When was the last time a girl texted you, and what did she say?

Am I the only one who finds this body type unnattractive

"fuck off"
yeah, girls are pretty creative

>>37565280
It's been 4 years I couldn't tell you what the text has been

Perf, see you then

"Thanks for ignoring me"
My ex of three weeks
One hour ago

>>37565301
>Am I the only one

no im with you

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"Hope you dont forget to send the check for your son again."

Ex gf said she loves me but she cany be with someone that has nothing going for him

>>37565301
I don't find her particularly attractive but I would fuck the shit out of that ass

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"hehe"

Orangeeloni

My girlfriend today when I asked her about my credit card.
"Is it in the car? It might be in there when you used it to get us ice cream."

>>37565345
If the bitch is using you for alimony, don't give her a fucking drop. Give it to the son personally, if the mother gets it she'll spend it on herself
>from a man who was once the son

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>>37565280
Does a mom count? She's a girl. This ok?

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>I DON'T WANNA FUCK YOU
FeelsBadMan

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Christmas
>Merry Christmas!!!
From a hardcore Christian

>>37565441
You communicate weirdly with your mom.

>>37565482
I'm a mommas boy and we had this bear thing going on back when I was 3-6 and it stuck.

>>37565301
Yes you are faggot

>>37565280
Ive never received and sent a text message to a girl.

>>37565441
Who tf talks like that???

Well you see I'm a robot, someone who actually belongs on this board, and that means I do not, have never and will never own a phone a.k.a. an automatic (girl)friend communication device. Get out.

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>>37565280
Yesterday

"Want to watch Jojo?"

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>May 30th, 2017
>A couple of days after a date with girl
>Date was actually pretty nice
>Girl texts me
>text convo goes on for nearly an hour
>It's a fun convo, we're sending each other jokes and memes, she's responding quick
>HolyFuckSheLikesMe.jpeg
>Suddenly, I get the idea to ask her when she'd be up for a second date
>She stops responding
>The next day at 12:18pm, she writes: "Sorry, had a long day and passed out on my couch. I'll have to check my schedule. Have a nice day!"
>I haven't heard from her since

Every time I get close to a real life girl, I mess it up. This feel is the worst feel

>>37565559
Like someone who is loved by their mother and also who is favorited.

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"hmm"

oreanfgoagno comennt

>>37565280
Goes on mocospace get a number from a girl that kind of looks like a guy tomboyish

Girl:Hahaha don't you want a hot tranny dick in your ass?!

Me: what the fuck is wrong with this bitch
*blocks number*

Mind you this was before I started coming on 4chan and became a degenerate. I was innocent. Now I wish I can go back and take up her offer.

>>37565280
Cock-eyed girl from Psych 101 wanted to see my paper to get an idea of the project (we had different articles, so she couldn't copy even if she wanted to). She might've been interested and I tried to set something up so I could help her with her paper in person but nothing came of it. If I was better at socializing with females than maybe something could've happened but then again I wouldn't be here would I? That was back in April.

I've been looksmaxing since late April so hopefully I won't go my entire college career (and maybe my life) with never feeling a woman's touch. It isn't helped by the fact that I go to a community college and half of my "fellow students" are immigrants over 40.

Nothing

Because I don't have female friends

These threads are normalfag cancer and need to stop.

if true text then "I'm around the corner."
if snapchat counts then another was inviting me over for dinner but I said no because of my oneitis

I have never texted a girl in my life.

>>37565785
Oh bug off to wizardchan if seeing these threads gets your panties in a twist. You can't control what people who visit this board want to talk about.

>>37565889

R9KRIM BELONGS TO THE NERDS

>>37565950
It belongs to gook moot and if you have a problem with what users are discussing then write him a nice letter describing your problem. Otherwise fuck off.

I said it as a friend don't take it the other way

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>>37565280
>12:48am
>lol yeah

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>>37565280
this girl texted me "Hi:D" after we matched
forst girl to write me first and I never write first
sometimes with the help of you guys but we always blow it

>$40 is ok for a session. We'll meet Saturday"

>>37566150
must suck being and amerifag, I don't need to pay my shrink

>>37565280
Never. Never in my entire existence a single girl texted me. Never. Not even once.

>>37565280
I don't think it will work anymore (was breaking up with her since I was moving, long distance is shit)

I replied that I need to focus on my future and go for this, I don't want to be held back. Its for the best

>>37565280
"Thank you! Have a very public affair"
I told her I was getting hired for a job in public affairs, and off to Ireland she went.

