Give me ONE (1) reason why you aren't married to a

>>37558179
Because they're mentally ill weirdo's that are usually insanely self-absorbed and ego-centric ontop of aging like milk they don't even have the good feeling kind of hole to bring to the table.
Absolutely Trash-tier why would i want to involve myself with that?

I will marry one later.
I'll meet him on Christmas it'll be good ~

I'm not a faggot and I want to have children.

>>37558179
Femboys want other femboys for some reason, and I'm too old to start trying to be one.

>>37558179
>I'm straight
>I want children
>I believe in Christ
There's 3.

>>37558254
>>37558290
You can have children with a femboy too, just use a surrogate mother.

>>37558179
I'm not a faggot and I don't want to marry anyone. I'm on the path to becoming a wizard and I would like to stay that way.

because i want to be the bottom femboy...

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>>37558179
Becuase I'm married to a cute girl that acts looks and dress like a cute femboy.

>long distance relationship with femboy
>finally meet up after a few months
>thought everything went really well
>he leaves me a week later
And that's how I learned long distance is bullshit and femboys are basically more attractive roasts

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>>37558712
you better hope that you're cute enough

>>37558770
Dunsel you aren't cutw
You don't look that well
You're a drug addict
Any other reason to not want to be near you?

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>>37558770
i don't think i am, but i still want to be

>>37558531
That's not the same, and you're ignoring points 1 and 3.

Keyword there being "boy".

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Because I don't like femboys, I like masculine men. Biatch.

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>>37558179
>Give me ONE (1) reason why you aren't married to a cute femboy yet.
haven't found the right one

>>37559688
im not a homo, but that left guy has some seriously aesthetic abs

>>37558179
Because they don't exist and tulpas are for faggots.

>>37558179
Because they get thrown off buildings in my country

Femboys are just chads with different packaging.
and i don't think any of them would like me

>>37560927
>Because they get thrown off buildings in my country
Move to the USA and marry me then~

>>37558179
because i'm a shut-in loser and i think marriage is fucking stupid

>>37561496
>because i'm a shut-in loser and i think marriage is fucking stupid
Marriage is stupid desu

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Because I gotta stay faithful to my 2d waifu, c'mon now OP.

>>37558179
I'm unattractive, don't have a job and don't have a big dick, I but still want to be a complete dom. No cute femboy on the planet is willing to deal with that much bullshit

>>37558179
>I can't find any
>when i do they're not gay
>im ugly and no one likes me

>>37562618
>>>37558179 (OP)
>>I can't find any
>>when i do they're not gay
>>im ugly and no one likes me
Ok

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>>37558179
I want my own children and am not attracted to men sexually. I only find vaginas attractive.
Stop posting this shit.

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I want to be the cuteboy wife.

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I sorta have a crush on one but I don't think he likes me back.

>>37558179
There is no underage femboy browsing r9k

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>me mum says I cant

>>37564336
I know at least a few. Mostly in the UK. They're really picky and stuck-up though.

Underages are always full of themselves.

>>37564541
I'd have no chance with them then. Plus, I'm in the US.

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>>37564336
Debatable desu~

>>37564699
I'm not what you're looking for, trust me.

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>>37558179
Femboys can't bear my children.

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>>37558179
>in relationship with trap
>he's older than me
>lives in uk while im in the us
aaa i just want to marry him already !!!

>>37564699
>>37564541
I'm shocked I didn't get troll responses.

>>37558179
I have literally never seen a cute femboy.

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>>37564807
>you will never thrust your hips into a femboy's ass while yelling "get pregnant!"

>>37558179
>Give me ONE (1) reason why you aren't married to a cute femboy yet.
I'm too ugly for them.

>>37565786
>handsome masculine man
>is desired by women
>gay as fuck, only like guys
>femboys only like femboys

what the hell is this

>>37565786
Same.
Origif

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>>37558290
Burn all the sodomites.

>>37558179
>ywn make a femboy that happy
>ywn make anyone that happy
>you have no effect on people's emotions
Is this some kind of a sick joke?
I'm not laughing.

>>37558179
I want to be the cute femboy.

>>37558179
>>37565855
>femboys only like femboys

Yeah that's pretty much the reason why. They either like other cute-ish boys, or masculine men. If you're and inbetween or just neither, then you don't have a chance.

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>tfw 5'7" white skinny femboy with a 8x6" dick
I can find someone right?

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>>37567844
It doesn't matter how big your dick is when it's locked in a cage and can't even get hard.

>>37567844
Depends what you're looking for desu~

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>>37558179
Because they expire at around age 23 maximum.
What the fuck are you gonna do then? Put it down or drop it off at the animal shelter?

