So, sometimes I visit my friend's girlfriend while he is at work
AM I a bad person?
Pic related
Nah, you just playing out those algorithms like all of us.
>>37579277
first, you're a giant fag
second, you should tell your """"friend"""" his gf is a whore piece of shit
third, kys
I demand more pics, OP. I think you're full of shit and lying, but the dick wants what the dick wants.
>lying in an anonymous board
If this make you feel better, carry on OP.
>>37579277
>bait
post more pics though
>>37579303
What can I say? I'm only human
When she heard from her friend how I perform in bed and what I'm packing, she couldn't resit
Pic related, her friend
>>37579427
>>37579277
these look like penises belonging to two different men in my eyes
what is about this surge in LARPing faggots?
>>37579403
This.
oregano spaghettios
I've always had a thing for taken girls, the girls in my social group know that all too well
>>37579427
>>37579277
I'm an irl fag and I've seen my fair share of dicks online and in person. These look like two different dicks to me. The heads are different. Why do you lie, OP?
>>37579492
They always come back for more
>>37579514
Fuck off retard
>>37579277
>Pic related
wtf her coclk is huge
>>37579538
Sorry, OP. I forgot that I'm not supposed to find inconsistencies the LARP threads. My mistake.
Life is good when you have what it takes to pleasure women
Like a real man
>>37579599
Looks somewhat different depending on how hard it is, retard, but it's not that hard to see it's the same dick
>implying I'm larping and everyone on 4chan is just a loser with a baby dick that can't get some slutty pussy
>>37579647
not him but If it's your dick post a picture of it right now with a timestamp
Her husbands a manlet lol
>>37579647
Whatever you say, OP. Do what makes you happy, brah.
>>37579680
see this OP?
>>37579660
You can easily prove to us right now without a doubt that it's you.
Otherwise you're lying
post webm
orio
Another girl from the social group that heard the rumours
Picked her up at a party
why do you have so many pictures of another man's penis
>>37579717
I know you're seeing my posts OP.
You've been caught.
>>37579660
I will later when I charge my camera and export pictures
>>37579740
>I-I can't prove it r-right now!1!11
We already know it's not you
>>37579740
Routing energy to max efficiency damage control.
>>37579760
Give me like 30 minutes you weird cuck
Don't even see why you care so much, but annoying people on 4chan is your life
Another one of his GF from last night, she should be knocked up, my cock never fails
>post picture of someone else's cock
>it aint me starts playing
>sister of my girlfriend
And another slutty pussy is addicted to girth
Believe what ya'll like, or keep REEEing like the obsessive jealous fags you are
Anyways, this thread was made to discuss my fetish for fucking cheating girls and what people think of it
I don't even bother with single girls anymore, it's a turn off
>>37579875
>still not posting proof
why do you pretend to be someone you're not, you're anonymous regardless
>>37579875
>not yours
Fuck your sister too faggot and your mom
that's the most alpha you can get
>>37579875
Any pics of you with that cock buried in a girl's ass?
>>37579910
>pics of you
>you
Fuck it, you guys don't deserve it with all your disrespect
I was going to share more of my conquests but ya'll have pissed me off
Should have asked for that time stamp nicely
Think what you want about me
Now you'll never know
>>37580015
>you'll never know
We do know, it isn't you.
>>37580015
Lmao, as if we didn't already know.
>>37579925
He had no reason to lie
>>37580015
please share more, fuck the idiots who dont see its the same dick
>>37580066
>it's the same dick
>that means its his dick
delusional
>>37579277
well it's wrong and you know it but do it anyway
what are we supposed to say?
>>37580106
>what are we supposed to say?
nothing, because it isnt him
lets see her taking the D faggot
I can't fap to cocks
What has /r9k/ come to...
When will the flood of shit threads end
>>37580130
it' all /pol/'s fault
>>37579277
wtf this is such a weird thing for a person to do
>hey before we fuck do you mind if i get a really quick picture of my dick resting between your cheeks. thanks, now hold still, i'm just trying to make sort of a little collection you know? haha. fuck that one's kind of blurry, hang on. fuck my stupid massive dick is going limp hold on a second and don't fucking move. christ this fucking camera sucks, i'm going to get a new phone soon, hopefully it'll have an actually functioning camera aha. ok got it. what do you think of this one?where are you going? god i love my dick. this is a really good picture of it.
if that's you op pls stop talking the pictures
pic very much related
>>37580015
Little dick virgin thinks ANYONE fucking buys his shit.
What a fucking loser. LMAO
>it's another thinly veiled dick pic thread
>>37579623
>life is good
>cutfag
how can wagecucks compete with the BNC?
>>37579456
you are right OP cannot prove. The shape of the head and shaft are completely different. The only similarity is the size of the penis and color.
>>37579277
>tfw OP is legitimately a faggot
>>37579277
I also have a big dick; when I fuck a girl, and her vagina isn't deep enough, I laugh hysterically and push her away, mocking her. I tell her I need more depth, and what a half woman she is.
What's the point in packing 8 inches if the bitch is 4 inches deep? I tell them.
Mock shallow women.
ITT: OP likes to put his dick where other men jizzed hundreds of times.
You're gay as fuck.
Let's hope one day you mess with the wrong guy and he puts two lead bullets through your thick fucking skull.
Heed my words:
- one of these sluts will confess, it's mandatory
- they'll blame it all on you as much as possible
- you will hear about it
- depending on the guy, you will be in danger
Mark my words, all of this is going to bite you back in the ass, big time. I'm scared for you.
Hell hath no fury like a cuck scorned.
Do you at least expose them afterwards and tell your friend that their wives are cheating whores?
Yo OP have you got any of these girls' asses without your dick in the pic? Ty