>>37566177
It's a hooker

this is surprisingly not an original comment

>>37565280
"I'm super fucking tired of you texting me and so is she. Never text us again, and don't bother replying, I'm not in the mood."

Literally texted once a week asking if they were okay because we stopped being able to hang out from work.

*shrug*

>>37566189
Why not? Don't have a phone?

"Thumbs up. My bus leaves at 10:56 so I doubt you would want to wait for me there :)"

"Ooh" what did she mean by this?

>Morning, anon. How are you? Long time no see hahaha.
From the old lady tha works in the hostel I lived in for a while.

>>37566217
>hooker
oh I guess i am too pure for r9k
40$? that is really fucking cheap, is she hot? post pics

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i would appreciate it if bullying was kept to a minimum

"No problem"
My GF after we talk about going to a party. Good luck faggots

>>37565280
>"I'm also home, have a good day too *laughing emoji".
Was fucking pissed because how are you supposed to carry on that conversation

>>37566274
I'm like a regular so she lets me get off cheap.

No pics because I don't want to risk me or her getting doxed. Sorry, too many autismos with too much free time here.

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>>37565280
>Can we start over and just be friends
>"yeah of course"

She hasn't replied to me in 3 weeks

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Feels good to have a friend who cares about my life.

I don't even have any girls in my contacts. I think the last time I got a texted a girl was over a year ago.

"If a river or a mountain is used as a border between two countries or states, which side does the river/mountain belong to?"

This woman keeps asking me dumbass questions like: "Do you think there's enough human blood in the world right now to fill up the oceans?"

Last time a girl texted me was about 9 years ago.
Don't have the same phone anymore so can't remember what it was.

>>37565280
early 2000s haven't texted or heard from a girl who wasn't family since then

5/26/17
"Thx for the science answers"
>only time I have gotten a text from a girl too

>>37566321
fair enough. so how often do you meet her? do you have feelings for her?

hey whats up

i was asleep and missed out on getting laid i found out later

>Will see you tomorrow evening.. I love you so much

I love you too mommy

>>37565301
Wouldn't kick her out of bed OBV but I prefer girls with more classic beauty bodytype, think Audrey Hepburn, Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Jennifer Connelly

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Y'all white boi's week son lmao

God i understand normies on this board now. I'm so tempted to post shit just to brag

>>37566744
You mean you like men. just admit you like men you low test faggot

>>37565301
I hate big asses. It just looks like a person has a buttload of shit that got stuck and their ass started inflating.

She's describing how she was abused as a child, how do I respond appropriately?

"I hope you get napalm'd"

>>37566779
I don't know about others but i just answer truthfully and get berated by idiots screaming normie.

>>37566885
Ask her if she would like to be abused as an adult.

exactly one month ago.
she said "see you tomorrow"

>Me: hey are you down for some drinks this evening?
>Her: I have to work today damn
>Me: shame
>Her: (crying emoji)
>Me: (broken heart emoji)
We had made out two weeks ago and she had invited me for beers some days after that. I really liked this bih lads.

>>37565301
No. Alot of low test faggots arent attracted to ideal female genetics

Ex gf told me I made her feel weird after she came to my house to talk. The two of us hadn't spoke in 8 months and didn't have a good break up so maybe I did act unusual but I don't think so. At the end before we said goodbye we hugged and haven't spoken since.

>4/22/2009
>I dunno probably just a pop quiz
this was from back in high school
since then, nothing

>>37566744
one of those is not like the others...

jencon doesn't deserve to be put with those sticcs

>>37565280
Is my wife considered a relative? If not it was earlier today when she asked "What do you want for dinner?"

If she doesn't count, it was last week when a friend wished me happy birthday.

>Hahahaha

Half hour ago

>That's great to know. Thank you
My landlord was checking whether the toilet leak in the flat upstairs had come through to my flat, other than that, I got nothing since I got the phone in 2012

>"ok thanks anon"

in response to me texting her pics of the pages of the book she didnt buy that are needed for the hw.

>>37565280
4 minutes ago. She said rum and coke is what she always drinks

>>37565280
This morning and "Good morning" didn't respond to my response. Pretty sure she went to work by the timing. I have a date with her tomorrow but I have a feeling that nothing will come of it and she is going to fuck off. All her messages feel very distant like she is holding me at arms length.

>>37565280
i never had a girl text me

>>37565280
>i like that u thought to tell me
made my heart beat pretty fast desu

>>37565280
like 10 years ago? can't remember

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"i'm on my weigh"
neighbor who use to live near us. she has to come and put me in the standing frame. i need my legs stretched.

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"my ex is coming over"

two days later im in the psych ward on suicide watch

>be at [location of job site] at [time that job starts]

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4 years ago
I was partnered with a couple of stacies for a group project in high school. One texted me to tell me that they didn't need me to work on the project with them outside of school

>>37565280
The last text I received from a girl was the one and only girl I have ever opened up to after I asked her to prom. It was her telling me she changed her mind after saying yes beforehand then wanted to go with some Chad...

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>>37565280
My wife texted me to ask what our address was. It has too many numbers for her stupid woman brain to remember.

ive never had a non relative female text me

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>>37565280
i've never had a girl text me
much less initiate conversation
although i've been hit on by traps my whole life
who does this mean ffs, should i go gay?

>>37568436
>Wife
Normie

"I'll tell her, don't worry"

>>37565280
>i ily u
hurts to know she isn't being serious

>>37565280
how did you get my number?
no joke, orig

>>37565364
That ass looks so good, I'd tongue it even if it was dirty

I got held up at work so my wife texted me a few minutes ago to ask where I was.

>>37565280
2 days ago

>You're starting to annoy me again.

Was then blocked. Feelsbad

>>37565567
bait/bait

lurk more retard

>>37565280
Girl I'm dating confessed she was 7 years older than what she said at first. Last night.
Oh wait this morning she said thank you for being accepting of her.

>>37565280
A few minutes ago. A sticker/gif.

t. Guy with azn gf

>>37565280
4 hours ago
I love you

Unless facebook messenger doesn't count, in which case
12 hours ago
I miss you

Ugly female friend texts me
>wanna go to [bar name]

She was going there with some friends. Mostly male losers and a few ugly chicks. It was last friday.

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>>37565280
"your a coolcat anon"

>>37565280
ive never had a female text me other than family members
i dont even have a phone
all these fucking normalfags...

>>37565280
treat me to some beer!

>Do you plan on coming out of you bedroom today? Please more the lawn today. Dinner will be 6:00.
>Sent 3:03 PM

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My mom and my elderly neighbors are the only people in my contacts.

;)

One hour ago about making plans to screw on Saturday night. She's married. I'm not. Top kek

>Relatives dont count
In that case, literally never.
Normies, all of you.

Something to the effect of
>but yeah we should do that sometime!
around 6 months ago

>>37570308
Has to be b8, right?

A week and a half ago maybe. We talked about a book we both read.

>can you please bring a 5oz bottle and formula to bed with you pls, Zoe just drank a bottle and she'll prob want more again at 4am

I don't even talk to female relatives, so absolutely never .

>>37570308
Your mom is so supportive I wish I had a mom like that

>>37565280
"do you feel better now?"

oregano

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Never happened and I'm almost 30.

Yesterday, I was asking her what the big online dating thing was now and we talked about that. I initiated but she at least responded.

Disregard females, acquire empty water bottles.

"baka" originalio

>>37565280
"okay" 9 minutes ago.

>>37565280
About 5 minutes ago. She asks me the same question every night.
"So, are you going to the faculty tomorrow? The other people in the chat group have said they are not. Notify me if you are, I do not want to be alone."

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>A manlet takes my girlfriend from the hips
>On the verge of beating him because of jealousy
>My gf got angry because I got really mad and started hitting random objects like an autist
>She only responds to my messages with "yes" or "no"
>It hurts

I want to go back in time robots

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None in the last year that arent family, work, teachers, or my landlord

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>>37565625
That's strange. post convo, maybe the issue was in your wording?

I think it was something like "do you still want me to come over?"

Haven't talked to a girl since.

>>37570308
even if thats fake, its really heart warming. thinking its fake because of the katana part, but its okay

>>37565301
You are a disgusting homorobot.

>>37565441
Lovely, God bless your bond with your mother.

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We're still in a skype call :)

Last thing a girl texted me was about Germany winning against Argentina in the World Cup, she's from Germany and I'm from Argentina, which is WhItE. Haven't texted a girl since.

I'll head over in a few
>it's bad here I haven't vacuumed
>ok I'm gonna take a quick shower
ok
>take your time.. door isn't locked

>>37571847
> t. nignog

>>37565280
8:46pm
"Yeah i think that would work"

>>37565280
>Hey
I ignored it, it was some girl I tried dating once who ended up being a massive slut

"I'm teaching these kids some MATH"

from a former friend with benefits

>>37565280
>When was the last time a girl texted you, and what did she say?
>Relatives dont count

[this post intentionally left blank]

Something original fuckity bloo blah

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>>37565280
>i love you

She was joking

>May 27th

Asking if i was going to come out
I said no.

>>37568229
Give it time. She dioesnt know you well enough yet

>>37565280
3-4 years ago a girl asked me to help her move in Freshman year of college

>>37565441
Please tell me you fuck her. PLEASE

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"Hi Anon this is Rebecca. I told jack that I would be able to cover his shift Friday night 5-10 but would you be able to do it instead?"

This was yesterday I still haven't responded. I considered "I will if you'll go on a date with me" but she 17 and I'm 22 and I dont want to go to prison.

>>37565280
>2 hours ago
>"Don't talk to me"
Whoops

Insane levels of cope Itt

Just one of my shift managers asking if I could come in last week.
said manager is also my oneitis and I'm madly, hopelessly in love with her

>>37565301
Reminds me of that one alien from Mars Attacks. That shit freaked me out as a kid.

>>37573710
Tell her uoull come in if she goes on a date with you. Fucking do it.

>>37565280
Happy Birthday! 3 days ago.

"Hey are you still up? Can I come over?"

>Hey, he went in a mood bt thats the last i'll say anything lol

>>37565280
I can't even remember. Maybe 9th grade? Was in high school for sure.

>>37573611
Do it. Just don't fug.

>>37565379
FUCKING NORMIES RUINED THIS FUCKING BOARD. FUCK YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE NORMAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. IF YOU WANT TO MOCK AND LAUGH AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO JUST LURK BUT NO YOU FUCKING CONTRIBUTE TO THREADS SO YOU CAN FEEL SPECIAL LIKE THE KING OF NEETS. NO FUCK YOU.

I bet you're just some larping faggot anyways trying to sound cool. FUCK YOU.

>>37565280
Besides my mom, cannot remember. If you mean to just talk to me - never

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>>37565889
FUCK YOU NORMIE SCUM YOU FUCKING RETARD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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>>37566365
fuck off you fucking CUNT YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

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This girl complaining to me about her literal prostitute roommate.

She thirsts after me every day, constantly trying to get me to go out to eat with her or hang out with her, but I am dead inside still wishing I was with my ex, even though she's a piece of shit.

"Go to bed its 2 am"

About a half an hour ago, my only friends are girls and I'm gay.

>>37566291
Insecure cunt. You're a fool if you expect this relationship to be anything but unstable and emotionally devastating. Major red flag.

>>37565280
My gf saying she woke up and she'd love to be with me hugging basically.

>>37568387
sooo they did most of the work? i can't imagine they did seeing how they're stacies, pls do tell

>>37566312
FUCK YOU leave and never come back

>>37574162
Happy Birthday anon, how was it?

"Good morning" with a kissing emoji from my gf this morning

>>37565280
That woman is very attractive. I wish she was my gf.

>>37570308
this is adorabru

t. chad

>>37566365
>lol darn

she want the d i c c

Facebook messenger, but
Haha I like talking to you it's fine I didn't even notice. And okay you get 2.5/3
From my boss. Trying to get that good succ and to stop being a robot.

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>>37574868
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT, I FUCKING HATE NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37568062
I'm so tired. I give up. The normies win. The fucking normies always win. They won't let us have even this one fucking crawl space on the vast internet. They have to find us and drive us out. Fine. Fuck you, know you're responsible for this.

>>37565280
Do relatives count if you are fucking them?

"It's the best :)" REEEEEEE

>>37574904
Fellow robot fighting the good fight. Something has to be done with fucking normie invasion. What do we spam?

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>>37565280
>By my house it felt soooo much hotter than yesterday but by then by work it seemed cooler so I dunno. Yeah I totally get that they just don't understand anything. It was just so funny that the bus driver said that and just didn't give a fuck about what the other passengers thought. I mean you have been taking it pretty easy already on that elbow and it still hasn't gotten any better in the last like 3 weeks! :( That will really suck if you have to go get surgery to get that fixed! Do they know how that could have happened?? That's really nice of the doctor though, helping you out in the job field possibly! Maybe that will turn into something. Have you got any emails from either of the companies??
>9:44pm

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>>37574939
I honestly think a mass migration to wizchan would be a wonderful idea, leaving this shithole behind for the normies. It probably won't happen anytime soon and wizchan currently is very very dry.