>>37567844
Dick not effeminate enough

>>37568000
You shut the hell up, femboys with big cute dicks are a massive turn on

>>37567844
What are your interests? That's more important than a feminine dick or whatever.

>>37567997
You put it down before that shit happens. Preserve the purity and get a new one.

>>37558179
I've met two femboys in my life. Both were worthless submissives. I chucked them to the side just like I do with all the other worthless submissives.

because i am tall & big. i have been called a bear & teddy bear by people, but the only interest that i've gotten have been from other bear types. it's a shame i'm not interested in more masculine features

>>37568213
>tfw don't find traps attractive but find boys getting transformed into women attractive
Bonus points if they get pregnant although I can't find much porn of that.

>>37568660
Fuck I didn't mean to reply to that post.

Because I'm no good and nobody would want to make me his boiwife

>>37568803
You underage broseph?

Is there any way that I can buy a qt boy and keeo him chained up in my bedroom as a sex doll?

>>37558179
1.they don't exist
2.they will never in their lives find a fat fuck attractive
3.i am too bitter for someone to ever love me
4.we can't have children.

>>37569723
>will never find fat fucks attractive
Grindr and my past successes beg to differ.

>>37569668
How much money we talkin here desu

>>37568053
>>37567917
>>37567919
I want to top another feminine cutie

>>37569514
19 but get confused for being around 16 due to face and body.

>>37570839
D-discord desu~?

>>37570944
Get the fuck off my board kiddo it's past your bed time.

>>37570944
It's okay we all are assumed underage

>>37571023
I have a job, NEETie. What about you?
Don't you need the energy to shitpost tommorow?

I'm 6'6" with broad shoulders wat do

Where the fuck is someone that's interested in me.
5'6" slightly chubby femboi.
Add me discord: Anon's helper#3596

>>37570963
Give me yours I'm too shy to post mine.... Also From where are you

>>37571262
It's okay if you're a little chubby but, do you have a cute face?

>>37571312
Rip mine has my name in it ;-; send it to [email protected] pls then

also east US

>>37571348
I think I look pretty cute personally~
I'm not r9k tier, and I have potential to be a real femboi if someone helps me.

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>>37558179
Because anon, there are no femboys around me and I'm an ugly fatass so they wouldn't be interested even if they were

>>37571363
I'm in Europe.... Sorry

>>37571363
Where in the east us anon?

>>37571594
>He doesn't even want to talk or show anyone that big feminine benis
Rip ;~;

>>37571685
FL but I'm scared of everything, and idk if you'll like me or vice versa

>>37571765
I'm like 5 hours away from florida, can you add me still?

>>37571380
Where are you from though?

Maybe we could talk a little.

>>37571765
I can show you but it won't matter because I'm not gonna spend 1000+$ to see someone for a week

>>37558179
Because they mostly prefer guys over girls and I first have to snatch one of those qts.

>>37571838
Mississippi, it sucks here

>>37571879
Show anyway pls I'm curious + could always use a friend that will eventually ghost me

I fucking hate faggots
Original.

>>37572109
Thanks for the unintentional bump m8

>>37558179
since i want to be the femboy myself

>>37571919
Sorry anon, that's a little too far. I'm on the other side of the country.

>>337572197
Have anotha one then

>>37572387
That post number doesn't exist but thx anyway

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>impossible to find
>impossibly high standards
>28 when most are in their late teens/early 20s
I could give a lot more desu

>>37572284
Are you cute?
Want to elope?

>>37572877
I think i fucked it up when trying to reply. Phones suck.

>>37571886
Are you a qt grill or a fat one

>>37558179
Maybe I want to be the cute femboy.
>tfw I'll never be cute enough

>>37567997
>expire at around age 23 maximum
>tfw I'm 23
I guess the dream was dead before it began

>>37574067
I used to be really sweet and reassuring towards guys like you. Thinking that it was just poor self esteem talking and you were cute but insecure. That was naive. I've seen enough face reveals to know it isn't the truth. The truth is, you're ugly. You aren't even attractive as a man, much less as a woman.

Maybe you should try harder, if you don't want to be alone forever. I can tell you how if you want.

>>37574158
I don't doubt that I'm probably ugly, but my self esteem is in the shitter. Teach me your secrets senpai.

>>37574203
This goes for anyone reading this post. If you want help, I'll help you. Maybe. If you really, really want it and you're prepared to do everything I tell you.

