>>37586983
Dude a lot of places will, shit hit up a temp. agency and get some easy exp that way.
I work some shitty entry level factory job and had 0 experience at 24 and it's easy sailing. Provided you aren't a complete nigger or a retard.

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>>37588765
McDonald's is always hiring anon

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>>37588737
Schizophrenia, borderline personality disorder, reduced affect display and aspergers. In a perfect world I would simply not exist, luckily for me I'm in a first world country so cucks like you can pay my welfare. and desu norman you are the lucky one, believe me.

Anyway tick-tock wagecuck, better get well rested for Mr.Shekelstein. You got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

>>37586080
Only women work in clothing.

>>37586983
Yes. They will literally hire anyone. I worked with a girl who never made it past the their grade and felons.

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>>37588879
Ur thread not getting a lot of traffic bruv?

Sign o' the times...

>>37588860
They never called me back either...

>>37588924
I'm not the OP of those threads, though I do participate to show my disgust for the wagecuck masses,

>>37588879
>Schizophrenia
Schizophrenia is neetbux guarantee desu.
I have only depression and social anxiety (It's not severe as it used to be but the psychiatrists doesn't know that)
So I'm hopping to get neetbux too, I'm wating now for the social security committee

>>37588412
Pic related shows the world is truly getting better.

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I just got a job as a cashier, how fucked am I?

>>37588879
Those can be treated with medication and therapy. You're just a drain on resources and the government is just enabling your mental illnesses. You have no real reason not to work, you're just a lazy waste of space who is dead inside.

As for me, I love my job. I get paid $18 an hour to help others and take them out to the beach/movies/shopping. My life is not a meaningless cycle of depravity and self loathing. You can meme all you want, but at the end of the day I am still getting paid, getting stronger, and getting my dick wet. I guess in a way I feel sorry for you, though if it were up to me you would either be in a psyche ward or in a shallow grave.

>>37589173
Not him but you are a classic normie and should leave the board

>>37589005
I have schizo. Do I need a job first? I work for Amazon flex but it's like uber in terms of employment. Who do I talk to?

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>>37588765
What does your CV look like? Yeah, if you have zero job experience be prepared to basically getting turned down for even a chance at an interview. Also, there's going to be times where you believe you did amazing on an interview and don't get a call back and then other times where you think/know you fucked up horribly and you get called back.

Funny blog post, one of my first interviews was for Publix and was sick with a shitload of mucus. Went to the interview hacking and coughing every other minute and at one point the manager asked me what I "knew about the company" I didn't know what the fuck to say and froze for maybe a good solid five seconds and said "I don't really know anything".

Total fuck up, cringed the entire way through, and thought I for sure fucked up. Got the job the next morning. So yeah, moral of the story don't think you fucked up even if you did. If that makes sense.

Also, if you're a NEET that has no job experience, you're probably/might be getting asked why/what you've been doing or why you've been unemployed. Just say you had family matters, were attending to a family member, etc. Unless you plan to work for the FBI no one is going to question that. in my experience.

>didn't get hired at walmart or target
I feel like a fucking failure.

>>37589243
I am and I won't leave. You all talk about how great /r9k/ used to be before the "normies invaded", but I've been lurking/posting here since 09' before it got deleted and it was never a NEET only club.

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@37589173
you're trying too hard norman

no (you) for (you)

>>37589312
Alright well thats maybe why no one call me back...but how tf am I supposed to get experience to show on my CV if I never worked a day of my life....And also I never was a neet, I'm just a college student who lived off loans.

>>37585399
I applied to Walmart today as a stocker..hope I get it

>>37589400
>bothering to reply at all

Stay salty my friend.

>>37587844
What is your job? This sounds fantastic. I wish I could have an at-home job too.

Does anyone have at-home jobs to recommend for a young person with only some work history?

>>37588666
Sams club gag here. Perfectly fine, but I moved to electronics. Fuck cashiering.

