I need your advice, /r9k/. And no, don't tell me to fuck

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I need your advice, /r9k/. And no, don't tell me to fuck off to >>>/adv/ that board if for normies

>Be me ten years ago, age 19
>In love with my best friend, a qt tomboyish asian girl who lives next door
>Decide to go confess
>"I have to tell you something," I say
>"Oh, I have to tell you something, too," she says
>"Ok, you go first."
>"Alright, I've wanted to tell you this for a long time, because I haven't told anyone else."
>Huh? What is it she wants to tell me?
>"I'm a lesbian, anon."
>I'm a lesbian
>a lesbian
>lesbian
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>"Oh, really? Is that it? I don't really care who you want to fuck, that's your choice."
>"Thanks, anon. I guess it's your turn now."
>Decide to lie through my teeth
>"Um, well, I was thinking about buying some tickets to Comic-con, and I thought you might want to go, like we did last year."
>"Geez, here I am telling you my deepest secret and that's all you had to say? I'm disappointed."
>Fast forward ten years
>Be me, age 29
>Best friend calls me up
>"Hey, anon. Me and my girlfriend are getting married!"
>I give her congratulations
>"Yeah, thanks. So the wedding is a bit far off and all, but I definitely want you to come. I was wondering if you want to be my best man? I know it sounds a little weird, but she wants to have bridesmaids and a maid of honor and all that girly shit, but I thought I'd just bring in my boys instead. It's ok if you don't want to though, I know how shy you are."
>Tell her I'll think about it

Well, /r9k/? Should I be her best man? I haven't really gotten over her, so...