>>37565280
Said "We should have another mass execution of Jews but instead of Jews it's muslims"

>>37574980
Honestly I can't think of a good reason not to do both.

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Im pretty sure this convo is dying.

>>37575038
>liking shitty Normie anime
Good, leave her in the dust

>>37575038
if you can't have a good conversation about madoka magica you are boring.

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I've never gotten a single text from a girl outside of my family.

"I was watching the movie but felt the need to text you so I just excused myself for a moment. I wish the best for you :)"

This came from the girl who broke my heart. Shes so shitty, yet so great. I don't know who didnt deserve who anymore.

on the way home pick up some energy drinks

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>>37565280
"Alright, see you on Sunday!"

>>37565280
It was
>relatives don't count
Never then

>>37565280
"Will you pls do my report, anon? ill love u if you u do" I hate people.

>>37575172
She's trying to convert you anon, block her in all ways possible

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>>37575293
Just some Stacy that equated being quiet = being smart, but little did she know, I'm as dumb as a sack of hammers. Told her to leave me alone and just do it herself, she then proceeds to tell me off, saying I'll always be a virgin. Like I said, I hate people.

>my workmate said she wants a one night stand with you

From a female friend, 12hours ago

>lol then it's probably wrong
>1:48 am
This older woman I've been chatting with for the past month. She was showing me my horoscope.

If you consider a ""girl"" I met from some league of legends thread from here to be a girl, and if you consider Skype texting, it was "yeah."

This was 6 months ago or longer.

>>37565441
Stay out of my fucking city NEET

Vegas is for Chads

>can you send me your lab data I don't feel like doing work
>she sends data
>thanks
>no problem

This was May 1 and that was by text. Other than that my therapist is a woman and I spoke to her about a week or two ago.

>>37575534
Why are you here? Seriously, why?

>>37571199
First, What the fuck ? Explain the manlet takes your girlfriend by the hips parts. And i bet she would be just as mad if a girl lets you lift her by her hips. Women are shit

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Asked her if she wanted to go see guardians of the galaxy with our friends after work tommorow, we've been on 3 dates so far and chilled a few times
Told her movie would be late af because none of us get off till 9pm
>goodness that's late as shit, I got work the next day at 8, but fuck it let's go
She then called me and we talked about mcgriddles and chocolate milk. So tommorow I'm gonna bring her mcgriddles and chocolate milk while she works

>>37565280
I'm 34 and I don't remember a female ever texted me.

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>>37565280

Ravioli uzinf

>>37574833
An apparently nice girl ( you havent provided any evidence that says the contrary) is interested you, trying her best to simply just go on date with you, such things a true robot would kill for, and you are wasting it on the premise that you are dead inside ( are we on tumblr ?) and hung up on your horrible ex. Did i get it right ?

>>37575882
Don't be a beta orbiter

>>37565280
He whats up. Its really hot today in my country. How are you.
(This fucking ching chong girl didnt answer me for a month once, she's from China

>>37575929
She thinks im cute. I dont even like her but her bf and i are best friends and i do it to fuck with him.

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>>37575882
>trebuchet
my nigga

>Hey anon, on my way back now should be 20 mins :)
2 months ago, work related

>>37571878
Wow, didn't know this thread was still up.
Thanks, I try my best to make her happy.
>>37573561
Good god, no! Ma isn't that way. I mean I did sleep in her bed on and off until I was 12. Some cuddling and I think that's it.
>>37575660
I lived in Vegas for 10 years until the market crashed. We moved to Texas and stayed there for 5 years. I'm in Kentucky doing school stuff. I'm going home on the 10th and idk how long. I'll be going to Fort Worth(less).

>09/20/16
>"Someone lend me a wig"
I think we were talking about a cosplay or something

>>37566291
why do people talk to niggers like they are children?

>>37574946
souunds like M O M to meee

I asked some girl when she got off work, and she responded with
"I don't want to go on a date with you"

>>37566124
Can I ask how you wrote your bio?
For whatever reason i'm shit at it

I think something like "could you please lock up when you leave work tonight" but I can't really remember because it was 2008

It was a few weeks ago. Just caught up haven't talked for awhile. She randomly texted me first, so thunk about that.

>>37565280
"I think we should break up"

Haven't talked at to her since

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>>37565280
last week i think
she said nothig like they often tend to
at first i thought she might not be interested but it turns out she's shit at texting
like many other girls
just bunch of fuckin smiley faces

So.Many.Normies this board is going to shit

>It will be crowded given the markets. Um didn't you get that kickstarter for me months ago?