Even if you're ugly some parts of you may be salvageable. Wax / shave your body, do it religiously like you're scrubbing something filthy off of you. Grow and style your hair, go to a salon and get a professional to help. Eat your embarrassment, learn to love the shame. Change your diet and eat less, go vegan, eat nothing until you're thin as a rail then keep fasting. Always remember, you are a cute flower that survives only off of air and sunlight. Pay attention to skin care, moisturize every single day, these are beauty products that help make you beautiful. Use them. Dress in cute clothes, pay attention to fashion and cultivate a killer wardrobe.

If you want to be a girl you need to be obsessed with girly things. Even more than a real girl. That's the only way to compete. Pink wallpaper, pink bedsheets, pink panties, pink towels hanging next to your pink shower curtain. A fridge with cute little motivational messages on the door, full of soy and salad. Are you getting it yet?

Not to mention sex, but that's a whole other thing.

>>37574388
Thanks anon. Maybe by following this I can actually become cute enough

>>37574388
What if I don't wanna be that femmy though. I just want to look like a slightly feminine twink with a nice cute shaved benis

>>37558179
Because these constant forced femboy threads have made me hate all traps and trap loving faggots

I even stopped masturbating to traps altogether thanks to you poopticklers showing this shit down my throat every fucking day and night

>>37575122
every day until you like it

faggot

Because I'm a girl and my SO is a yummy bara type

My first ex was a cute femboy though, he enjoyed crossdressing a lot

Nonetheless my bara also tried on my meido dress once and seemed pretty qt, I also have an online friend who is a cute femboy too and I always give him makeup and cosplay advice :3

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Because I haven't met one yet...
And in my contry you're not allowed to marry another guy, no matter how much you love them..

>>37575272
>tfw no platonic female friend to give me advice about skincare and makeup and hair care and fashion

Girls have such a huge edge in all this stuff. Like they naturally learn it throughout their lives, they have supportive female family and friends to talk about it and share tips with, years and years to try out different stuff and perfect their look. In comparison when guys do it they're always just a little bit off and it causes this jarring uncanny valley effect.

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>>37575362
Do you need help anon? If you look at contact threads on /cgl/ there are plenty of cute seagulls who would be more than happy to help you!!
I'd also be happy to help you as well, do you mind sharing an email or Discord or anything? I'd love to share with you my beauty techniques so far and see what you can improve on!

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This shit
THIS SHIT
is what make me want to set myself on fire
I want this, so badly
buT THE GOVENMENT IS LIKE
"NoO YoU CaN't MaRrY AnoTheR GuY, ThaT'sS GAAYY"
I fucking hate my life

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>>37558179
Hmmmm..
I'm attracted to manly man.
Cute femboys are not very type, but if they are courage and manly strength and resolute it will good.

If any cute boys live in Brisbane please be my gf! I'm not cute tho.

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>>37575409
If you could just give me a few tips on hair care / styling I'd appreciate it. I'm just growing it out, shampoo & conditioning and combing it every day but I know it could be nicer. It seems like I would need to get it trimmed and styled at a salon or something too but that's kind of embarrassing.

I really want some of that thick, shiny, long beautiful girl hair.

>>37558179
They don't produce an ovum, for starters.

>>37558179
because I'm dating a qt trans girl and neither of us have any desire to do anything with her bepis

probably going to kill myself eventually because we can't have kids

>>37575423
lol fag

>>37575423
Arabanon is that you?

Why aren't you my bf yet?

Also,
stop putting the hookah in your ass.

That's gross.

>>37575753
how do i find one i want this but there all in the US so i can't be bothered with a long distance deal

>>37575753
tfw no qt trans gf to cuddle and love

>>37575753
see if she would be okay with this >>37558531 in regards to children instead of killing yourself.

>>37558179
Because these "fembois" don't look good like the 2D you're posting. Link from BOTW or any game I would marry but he doesn't exist and will never exist, you're just actually lusting for those cartoons not for the trannies in real life.

>>37564336
i know one personally... h-heh

>>37574388
I am literally gonna do this

>>37575247
When the homo's can't even read

>>37576206
You lucky goober, you

>>37575941
That costs from 80000 to 100000 bucks.

>>37575832
99% of trannies are autistic retards
nowadays like 75% of them are just autogynephile retards

It's rare to find a good one. I recommend not doing so and instead getting a girl with a vagina you can have a family with.

>>37575855
I love her to death but >tfwcan'thavekids is torturing us both

>>37576308
Good luck anon, make sure you post lots of cute pics and find a nice boyfriend to fall in gay love with...

>tfw still no femboy wife

>>37564336
>There is no underage femboy browsing r9k
at least half of anons are underage and at least 20% of those are gay posters who could potentially be femboys

>>37577846
But they're picky and would ignore me.
I need someone that understands why talking is a pain.

>>37558179
I have never met one