My cat litterally tried to fuck my arm. he straight burried his

Have your cat neutered. House pets should not be sexual creatures, it makes them fucking miserable.

>>37581226
poor dogie, they can smell death.

>>37581226
Rape it back. You can't let your cat assert it's dominance over you like that. It's beta af.

Infact honestly unless your cat has to spend and hour licking thick wads of your jizz from his fur, you're always going to be nothing but a bitch to him.

Your cat would kill you if it could. Cats are not pets.

>>37581226
Well someone had to

>>37581305
My cat atleast fucks the neighbours cat from time to time. I on the other hand will always be a virgin loser.
However i also know for a fact that I would be way more miserable if someone cut my balls off. Wouldn't do that to myself, wouldn't do it to my asshole cat.

My dog does this to my leg. Problem is he's a big german shepherd and hard to just shake off.

>>37581226
You're not a virgin anymore Anon. You're a normie now. Time to go post on /soc/ with the rest of your kind.

>>37581431
And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate ...

>>37581226

ur cat is a fag lmao

>>37581440
well i suppose my arm is attractive

in soviet russia, pussy fucks you

It happens. Wait until he starts spraying piss all over your place.
Get him neutered.

>>37581226
> My arm virgin anymore

Get your arm out of here you fucking armfag!

>>37581703
He already sprays piss everywhere. Still not gonna screw him over like that
See >>37581427
He was my only company for the past few years, least i can do is not chop his balls off.

>>37581226
I've been humped by dogs and Cats

It's affection anon, animals are great

>>37581787
Yeah annimals really are great.
Fuck pigeons though.