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haha (sisters friend 7 months ago)

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>>37565280

My QT 3.14 telling me about her dentists appointment and how she's booking a visit soon.

>Stop telling people I cheated on you, I don't go around telling people you can't get it up either ;)
2 years ago maybe
I deleted the conversation so I don't know exactly
Since then it's been only my mom and my sister

Yesterday, 11pm. Translates to something like this: Thanks dear for your message, I'm home from the office with a lot of work to do, but your message made me happy <3 If it's not too late call me! I know you are busy with exams but if you want we can go see a movie together this week end and then eat dinner

What do you think? Tell me,

kisses, (Her name)

It's my godmother. I did call her and we talked about her day for a while.

>>37565280
"You're off tomorrow right?"

>>37565280

I have literally never texted a woman in my life. I've had my cell phone since 2008 and I only have 3 phone numbers in it. My mom. my dad, and my brother, and I haven't called or texted my dad or brother in years.

"Haha, see you then xx"

>>37577620
...did it sound as thirsty in whatever your native language is? Cause I'll admit I'm not an expert but it reads like she wants your dick anon.

>>37575905

Yeah, basically.

Idk what's wrong with me, but the harder she tries to go out with me the less interested I become.

>>37565280
:-* :-) <3

>>37577790
Yes. She's a divorced, 42 yo, overworked childless woman, so she's been reporting her affection on me since her husband left her.

>>37577790
Did you read the spoiler? It's his godmother. There's no way she wants his dick.

'hi how are you doing'
8 months ago
Didn't reply

Been 5 months since anyone else texted me

>>37578113
I dunno, anon, look at his response here: >>37578107 . There's really only two options, either it's maternal affection (which is possible), or she's a lonely woman latching on a young man who gives her the attention and affection she doesn't get anywhere else. Maybe she doesn't want his dick right now but I can imagine quite a few scenarios where he'd end up giving it to her.

>>37578107
I'm 55% sure she wants your dick right now and 200% certain that you could work your way toward it. Make sure to compliment her often, don't shy away from physical displays of affection, try to get in situations where you are alone with her, get her to drink. Go for it. You are this close to a mommygf. I want this to end like in my doujins, damnit.

>>37565280
My best friend and only friend, and she texted me a picture of some qt anime guy's dick
she's a disgusting fujo, and I guess you could consider me one to a certain extent, too desu

>>37565280
>"Do you know the French hw? "

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>>37565280
Something to the tune of "never call me again"

>>37565280
I think your really cute anon

>>37578207
Why did you ignore her, anon ?

>>37565280
yesterday
>3 more kilograms

"good night ^_^"
last night

>>37578891
Pls explain. 3 more kgs of what?

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>>37565280
Today.
Its exactly what it looks like.

>>37565441
who the fuck is summer

>>37565280
>Yeah?
My fiance. I was getting her attention to make her get me a glass of wine.

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>>37565280
Yesterday
"G-good luck on your exams annon text me when you finish i am sure you will do well"

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>>37575711
I'm still waiting for a reply hehehe

>>37565280
years and it was a trashy girl in hs who had a kid while I was 20.

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Kek this is the last text I got.

If you're wondering why she said I'm weird my opener was "let me smell your asshole."

Roasties are just too boring to talk to unless I'm just talking shit.

>>37579077
she wants to lose weight and her current goal is 3 more kgs.

>>37565625
Try asking her if shes actually interested. If you ask her honestly and she rejects you you guys can still remain friends. She sounds cool and you shouldn't get discouraged. Girls get shy just like guys do

>>37566124
Fugg that girl is a dream

>>37567810
Make an effort to see her and she'll love it

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One is an ex, one is a friend's girlfriend, one is my best friend, one is a girl I talked to once a few months ago who added me on facebook yesterday.

BUT WHICH IS WHICH /r9k/???

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>>37565280
>Haha it's ok, will find something else to entertain me with. Can we talk? Want to confirm a few things and all. If not, I'll see you Saturday night

She keeps trying to facetime while my GF is beside me in bed

>>37579710
skank alert
bedder watch yur bacc bro

>>37579249
My grill friend. :)

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Pic related and original as fuck

>>37565280
"You don't have to come into work today. Our kitchen flooded and we have to close"

From my boss.

