Hello everyone. I'm a girl. Yep, a for real, real life girl

Tits of gtfo.

This post is very original.

> I'd like attention and (you)s, lots of them
End yourself, maybe?

You're good at writing
Please write more

Answer these simple questions.

Fat?
Pale?
Titcow?
Bad hygiene?
Hairy pussy?

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I can't tell is this is a guy taking the piss or an actual girl.

>>37584560
Sure, but what should I write?

>>37584590
>Fat?
No
>Pale?
Yes
>Titcow?
No
>Bad hygiene?
No
>Hairy pussy?
Yes

Why do you ask anon?

>>37584488
Are you fat? Also what do you think of armpit/thigh sex?

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>>37584597
Couldn't say. It's really fucking autistic. Usually these misogynist LARP threads are more obvious.

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>inb4 incoming wave of thirsty orbiters

>>37584626
>teehee I'm a fembot ask me anything
>why are you asking me questions

>>37584626
>tfw no pale skinny chestlet hairy pussy gf

>>37584626
>i want you(s)
>why are do you ask
K you are defiantly a retarded roastie

>>37584641
Nope again. And they seem like relatively innovative ways to use your dick to fuck someone else's body,

>>37584488
How old are you sis?

>>37584488
Can you at least post a vocaroo of your best attempt at a girl voice?

>>37584739
I'm 18, just graduated high school and everything.

What was the name of the Canadian girl who used to tripfag on here a few years back, maybe around 2012? Not her actual name but her trip? Does she still post here? Does anybody know who I'm talking about? She was annoying as fuck.

>>37584748
>posting voice
This is as bad as posting pics. People might save it, or even fap to it. Creepy right?

>>37584755
I bet she's still in high school and not 18

>>37584692
>>37584730
I was just curious anons, no need to be mean.

>>37584488
How many (You)s do I have to pay for you to be my gf?

>>37584781
No it's not creepy, it's perfectly natural. If you're not fat and are cute, why are you a khv?

>>37584488
What kind of fetishes do you have?
please be femdom or chastity cage

>>37584811
The only time I've been with someone internet bf when I was still in school. He broke up with me before irl meeting but I still love him so I'd never want to be with someone else. No one was interested in me in high school, which was probably half because I was awkward and unapproachable and half because I told people I was a lesbian in freshmen year (not a lesbian).

>>37584862
From what I've read you seem like a nice person overall. Why do you try to hide from other people?

>>37584862
Did you send nudes to him like the whore you are?

>>37584915
Bullying and other things in middle school, I guess. After middle school I didn't believe anyone would try to talk to me unless they were messing with me or needed something, so I was always really quiet, aloof, closed off whenever talking to someone new. People will quickly get used to the fact that you're "the quiet one" and you completely drop off their radar, people tended to forget I was even in the room I think. I actually don't like most people so even after I realized people would generally be nice to me and not bother me in high school I stayed that way. Most people just seem really boring, not that I think I'm interesting. I'd quietly observe people looking for signs they were interesting in some way but never saw much.

>>37584488
Ops and Fembots, join thiscomfy and coay discord server, everyone is welcome, there are no bullies!!!


Code: x7FXRZ

>>37585055
fuck off you thirsty betanigger

>>37584974
No, never sent him nudes. I'm uncomfortable with the idea and also I didn't want him to have child porn on his computer since I was still technically underage. We did live cam stuff a few times though, I won't pretend I'm innocent or something.

>>37585055
Discord shilling should be a bannable offense, kys piece of shit.

Granted so should "fembot here guise!" threads like this one, but I digress.

>>37585033
>Most people just seem really boring, not that I think I'm interesting
What do you do for fun? You're a neet and you just got out of high school right? What do you do all day?

>>37585072
How old were you and what did you do on cam?

>>37585099
15-16. You can imagine for yourself ; )

We didn't do cam very often though, we both preferred just voice only phone calls because it was more intimate.

