>Be me last night, 10:30
>My apartment area is divided from the other section to the right of it by a patch of grass
>Waiting for roommate to park his car, just standing there like a fucking idiot with grocery bags in my hands (He came back from the store, wanted me to wait for him because he didn't want to get jumped, I'm 6'4, he's a manlet)
>9/10 starts walking across patch of grass, and walks past me and slightly smiles
>My autism kicks in, make a slight "oops" sound and move out of her way
>She goes into the apartment behind me, which is next to mine
>Roommate finally gets over to me, we take the groceries in the house
>Look in mirror
>Look like a fucking wild man
>Fight off urge to kill myself by playing with my dog
Why must I suffer?
Hang in there niqqa
Mad respekts
>My autism kicks in, make a slight "oops" sound and move out of her way
literally every fucking time a girl walks near me
Op here, got an update:
>Be me after typing original post
>Go to take dog for a walk
>9/10 from last night and her 8/10 friend are walking to apartment complex pool, bikinis on
>9/10 says "aww, cute dog!"
>Autism kicks into Super Saiyan
>"U-uh t-thanks..!"
>By that time they're walking away
>8/10 heard it, looks back, says something to her friend, they both chuckle
>Dog licking my face, take her for a walk
>Get back
>Type this
What would you rate yourself /10 anon? I have a feeling this 9/10 may think you're cute, don't take my word for it though I'm on /r9k/