>>37566854
>ass starting inflated
>2017 and not having a butt inflation fetish

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May 14
"Not this frog again."

What am I doing wrong /r9k/? Don't girls like pepe?

"hey whats up"
Met her this weekend as a one night stand and she friended me on kikebook and I want to avoid her

>>37579955
If a girl doens't like pepe then she's bad news.

This chick from college texted me if i wanted one of her kittens, she's moving and she can't have pets at her new place. She wants to fuck me really badly, she's not bad looking but she's kind of a slut. Wouldn't mind getting a BJ from her though.

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>>37579786
Follow up on this adventure

Today, like 1 hour ago

"Thanks <3"

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>>37565280
>Hey, thanks for dropping my clothes off, Anon. I'm sorry.

>>37574732
16 is aoc in my state. I don't have a car though so I can't really take her out.

>>37573006
Please tell me you at least fucked her

>>37580603
You're in Oklahoma then huh?

>>37565441
>he's nice to his mom
Good on you, anon

>>37566291
Holy fuck that's even worse than how I spoke to my teenage LD gf

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>>37566291
>emotionally supportive of one another
>genuine compliments
>true emotional support albeit temporary

Fuck you.

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We're just friends, but you're a good catch

>>37565301
One too many dimensions tbhfamalam

>>37565280
>Hello how are you doing
Good, what about you
>I had a dream
Ok then?
>x3 Laughing emoji

This conversation left me very confused yet relived that it ended so fast.

>>37569972
pic is too real

Sydney is fabulous! I was haha and now I dance professionally!

YES I LOVE!!! Your photos look amaze - so you by any chance do dance shots

Haha we have the Katy Perry Show and Dancing through the decades to name some haha!

It's alright haha pays the bills!
Yesss love! It's all about inspiring healthy living!

>recieved in April, only just read this now
>i give up on talking to women that have bfs
>Get adrenaline rush when message pops in - dont need that shit

>>37565280
If Skype counts little over a month ago, if not then we'll over a year maybe 2.

>>37565280

'Bring condoms. Dnot wake up my parents front door is unlocked"

Exact spelling

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>>37579689
1. friend's gf
2. best friend
3. girl that added you on fb
4. ex

Not counting my cousin the last text I got from a girl was a girl rejecting me an hour after I got her number.

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At this point I'm just bored d. Feel free to suggest what to send her, she'll think whatever I say is a joke within reason.

>>37574904
I do too.wanna be friends ?

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Yesterday a Girl texted me to come online in League of Legends to play some Games..

>>37582027
She's only speaking to you to leech skins off you probably

>>37582077
Maybe but i dont have a Problem with that since she giftet me a Skin for my Birthday.

A few nights ago

"Robby when was the last time you were tested?"


Well bitch, maybe you should have asked that before you jumped my bones and rode the fuck out off me.
Oh! And if you're so worried about getting pregnant then maybe you should get on birth control or make sure the dudes wearing a rubber!!!

I swear to God women are the most retarded sluts on the planet.

>"are you anon?"
>tell her i am indeed anon
>doesnt answer my questions and messages ever again

this was a few years ago. good thing im into boys.

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From my gee eff

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>>37582125
its too late she's already attached and ready to leech your paypal dry, stay strong brother don't give in.

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Last Saturday, a girl who's been leading me on for months responded with this after she was calling herself my girlfriend and saying she loved me and I told her that wasn't fair because she knows I have feelings for her. So confused y'all not gonna lie. This girl would send me nudes and say she loved me and wanted to marry me but all the while was just using the fact that I'm somewhat not a complete shit head to make her feel less lonely and miserable even though she didn't reciprocate my feelings in the slightest

>>37565280
"Anon please, why are you doing this???""
Don't have a screencap cos she blocked me on fb

>>37582364
that exact thing happened to me some time ago
fucking lying bitches

>>37582364
wow that's fucked man. Sorry that happened to you. I hope you can move on from her quickly.

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Someone who is organizing our Prom asked:
"Are you going to prom? If yes how many people are you bringing and do you have your cards yet?"
I said "I'm not going to prom." and that was it.
I can't bring myself to go completely alone, without a date or friends and sell all of these people happy.
And no, i'm not a minor, i am 19. Mods need not be called

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>Did you go to prom?

never responded out of shame

>>37569972
I wish I had a pair of ramones....

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>>37565643
>Like someone who is loved by their mother
oh...

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>>37582204
Thanks i will try if she asks me i will think of your words.

