I'm going to the casino on Saturday with my brother and

You're gonna get blacked, jack

casinos are boring af

I actually work at a Casino.

Blackjack is cool if you're good with talking to people. It's sort of a social game since everyone is playing against the dealer.

Slot machines are donate-to-the-Casino machines. Don't play them unless you like flashy lights and music.

>>37581141
>Slot machines are donate-to-the-Casino machines.
Sometimes they pay out. I won $800 on a Sex & the City one. The trick is to fucking walk away afterwards.

>>37581175
How much money have you put into the Slot machines? I mean, over all of your visits?

>>37581196
I'd say close to $500. I don't go to the casino much at all.

i've been to casinos a couple times, the people i used to hang out with liked to go. i hated every second i spent in those places and felt like a fucking degenerate.

>>37581237
You're one of the rare few, then.

The casino I work for is pretty small, but profits from slots alone (that is, after payouts) averages about $5 million. Far as the Casino is concerned, it's basically free money.

Casino BUMP

>>37580963
Please peruse gaming guides by TheWizardofOdds to keep from getting absolutely cleaned out. Blackjack is one of the easiest games to win/ mitigate your losses with.

Also slots aren't evil but you need to find ones with high rates of return (as in, machines that pay out 80-95% of the money put in them on average). Also try baccarat of you get the chance, it's a very slow game with only one optimal bet, very easy to take it easy with.

I won 200 once playing virtual roulette in a casino but I have a suspicious feeling the computer generated games like that and black jack are all in favour of the house so there's no big way of winning. Would you say I'm better off getting a table and not going to the machines? I'm heading to Vegas later in the year so I'm after some good advice, not looking to make a fortune just don't want to get screwed over as soon as I get there.

Also is it total bullshit that movie and TV show franchise owned slot machines rape your money quicker than non-franchise owned ones?

>>37580963
As a black jack dealer, i think its funny when the players dont play as a team and hinder each other with shit play. So never follow basic strategy, never take advice, and never be consistant!

>>37582982
Tell me your secrets, Chief Deals With Fingers

I used to go 2-3 times a week for about 6 months, at one point I was up 3k from playing various table games but ended up squandering most of it before stopping to play online poker instead.

>>37582911
I don't think there is a serious difference but I still tend to avoid completely virtual games anyway.

Only play two deck shoe games preferably with out an auto shuffler.

Research basic strategy if you do not already know it. Look into basic +1 -1 neutral counting system its VERY easy to use especially for a robot.

Al of this guys videos are great he covers basic strategy, shuffle tracking, and counting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcR303_5zAA

DONT PLAY LOW LIMIT TABLES YOU WILL STILL LOVE ALL YOUR MONEY AND NEVER HAVE A REAL CHANCE TO WIN!!!!!

Black Jack is a quick hit game based on counting cards and big bets when the count is on your side.