>that kid who wore a foxtail >that kid who would dance

Where the fuck did your grow up

>>37553263
>>that kid who scratched out the kids he didnt like
Oh god that was me. Why the fuck did i do that

>>37553263
>that kid who wore a foxtail
how do u know me anon
i wanna die

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>>37553263
>that kid who put the thread subject in the name field.

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>>37553263
>That kid who didn't sell at least 16 membership cards and get customers to complete at least 9 satisfaction surveys by the time I finished my coffee.

>>37553263
>That kid who would come to school dressed in a flannel and leather boots one day and a green and orange jumpsuit with a sideways hat and basketball shoes the next.
Just pick a side man, Jesus.

>>37553263
>That kid who invited you to masturbate with him at the school bathroom
>That kid who made "chocolate milk" with water and dirt
>That kid who suddenly puked in class
>That kid who peed on the classroom trash can
>That kid who brought toys to school

>>37553263
that kid that always moan loudly in class

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>>37553757
picture is compulsory

>>37553263
>that kid that talked to the teacher about her/his personal life during/before/after class
>that kid that had his name changed to stand out but looked like a massive fag
>that kid whose voice never broke
>that kid who did jack shit through all 6 years of school but ended up rich after working for his wealthy dad

>>37553757
surely not me or anything, haha.

>that kid who wore the same leather jacket to school every single day and tried to act tough

>that kid who was normal

>>37553263
>>that kid who wore fox tail
I remember in high school I used to bully this kid who wore that, called him dog boy and got everyone to call him that.

>>37553263
>That kid who would talk to literally no one all through high school.
M E .

>that kid who wore a foxtail
I remember that faggot. He transferred to my class in my second year and made friends with everyone. I noticed right away how strange he acted and how oddly comfortable he was touching random girls he didn't know, even if he claimed to be gay. He smelled like shit and wore the same mlp shirt with his fox tail every day. I kept my distance from him and those who were friends with him. For some reason everyone started hating me for it and called me a homophobe or a bigot. Two years of isolation later, the faggot gets expelled because he raped a freshman girl in the girls bathroom. The irony is after that, everyone who knew him acted like they knew he was weird and dangerous.

That kid who wore a foxtail back in my Highschool was banned from our local Gamestop because he played the Guitar Hero demo for like 4 hours and refused to let anyone else touch it. I'm not ever sure I'll understand his motivations.

>that black kid who did a presentation about why he likes weed

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>>37553263
>that kid with a goggle collection
>that kid who found an encyclopedia of computer science at goodwill
>that kid that eats paper
I mean that's definitely not me, or anyone I know personally.

>that kid who brought a gun to school and showed it around
>that kid who masturbated in class
>that kid who sucked another kids dick for $5
>that kid who carried a knife
>that kid who you had a fight with but later became bros
>that kid who got sick and never came to class again
>that kid whose parents divorced and changed surnames
>that kid whose parents abused and bought expensive toys trying to amend the damage done
>that kid whose dad was murdered and never quite became normal again

>that kid that sat in the corner and made everyone uncomfortable when he spoke
>that kid that sat next to you in class to not look lonely
>that kid that left high school to become a "construction worker"
>that kid with the horrible breath
>that kid that sat alone at lunch curled up with his face in his knees
>that kid that would dress nicely and was always trying to become a school captain or peer leader
>that kid that was your friend but also hated you for gaining social leverage on him
>that kid that unironically drew swastikas on the desks and played it off as a joke
>that kid that broke that window once
>those kids that would take a selfie at the start of each period
>that kid nobody knew but was always achieving something
>that kid that found a used condom in the male change room and hit others with it
>that kid that would promote charity for breast cancer and violence against women
>that kid with the chocolate box who went around selling them for charity
>that autistic senior that would hang out with junior students at lunch
>those kids who always told everyone that they were atheist or vegan

>that kid that Googled 'blue waffle' on a library computer and showed everyone

>>37555402
>that kid that had CP on his phone and shared it around

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>>37555417
>that kid who posts loli porn on r9k

>>37553263
>tfw wanted to wear a foxtail and ears but had just managed to get the other kids to stop bullying me for my hair so never did
Thank jesus.

