>T-t-t-t-t *sucks teeth* >S-s-sorry i ha-...ve a stutter

I round up to the nearest dollar and say 'times are tough'

Take the pizza and pay 15 dollars because I didn't order 35 dollars worth of food. I also don't tip him.

>>37568097
>Opens box and dumps pizza topping side down on the ground

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>>37568120

Y-Y-You forgot to tip

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>>37568157
I walk away and eat the pizza which was given to me for half price. Can't hear him anymore and he can't do anything about it.

>>37568157
This saddens the robot

>>37568077
ok, here you got, jamal, bye.

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>>37568199
*boom*
*boom*
*crash*

GIMMIE MY TIP YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA~

>>37568240
My door is very thick and stable. Call the police and have my comfy meal.

>>37568285
The policeman comes and the pizza man explains that you stole the pizza.

>OPEN UP, OR WE'LL SHOOT DOWN THE DOOR!

What do?

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>>37568077
Give him 40 and say keep the change

>>37568077
He looks like a nice guy that's just trying to do the best he can with his disability.

I'm too poor to afford a pizza though so this scenario is impossible.
Last time I ate a pizza my sister bought it to me 3 years ago.

>>37568323
Destroy hard drive and make mummy answer it

>>37568346
I'd be willing to buy you a pizza anon

>>37568352
>mom answers the door
>she flings it open too fast and spooks the cops
>gets shot

>caged dog starts barking
>cops shoot dog

http://www.dogingtonpost.com/federal-court-ruling-police-can-shoot-a-dog-if-it-moves-or-barks-when-officers-enter-a-home/

all you had to do was pay the full price plus tip

>>37568323
Realise that I live in the UK and they literally can't do shit about this. The most they can do is deny me from getting food from there, but there are plenty of pizza places around.

>>37568432
>"Mr. Anon, we have a report of an internet hate crime, you need to pay a 600 lb fine!"
>"Is that a knife in your kitchen! That's a 1200lb fine for not binning the knife!"

>>37568398
Nah it's ok bro.
I'm used to being a poorfag.

It's one of those things you have to accept when you lose your job and go full hermit mode.

>>37568494
You got me there. Good thread and goodnight. Godspeed.

>>37568077
sorry i didn't order any pizza

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G-g-g-get the f-f-fuck of my p-property

cunt

>>37568077

I'm gonna give you until the count of 10 to get your ugly, black, no-good keister off my property!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcOsVzSOqoQ