Every time I get close to having sex I chicken out. Anybody else

you're just a huge insecure pussy like me

>>37578648
This affliction has led to some really awkward almost-sexy times in my life and I hate it.

EVERY TIME I get close to having sex and there's nothing cockblocking me, I cockblock myself. I pussy out. Every. Time.

I am a dog chasing cars, in that regard. If I actually catch one, I've no clue what I'll do with it.

>>37578648
Find a rapist gf, check your local prison for new releases.

>>37578648
I'm sorta like this except every time I feel like having sex I thaw a chicken

It's only happened once but yes. We both laid down on my bed, she was on top of me and we stayed there for ages until I finally said "well that was good, wasn't it? Anyway, see you later!" and then made her go home

>>37578648
I've gotten close to sex 2 times.

Each time my penis failed me, I couldn't get hard. I think it was due to nervousness, but I also probably have a weak dick, as I have to sit down to pee sometimes.

How do I fix this?

>>37578723
Actually this is an amazing ideia.

>>37578710
>Sexy time
>Reddit spacing

You have to go back

>>37579113
>criticizes Reddit spacing


>does it himself


hmm...


how strange.


it's almost as if you know how to use Reddit...


hmm...

Yes, and I avoid intimacy in general now

I start panicking when I realize I could start dating a girl I know because she might like me

>>37579113
>capitalizing while greentexting
hello newfriend

>>37578887
stop watching porn, dawg

Hell yeah I've got loads of stories from high school like this, every single advance was made by a girl and I sperged out each time

For one:
>qt little blonde chick
>always really unpredictable, goes from really flirty to a tease all the time
>holds my stuff behind her back and doesn't run away, only stretches her arms so that I have to pull her closer or pin her down
>teases me about my greasy hair until I start taking showers and grooming myself, then seems content
>once put her hand in my pocket because there was a coke can in there and it touched my cock through the fabric, and makes a joke about going to her room for a handjob

But even after that last one she just giggled and said it was a joke, and guess what I did? I just thought it was an actual joke and just started drinking the coca cola while staring at a wall, she didn't say anything after that and sat there for a while quietly before she left with her friend.

That's one of the worst fuck-ups.

There was also that one time a girl from another town invited me to her house 3 times for a sleepover with just us two and I never went because I hadn't planned it properly. I ended up going there for a party but bunked elsewhere, she still came to wait for me at the bus stop and nearly ran into my arms to ask me how I am.

My response?
>yeah umm catch you later I have to take my bag to Joe's place because I'm bunking there :D

She looked pretty dumbfounded. We also met at the party and she would come talk to me and when she left me she only said goodbye by name even though there were like 4 guys right next to me. That was the end of that one.

And there's so many more.

>>37579621
Me? Use Reddit? Come on, now. Now I like that place as much as the next guy, but its userbase is cancer.

Me, I'm a 4channer through and through. I've been here since 2007. You know that Know Your Meme page? I was there for all of that. Lolcats? Ever heard of em? Yeah, I thought not.

Have I been to Reddit once or twice? Maybe, maybe not. But I promise, I'm a 4channer and an oldfag. What even is "Reddit Spacing?" And don't call me a newfag again because I'm not, I guess I just wasn't there that day when that fresh, spicy hot new meme came out.

Also unrelated, but how do you upvote on this site? I guess Moot changed the layout when I wasn't looking.

>>37578648
>get close to having sex

Fuck off normie.

first time i had a gf i had no problems getting hard from a blowjob or handjob, but when my penis would come close to her pussy, or if she pulled a condom out, i would get soft instantly. thats how i had a gf for 2 years and i'm still a virgin.

now, 5 years later, i've been talking to a new girl now for 2 weeks and we've only kissed and touched so far. but i could fuck her in a week if i wanted. i already got rock hard when we kissed but i'm afraid the same thing will happen again that happened 5 years ago.

yes, i do watch alot of porn. and yes i'm nervous. but how do i fix this in like a week? if i don't fuck her soon enough she will think i'm a fag.