>>37589948
"Everyone needs a plus upgrade and credit card anon"
"Anon why aren't your numbers up? You're asking everyone if they want a plus upgrade or line of credit right?"
"Anon I'm sorry but we have to let you go, you're not meeting your plus upgrade and credit card quota"

I'm still fucking upset about working there, still I had fun times, hung out with a milf who wanted my young dick, stole cookies from the bakery constantly, Took hour lunches and no one noticed

>T. Ex Sam's club cashier

>work at dollar general
>expected to be in all parts of the store doing every type of work all at once
>while alone

>>37585669

how can a robot work in Fast Food? First couple of weeks would be hell because you're dealing with socializing, learning how to work the cashier, and how to properly bag food.

Can could any fast food place be good for a Robot? Everyone has to work cashier/front/drive thru unless you have a manager that's okay with you hardly ever being cashier.

>>37590245

I used to work at Little Caesars and it was bearable. Mine always had the qt grills working the register and answering phones so I never had to deal with customers. The other coworkers weren't too annoying plus lots of free pizza and bread was a nice perk.

>>37585399
>its like working at black mesa
I got that feeling too when i went for orientation and got to see the employee only/recieving area, i go back there a few times a day at work but im actually just a bagger/cart pusher.
Its pretty comfy, im thinking after working part time for awhile, if i ever lose my NEETbux, i could ask to work in the back and do stocking/unloading full time but thats just a plan B.
Im very happy just being a part time NEET.
The occasional work, despite what other NEET's like to brag about, actually makes me feel a bit more fulfilled on top of my vidya playing weed smoking life style, ehich after awhile starts to stagnate.

Still, i wish i didnt have to talk to people so much.

>Work at business bank
>Only help 5-10 customers per day
>Either rich old white guys or their secretaries dropping off checks, paying loans, etc
>Sit on phone or read all day in chair by window
>40 hours per week, 8-5, no weekends

I would highly recommend a teller position in a business bank or quiet bank. As long as you can do basic computer functions it's easy...

>>37588169
same here but I don't want to do physical labor

>>37585399
How did you apply anon? I don't even need a job but I want something to do to pass the time so I've been applying to shit online but never getting calls. Did you call them first?

>>37588163
kek
this orginal comment is

>>37590701
All the banks around here are all

YOU GOTTA BE ON YOUR FEET 8 HOURS A DAY

My hip literally can't take it it's gay

>>37585399
how old were you when you got your first job? I'm 20 and in college but I've never had a job. I have an interview tomorrow for stocking a grocery stock but I'm scared af

>>37589173
>>37589384
>>37589496
>>37590157
>>37590411
>>37590582
>>37590701
and here come the wagie ragies

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>>37591192
I dont rage, i like the NEET posts.
Honestly my favorite one is the "Coffee NEET" who recently made an OC pepe that doesnt like to be interrupted before hes finished his coffee, i always laugh my ass off in those threads.
Anyway i just like to make extra money along with my NEETbux.
I dont know why i do it, i just figure one day ill come up with a reason to spend all the extra cash.

Lmao do you know how taxes work? You can cut your wages basically in half boyo.

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>give up trying to get a respectable job
>apply for the most basic shit like packing and cleaning
>most ads dont even reply

Apparently reverting to a no-hope bottom of the barrel comfy job is still too much for someone like me.
Even the most mundane menial labor requires experience and connections these days.
Its a fucking joke.

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>>37588301
I like this guy.

NEETS btfo

>>37586097
Is your name colton from ca

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>>37591590
>posts an angry wall of text rant which doesn't even get read by the poster he replied to
Y-yeah NEETS b-btfo

>>37589062
Depends where at. I've been a cashier before. It's not bad.

>>37590155
Posting this from the sams parking lot. Yoy know true he'll anon. In legit surprosed some one else went through the plus challenge he'll I did.

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>>37592927
What in the actual fuck are you trying to say?

>>37588051
your "autism" and "social ineptitude" apparently aren't severe enough to prevent you from getting a job, unlike the rest of us. you're a normie.

>>37585399

>Walmart

Lol

Costco for life faggot

>first paycheck comes
>half your pay is deducted to pay for my NEET lifestyle
>find out that the NEETs actually get more money than you
>cry on /r9k/

>>37590941
Weird. All of our branches have chairs and desks.

>>37586172
You neets are babbys
APM HERE Im basically an assistant who doesn't do shit all day.

>>37593365
Are you posting this from underneath a truck driver, Britbong?

>>37585399
tfw I can't even get a job
END ME

>>37590941
if you and your customers don't sit down, it's not a serious bank.