>this early hour oh the morning >Wagecucks are already

tried to help them during the election but they wouldn't have it, stubborn pride

If I don't work then I'll have no money and will probably die in a gutter somewhere

>>37579804
Oh hey there, neetie. Reading this while on my paid breakfast break. When I get back, I'll just do fuck all for another 2 hours until lunch. The best part? All paid, and it's better than neetbux!

>>37579846
What kind of original work do you originally do?

>>37579804
Cool, I'm on paid vacation neetie poo, with an allotment of 400 dollars added on top of everything that is non-taxable. Good try, jelly neet.

>>37579804
Just a quick question, if being neet is possible, why the hell are there homeless people? What is stopping you from being homeless?

>>37579876
I work at burger king and make the minimum wage, but I bet its way more than you make neetie.

>>37579897
Homeless people don't have parents to support them and couldn't get on autisbux (or autismbux couldn't afford them a house)

I know a guy on disability but he's homeless because he just spends it on crack.

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>>37579876
Not him, but I almost never have any kind of pressure, my autism level makes me a great business analyst as no emotion cloud my mind, and remorseless can suggest to automate some business process, illegals are not taking your jobs, are me.

Also: 105k salary, but I suppose neetbux and shitposting are better.

>>37579804
I appreciate your concern, neetie, but sadly I am ineligible for NEETbux and therefore have no choice but to work for money. As sad as this is, it gives me some comfort and helps me get through the day to know that my tax money is helping to sustain NEETs like yourself. At least there are a few people who get to live a proper human life.

>>37579930
I think I know this same guy too. Does he have one eye and post on here about being an oppressed disabled minority or something?

>>37579930
Lot of homeless have SSDI or SSI but they spnd it on drugs

>>37579984
No, he doesn't post here at all. He's my dad's friend. His name is Paul and he's from Ohio and he likes crack cocaine.

>>37579912
I legitimately laughed at you

people use burger flipping as a derogatory term for losers

I was a wage slave for 17 years 13 to 30 retired now and can say I miss bsing with people but work sucks its 9 am and I'm still in bed and I can do what ever I want

>>37579996
Do you think Paul would suck you off for money? I wonder if your dad ever let him suck his cock..

>>37579996
A crack addict will do ANYTHING for a fix does your dad smoke it with him?

>>37579912
I get $500 a fortnight to do fuck all

>>37580034
>Do you think Paul would suck you off for money? I wonder if your dad ever let him suck his cock..
He probably would, but I wouldn't ask him too. His mouth looks really gross, man.
>>37580084
>A crack addict will do ANYTHING for a fix does your dad smoke it with him?
I don't think so. My dad and him were buddies back in prison when they were both in some white supremacy gang lol

My dad runs a restaurant, he doesn't have time for crack but he lets Paul hang out sometimes.

>>37580333
I had to look up what a fortnight is.
$500 over two weeks is shit. Legitimately less than minimum wage.
You have my pity.

>tfw no NEET bf or NEET gf (male)