Ask a bedridden neet anything. I haven't been outside in

what does your family think about your habits

>>37581529
They haven't made it clear but I would guess disappointment because I used to get the best grades in highschool/university.

>>37581551
so you finished uni? how come you neet

>>37581616
i can't handle the anxiety of going outside

>>37581624
how did you go through HS and uni?

>>37581633
skip everyday and only show up for tests or to hand in homework

>>37581516
have you tried going outside late at night?
what's your height and weight?

>>37581685
yes, in fact that's the last time i went outside. i went to a 24 hr grocery store at 3am to buy mountain dew (unironically) and test out the local bitcoin machine at a 24 hr convenience store

120 5'9"

>>37581717
well shit you're almost like me then
skinnyfat?
>>37581672
so no interaction with people?

>>37581777
not quite skinny fat but i'm getting there.
i literally have not used my vocal cords in 2-3 weeks.

How the hell man

>>37581516
>600 calories
so what do you eat?
how exactly do you get your food?

>>37581816
i pass the time watching tv shows, browsing 4chan, listening to music. i just lay in bed with my laptop all day. when i wait for the electric kettle to boil, i sometimes imagine giving speeches or playing golf.

>>37581846
coffee, baguettes, coca cola, apples for fibre, preserved meat that looks like mini salami, instant noodles.
for example, yesterday i ate for 1st meal a coffee and a small piece of a baguette and for my second meal, i ate noodles and a poached egg.

parents buy whatever and i scavenge when they're away.

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>>37581516
Asuka or Rei?

Original question.

>>37581932
i don't know who they are

>>37581942
Seriously, you're a NEET but you don't know NGE? What the fuck man. BTW I'd choose Asuka over Rei because I'm the lowest. I really am because I masturbated to her several times.

>>37581942
how are you a neet and you don't even know them

>>37581983
>>37581989
not all neets are weebs

>>37582000
but are all weebs neets?
let's get that noggin joggin

>>37581672
holy shit i tought i was the only one except i dropped out because a bunch of uni guys showed up at my house to talk (teachers sent them).So i dropped to evade them

>>37582028
>a bunch of uni guys showed up at my house to talk (teachers sent them)
Wut? What did they want to talk about?

>>37582013
that was not implied
>>37582028
it is truly the patrician way to be able to learn on your own.

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>>37582013
Oregaami

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here's an example of a meal

>>37582314
how do you get money
oregonisimo

>>37582370
right now i gamble on altcoins. my parents sometimes deposits money in my bank account for no reason except they think it will make me happy but it makes me very sad when they do this and i used to tell them to stop doing it but they won't listen. so i have just resigned to act grateful and accept it.

>>37582071
why i skipped school i guess and probably some positive normie stuff,or probably a team work or idk
>tfw probably they tought i killed myself

>>37582314
What a fatass, stop eating such greasy shit you whale.

>>37582483
not a whale far from it

How do you look at yourself in the mirror without crying

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>>37581516
What kind of spells are you capable of casting?

>>37582631
i practice smiling in the mirror and imagine having a few golden teeth. then dry my hands very aggressively on a cotton hand towel (for those of you who've read great expectations: imagining i am mr. jaggers)

>>37582682
Do you have a normal sleep pattern

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>>37582680
meme magic of course

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37582711
no, not at all. i run on a 28 hour day and sleep for 6 hours.

Do you want to become the real Version of "sloth' from the movie seven?

>>37581516
How can i be happy, anon?

Are you proud of the "man" you've turned into? Do your mother and father get quiet when you enter the room?

>>37582740
i haven't seen that movie in a decade but yes i move very slowly and do very little. i am mostly sitting up on a few pillows with my laptop on my lap with a smirk on my face from browsing 4chan and listening to music with slightly melancolic undertones.

>>37582758
accept yourself and what you cannot change. change what you can and find things to be grateful for.

