>trying to wank >mum is crying in the other room no wonder

>>37577364
You have to fill in for your dad now. Your new name is Daddy Tendies, Anon.

Now march in there and tell your mother not to cry, because Daddy Tendies is here. Then fuck her in the mouth and tell her you want dins dins right now.

>>37578438
You know, that's fucked up but in a strange way i found it kind of heartwarming.

She just needs a man's love, anon. You do love your mother, don't you?

>mom trying to fap
>I'm in other room crying

no wonder I don't have a gf