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>>37579724
>this autistic drivel

GTFO my board

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>>37579724
>0 results found
Anon...

>>37579724
holy shit you're a fucking newfag. you're obviously not a 4channer.

>i just wasnt looking that day!
kill yourself reddit

>>37579724
Are you trying to make pasta?

Cause it's really good.

>>37579646
I know the whole "stop watching porn" is somehow a cure for weak dick, but can someone actually explain to me how that'll work.

I just stop watching porn and I'll suddenly get hard during sex?

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>>37579724
I can't tell if the responses to this post are ironic or not.

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>>37579724
>I guess I just wasn't there that day when that fresh, spicy hot new meme came out.
Jesus CHRIST anon, ironically or not, no one should say anything like that

>>37579724
wowe... the post r9k needs but doesn't deserve

>>37579724
my board has been infested with faggots like this now. great job guys.

>>37579844
look up PIED(porn induced erectile dysfunction)
shit can fuck you up. also if you wanna try some normie shit then go full nofap to go seek a normal sex life

I've sabotaged every chance I had. Now I'm near wizardry with no chance in sight.

Iktf anon.
Having a fear of intimacy while craving intimacy is a unique kind of hell.

Nope, get outta here, failed normie.

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>>37579724
Saved for posterity

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>>37579724
>Also unrelated, but how do you upvote on this site? I guess Moot changed the layout when I wasn't looking.
It's right next to the username where it's always been newfag.

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>>37579724
god shut the fuck up newfag

>>37579724
I really, really, really like this post.
Like, really really.

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I used to have this problem too. then I found a person I could be comfortable with. but then she left me. back to the intimacy issues again lol.

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>>37579714
bruh i know this fucking feel

i don't know what's wrong with me, it's fucked up

>>37578648
Omg I haven't had sex in a week, stop taunting me!

>>37579714
Why the fuck do women ask for sex in such cryptic ways?

>>37579844
It won't fix your problems. Porn and porn addiction is a meme but for 5% of the cases. You have a psychological fear of sex.

Go baby steps. Start low, like just kissing and handjobs and move from there.

>>37581180
>he got baited
desu ne senpai famalam

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>>37579734

Dont watch porn for a few days before and youll be horny af...

I have also found that having the condom out and ready to go before getting naked. slapping that shit on while youre making out is the way ive always gone. otherwise it softens a bit if im standing up and walking around like an actual robot looking for one lol

>>37579734
>>37581504
That's not porn addiction you fucking retards. This is entirely psychological. Fear of performance. Anxiety. Fear of intimacy. Call it whatever, it still has nothing to do with porn.

It's the sudden realization of being exposed to the reality of being in the situation and not just fantasizing from the safety of ones dark bedroom. The reality of having someone wanting your dick not even a meter from you and you having to perform well or else you have a lot to lose.

It probably doesn't feel like a fear or a panic attack, instead you just suddenly lose all passion and desire to stick your dick anywhere and for all the sexual tension in the air and emotions in your head at that moment (both close to 0) you may as well be making out with a rock. It's your mind repressing all emotions instead of handling the fear.

Step by step is the only cure.

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>>37578648
have you got yourself checked for fagitis?

>>37578887
been there, anon

I only got the chance when drunk, so that didn't help

I gave up eventually at early age and I'm now a wizard

>>37579724
>Also unrelated, but how do you upvote on this site?
why is everyone replying to this obvious bait?

>>37579724

>how do you upvote

why it's easy, just put "sage" in th-oh...right...

>>37579724
this is the type of thing I come to this board for

>>37578887
Probably your problem is prostate.

>>37579724
>All those fucking newshits not noticing it's a slightly modified pasta
Just...

>>37578710
>Joker quote
Hmmm?

>>37579724
>all the newfags trying to not act like newfags by replying to this high quality pasta

>>37582948
>this is the type of thing I come to this board for

I have seen this comment word-for-word three times today. Please fuck off.

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>>37581339
plausible deniability in case someone tries to call them out on being such a nympho

>>37583881
this is the type of thing I don't come to this board for