>>37582764
no
yes

>>37582792
How old are you OP? I was a bedridden neet from 21-23, and I basically accepted that my life was over. I pulled myself out thankfully

>>37582838
26
that is good anon i am happy for you.

>>37582740
i didn't answer clearly. no i don't want to emulate anything real or fictional

>>37582878
>26
Oh. Yeah nvm, your life is over. Enjoy..whatever it is you do.

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>>37581516
What events transpired to bring you to this scenario?
Also, do you have bedsores?

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>>37581516
Hey. Been there. Dropped out for 2 yrs. Kept staying inside because I was a failure. Didn't even have the decency to get good grades.

Still trying to walk out and make my dues. Needed to get a normie job because bitcoin was hard for me to make. Even tried making a rudimentary miner / heater. Failed horribly.

I want to say it gets better but it really doesn't. But your not dead yet. I don't want to die yet. And I don't want to die here. It feels like a slow death whenever I lay on bed watching mindlessly. Just sperg out on something, anything, related to the outside world. I did it with NodeJS, HTML, CSS, and Javascript and eventually I found it was kind of easy to get money for knowing the bare minimum you need from torrented udemy bootcamps haha.

I... don't want to tell you how to run your life, because I've heard that shit before and it sometimes has the opposite effect. But, we all have to confront this sometimes. Even if it only gets better slightly.

>>37582924
I'm not reading all that, thanks for trying though.

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>>37582981
TL;DR: Programming opens up many doors ed-boy.

Np. I probably wouldn't have too at that state.

>>37582914
no bed sores, i set up a standing desk that i move to from time to time.
i skipped a lot during highschool. eventually i kept skipping because it was easy to get good grades. in university, i kept doing the same because i am an autist who can study for 10 hours straight. during summers i stayed indoors and was basically neet. as you may know, isolating yourself from society makes your social anxiety worse. now i can't even walk out the front door without having a mini panic attack
>>37582924
truth
i don't know what to do. i'm planning to move out and go very far away. it feels like death is approaching soon and i don't want to die at my parents' house.

how many times a day do you think about suicide?

>>37583082
>NEET
>plans to move out

Literally how

>>37583184
once every waking hour. i have planned to use chracoal bbq in an enclosed area

>>37583202
one way ticket

are you cute and looking for a gf?

>>37583336
i don't know. some girls on video chatting websites have used the terms 'pretty handsome' or 'pretty cute' before but this was many months ago. i wouldn't want to be someone's bf in my state.

Start making yourself go outside and interact with people OP

it's the only way, you were not always this bad, you have made yourself this bad

you can make yourself better

>>37583646
i know this is the way but i don't even know what i would do if i were to go outside.

Is your name Adam

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>>37584197
no, that is not my name

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>>37584139
You said you were 120 lb? Or kg? Either way, even if you arent necessarily /fit/, youre not a weight that would impede activity

You could pick up a hobby that you can do by yourself. Adrenaline helps depression. Try picking up skateboarding or bike riding or something. You said something about golf, you could always pick it up.

Your parents would be pleased, im sure. They seem like nice people.

>>37584601
skateboarding is for children and bike seats hurt my crotch. i would go camping if i didn't have to drive 6 hours to the nearest forest where i wouldn't run into people.

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>>37584945
Those are some pretty weak excuses desu

how do you resist hunger?
im a neet too but im fat as fuck and trying to lose weight. i currently do intermittent fasting and have 2 meals as well but these 2 meals end up being always huge and hypercaloric

>>37585143
i don't feel hunger too badly so it's not that difficult to resist the temptation of food. i don't think doing that is conducive to losing weight. i watched a show about an obese man who would only eat once a day but that meal was massive. starving isn't the way to go. eat foods with fiber and drink more water and you won't feel as hungry.

>>37585135
yes, avoidance and excuses is how i got here

not much to say on the matter but I enjoyed reading your thread OP. I could end up like you one day easily the way I am going but I eat a few more calories and get some fresh air most days

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>>37585694
don't do it. don't get too comfy. comfyness is the enemy