I used to watch Disney cartoons as a child, and I always loved Donald Duck. And I don't mean he was my favorite character, I mean I loved Donald Duck. Not sexually, of course, as I was around seven years old, but I definitely was fascinated with him to an unusual degree. I had told my parents I wanted to grow up to be a duck, and I would even walk around with my arms at my sides, just like a duck. I would eat bread and crackers as a snack, and would try to swim around in the community pool using just my feet, just like a duck would. Donald was my idol, and I wanted to be just like him. Well, the one obvious shortcoming that I had is that my voice wasn't like a duck's voice. Donald spoke in such a unique way, and surely this was the thing that I needed to emulate to be more like him. And then I had a moment of brilliance.
My family's dog ripped apart one of its toys, and my parents asked me to throw the scraps away. Buried in the pile of stuffing and cloth was the squeaker. I put it to my mouth and blew on it, and it made a loud squeaky sound. The light bulb clicked on it my head, and without hesitation I swallowed it. Luckily, but to my dismay, it didn't get lodged in my throat and allow me to talk like a duck. However, I do remember passing it and seeing it floating in the toilet. When I flushed the squeaker down the toilet, I felt like I flushed my dreams of being a duck down with it.
donald duck is the best disney character you have good taste anon
>>37571275
has the best comics too
One of the best threads I've seen on this shitty board in a while.
>inb4 screenshots posted to leddit
>>37572911
Who would even post it there? This is a standard, normal robot thread. I did all the same shit as OP minus the swallowing squeaky toys.
This is completely normal for a robot, and thus is uninteresting.
>>37573011
Reddit normies think everything a little strange on 4chan is worthy reposting
>>37571176
so this is how those otherkin faggots become otherkin faggots...
>>37573121
this
its like going on an expedition in a lost jungle and finding some wired people inside, they feel the need to share it to the world for validation
>>37571176
donald dick
>>37572911
Too late. This is copied off of reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6fu6io/til_by_1932_mickey_mouse_had_lost_his_edge_since/