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>>37584488
Hello everyone. I'm a boy. Yep, a for real, real life boy (male). You could even call me a anon or a robot. I'm shy and don't like socializing and I'm caring and polite to everyone. I'm pretty cute too. I'm a KHV NEET and a complete not like the other boys kind of boy! I share all your nerdy or obscure hobbies and interests at the same level as you. Probably your political views too. I have lots of lewd and weird fetishes and I'd happily indulge my partner's every sexual whim if I had one, but I think anything but strict monogamy is disgusting and degenerate.
I'll never post any pictures, I'll never contact any of you outside this thread, and I will definitely never be your bf. The reason for this thread should be obvious. I'd like attention and (you)s, lots of them, because I'm so socially stunted that this is the only way and place I feel comfortable getting it..
Please give me lots and lots of replies, thank you!

>>37585090
Watch anime, read manga, play VNs and vidya sometimes, listen to music, studying Japanese, drawing, writing concepts for stories I'm too unmotivated to develop into finished projects

>>37585126
You live in the US right?
Where and how did you meet him? How old was he?
What will you say to your next bf? That you whored yourself out on cam for some guy?

>>37585132
Thanks for the laugh namefag, here's your (you)

>>37585149
What kind of music do you listen to? What are your favorite VNs?

>>37585153
Yes. I met him on a weeb forum. I had an online friend who had another group of friends on said weeb forum we were both on, and they created a skype group. I joined that skype group, and he was in it. We didn't get close until a year later though, then that's a whole different story. He was 24 (yeah I know).

I love him very much. He actually friendzoned me out of the relationship after a year and I still talk to him every day. I can't imagine I'll ever have a next bf so I'm not really worried about it.

>>37584793
>implying she

are you retarded my dude

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>>37584488
Have a nice pic to make you feel better, larping anon-san.

>>37585242
Not quite, I have aspergers

>>37585182
I listen to weeb music, mostly vocaloid. My favorites are Saya no Uta, Eden*, and Fata Morgana. I need to play more though.

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>all these men trying to hook up with a larping retard
kek

>>37585278
How long have you been on 4chan and what brought you here? Why do you browse /r9k/

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>>37585132
Oooh may I hug you sweet anon? Do you feel better then? Are you straight?

>>37585302
Two years now, I think? I definitely never posted until my 18th birthday though. My ex introduced me to it. I started browsing /r9k/ because about a year ago I was afraid that being female made me automatically inferior to the point that I couldn't experience the full extent of what human life has to offer, so I read woman hate threads here obsessively. Then I got over it, but I still come here because it's good for shitposting.

>>37585132
L O N D O N
Be my qt bf pls

>>37585354
>it's good for shitposting
Please don't do that. What do you look for in a man? What traits and qualities stand out to you?

>>37584862
INFJ?
INTJ?

>>37585400
INFP. Oregonal.

>>37585389
Men exactly like my ex? I guess. He's the only man I've ever been attracted to. I mostly just like 2D girls otherwise.

>>37585425
I thought you said you weren't a lesbian though

>>37585439
I didn't say I was straight. I'm bisexual I guess. Aren't most girls bisexual on some level?

tits or gtfo, the only reason this thread is relevant is because you mentioned youre a girl for attention

>>37585484
Well obviously. That's the whole point of the thread.

>>37585132
>I'd happily indulge my partner's every sexual whim
I'd take you as a boytoy and let you pleasure me if you are a virgin for real.I don't like hustlers.

>>37584488

>I'd like attention and (you)s, lots of them, because I'm so socially stunted that this is the only way and place I feel comfortable getting it..

Me too, sestra. me too.

It's safe, easy, and non-committal!

>>37585132
where is your Stanley pic

>>37585476
I thought I read somewhere most women are also attracted to other women to some extent. Why did your ex break up with you?

>>37585507
I'm sorry anon, I can't be your boytoy because I am sadly a female girl.