>>37577200
i actually have nothing written in it but I have my instagram linked with it where I just post memes and weeb shit. She told me she wanted to study japanesw actually and loves anime and shit.

>>37579506
Right? I totally lucked out

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>>37566124
>Pretty
>Blonde
>Nordic
>STAR WARS
DO IT ANON. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE FREE!

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>>37566291
GET OUT
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>37579506
>interests are 5 of the most popular TV shows in existence
we must destroy female privilege

>psycho fuck

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Hi this is stacy from class can you send me the notes from ch 2 I want to study before the test.

It has been 5 months since my last female contact

>>37565625
ask again in a week senpai she is playing hard to get

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>>37582597
yeah from what I can tell she is really normie but you know, most girls are and we can talk about anime and stuff like that.

>>37582532
will try my dude but my success rate on tinder has been zero for the year I have
Kind of cringed at the tattoo but at least she is positive in life i guess

>>37565280
Girlfriend an hour ago "good morning babe :) doing some last minute studying for my quiz"

>Lmao yeah! on the first day!

We were discussing some memories

>>37583327

Oh this was two days ago.

>last time a girl texted you
>300+ replies
It's over. There aren't any robots left. /r9k/ is just "le so awkwerd" 16 year olds.

Something along the lines of "plz respond i want to help"

>>37566124
>rick and morty

OMG

She is such a QT

Sophisticated to

>>37565441

FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE NIGGER BITCH. GO THE FUCK BACK TO /B/ AND FUCKING DIE THERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU STUPID SON OF A FUCKING WHORE. FUCK OFF

>>37565280
Never, I'm kinda old and my retarded parents didn't allow me to have a mobile before i dropped out on HS, the closest to that would be MSN and facebook messages like 7 years ago.

Just some christian 'oh my lord that is huge stop tempting me, I'm a taken women'' kinda shit from some chick I just after called up and got her to agree to come over while her loser husband is at work

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>tfw nervous/clingy gf

>>37580719
No. Northeastern US.

I'm 24 and I've never ever been texted by a non-related girl

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March 10

>>37584020
What's the story here? Why did she leave?

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bitches always get mad because they're not used to being turned down, and as soon as I do they get clingier wanting to know why

I fucking hate women

>>37584073
She didnt like kik anymore for some reason and left

"I hope you'll like it"

>qt girl giving me manga recommendations

>>37565280
"we should hang out again sometime xx"
that was 2 years ago

Literally never been texted by a female before. Texting is old man shit, everyone just uses Facebook now.

I was clearly screwed up on pot and she asked me if I was okay

>>37584635
>screwed up
>by dude weed lmao

She sent me a video of some guy putting on two boots on one foot for fashion and I said
>Two at the same time lol
She said
>exactly

>>37584658
I don't smoke that much, and I'm usually really hyper. She acts like an older sister lol.

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>that's the plan, see you next week!

q.t talking about getting drunk at a party I pussyed out of because im a fucking loser with no self worth

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Do your homework, I love you!

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Happens all the time. They all say the same dumb shit.

>Dou you wanna go out with me today?
Before she became aware i was a living social failure and never talked to me again.

>>37565450
Why that picture?

If a complete stranger sent me a personal message wishing me a Merry Christmas it'd warm my heart

If it's because "that's all you get" I don't even get that

"please let me watch you fuck your bf"
"i said no weirdo"

a girl from school texted me asking me for stuff. she is a 6/10 nad needed some past test questions. Hadnt talked to her in over a month, even then it was about tests on viber. I literally dont think i have ever talked to a girl for anything other than school ever

>>37565280
"Love you, have a good day sweetie <3"
Ill take it :^)

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>>37565280
Coworker complaining about how much she got paid for month and asking how much I got, which I replied that if she needs money I can purchase her services
>tfw she said 500
We literally in boys

>>37565301

She is hot as fuck man. You are a fool to deny her beauty.

>>37583467
She is cheating on her husband with you ? Women are shit

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>Are you coming to theory today?

2 months ago

>Ok :)

Yesterday. She is like 4/10 and acts kind of gross, I used to work with her.

She sent me a pic of her dog, golden retriever
Sent back a pic of dead beaten
golden retriever
She responded wtf
I didn't say anything back
She doesn't talk
I didn't like her

>>37565280
ee ok

>>37585111
Yeah, apparently he's a workaholic and has a small dick
Me? I just relax and enjoy life and easy married pussy

>>37585459
When she stops having sex with you, destroy her marriage please, she deserves it.