Reminder that I will never be anyone's bf or gf.

>>37585514
Exactly, this anon gets it.

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>>37585132
>>37585507
Remember that ALL guys are hustlers
even the virgins are screwed by porn
there are NO pure guys

HUSTLERS GTFO
reeeeeeee

>>37585522
I was clingy and insecure to the point of being draining and he said "I don't want to have relationships anymore lets stay friends" so that's what happened.

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>>37585531
>sadly a female girl.
another roleplaying anona and there I got my hopes up again
there are no guys on /r9k/

>>37585552
Why did you want to become a neet? Don't you have dreams in life, or have you given up your walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

>>37585596
My dream is to live at home and create stories and art and things, so being a NEET is pretty conducive to my dreams.

>>37585619
What kind of stories do you write? Can you post one or a part of one for us to read?

>>37584597
Holy shit boys are so stupid

>>37584488
The thing is I know you'd choose Chad over any one of us, so you're not a fembot, that's like saying we'd choose Stacy over someone that actually is a fembot, that means we're not bots, we're just another typical male roastie/Chad, kill yourself cunt.

>>37585643
Spooky/fantasy stuff. And no, I don't want to post anything attached to my real life here.

>>37585656
I'll kill myself if you go first, I promise.

>>37585762
Are you writing one right now? What's it about?

>>37584488
That op pic is cute

CUTE

unlike you because you're either a girl (male) or a ugly wildebreast

>tfw this thread will get 500 replies regardless

>>37585805
anon, you should act a bit cuter or no one will like you

>>37585805
Nah it won't. This bait thread is only moderately successful at best, my guess is it will die before 200 posts unless something causes a sudden surge of interest.

>>37585797
My most recent idea is about a paradise world of magic users based on seasons, and the MC is a girl who is supposed to be the harbinger of the apocalypse for this world. It came from a dream, which kept switching from a cute/fun tone to a very creepy one in a way that interested me. It's mostly an exercise in fantasy world building for me at the moment. Having fun with it so far.

>>37585881
Sounds interesting. Do you plan to write for your career or do you do it just for fun?

>>37585923
It's for fun, but I'd like other people to read my stories someday. If it could be my career that would be pretty nice, but mostly I'd just like a job I don't hate that gives me enough money to live and gives me time to do my hobbies. Not sure how possible that is.

I'd actually like to make VNs. I've made a VN that's available online but I'll never link it anywhere.

>>37585988
If your like others to read your stories, why don't you link the vn? I got nothing better to do, I'd be happy to play it

>>37586020
It's attached to my persona and I feel a bit wary about linking that in a thread here. It's also pretty bad.

>>37586069
If it doesn't have any personal information you should be fine. This is /r9k/, the only criticism you'd get would be from a bunch of raging autists.

>>37586115
It's more like anyone else who saw my VN could google it and find the archives of this attentionwhore thread someday,

>>37586146
Oh, ok. How do you like being a neet? Is it boring or do you like it?

>>37585033
lol. bitch you arent cute. the only women I met IRL who knew what this site was was a pig ugly disgusting scene girl attention whore who was "thick" but not in any attractive way. dont fall for the fembot scenegirl trap.
>t. average looking normie who stumbled across this site two years ago

>>37584488
but mOOOOOM, I DON'T WANNAAAAAA

>>37586267
I'm skinny and not a scene girl. I'm pretty sure I'm not pig ugly either, or at least I haven't been treated like I am.

Why the fuck do mods not delete these shit threads?

>>37586373
Because /r9k/ has pretty much been forsaken by the mods. It's a slower, sadder /b/.

>>37586399
Global rule #8
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.

>>37586252
I like it. I like being being alone for long periods of time.

>>37586472
It wasn't a complaint. Just a statement. I like it this way.

>>37586480
Me too. I wish I could be totally alone in this world, and not have family bothering me, or having to work a shitty part time job. Just go on long walks and play guitar