>>37553263
>that kid who wore a foxtail
was me complete with ears. i was a girly emo fag

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>>37555469
that's a really nice loli butt

saved

>that kid who was kicked out of the anime club for molesting another student and the denied that he knew her
>that kid who wore a kilt
>that same kid who was searched because other kids started a rumor that he was going to shoot up the school
>that spurg kid that got school cancled because he threatened to shoot up the school
>that white kid who would say nigger and not get beaten for it

>That girl that couldn't go to that field trip and you couldn't either, so you both skipped class and hung out that day
>then she told ONE friend you fucked her and everyone in the school found out.

I mean yeah i did lose my virginity to her but damn i didn't want everyone to find out. It was middle school damn it

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>>37553624
>that kid who peed on the classroom trash can

>>37554789
what was his endgame t b h?

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>>37553374
were you some kind of cutie patootie emo boy?

>>37553263
>That kid who grabbed the hot teacher's ass
>That kid who drew the girls from his class having sex with him
>That kid who did an RKO to another kid
>That kid who cried when he got a bad grade
>That kid who took another kids clothes and put them on the toilet
>That kid who tried to stab another kid with a pen
>That kid who filmed everything with his phone

>that kid who came dressed in full lorica segmenta

That was me

>>37558031
Was she cute though. How the fuck did the evlvents transpire what the fuck

>>37553263
>that kid with the huge dick everyone asked to see on the bus
>that kid who talked about how he does mma and threatens to choke everyone out
>that kid who's 16 and bald
>that kid who's 4' tall and acts Chad around other Chads but gets ignored by women

>that kid who peed in random girls' shoes multiple times

That kid was me.

>>37559051
>evlvents
how did you manage this?

>>37559174
I don't really know I spilled water on my laptop and it does this sometimes when I type fast

>>37553880
No lie, I knew a kid who legally changed his name by deed poll to 'Morpheus'.

>that kid who flushed another kids lunchbox
>that kid who shat himself during lunch while trying to fart
>that kid who then smeared his shitstain underwear all over the bathroom walls and freeballed it for the rest of the day

I was that kid.

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>>37555911
Why would you ever want to wear those

>>37554754
There's a guy who comes into my store like this. He's this tal, ginger sperg who wears a rainbow raccoon tail all the time, it's all ratty and fucked. He always walks around the store, grabs a huge armload of expensive anime shit, brings it to my counter, then tells me that it's what he'd buy if he had any money and puts it all back.
One day I'm gonna shove that tail down his fucking throat.

>>37559390
undiluted autism along with a complete lack of fashion sense and a greater number of childhood pets than childhood friends

>that kid who answers their mobile 'moshi moshi'
>that big boned, 6+ foot tall girl who cosplays chibitalia
>those two kids who were caught fucking in the toilet of the local anime store
>that girl who wears cat ears constantly and 'had an issue in drama class'
>that kid who sits on the floor in stores and cries

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>>37553263
>That legitimate autistic kid who threw himself down the stairs because he couldn't find his flashdrive
>That kid who raged and punched a wall because a girl didn't hug him
>That HS freshman back then who got powerbombed in the bathroom on Freshman Friday
>That kid who fought another kid for YuGiOh cards
>That kid who sleeps in class everyday but passes all his exams
>That girl who gave 3 guys head in the locker room, and then made out with a guy who had a crush on her 15 minutes after
>That kid who wore the same jacket everywhere even in the summer to the point where a teacher told him to take it off and his uniform was a yellow tie dye full of sweat
>That special ed kid was missing for the last 2 months of school and then came back next year coming out of the little bus dancing
>That kid who got killed in a gang related issue, and he was trying to get his shit together and graduate
>That girl who made a awkward speech on the memorial of the kid that got killed, on how it was his fault that he died and how that should be a lesson to everyone to stay in the right path

>>37554754
>The irony is after that, everyone who knew him acted like they knew he was weird and dangerous
Normies tends to act nice and friendly towards those types of kids because they're afraid that he can potential become a school shooter

>>37559358
You flushed his whole lunchbox down the toilet

>that huge mountain tard kid who looked like that potato thing from that supermen lovers music video and asked everyone what they were having for lunch every day.
>that quiet, giant tard who freaked out one day at home time and punched a dent in the hood of the minibus with his fists
>that tiny downy girl who followed the popular chad around trying to give him her sandwiches every day
>that kid with a mental age of 12 who knew exactly what was wrong with him and liked to tell everyone all about it
>that adhd kid who screamed at his mom to buy him beer every day and spat in his handler's hair
>that other adhd kid who told everyone he was a vampire

>>37559506
I laughed up until the blowjobby part. The class ho threw up on some kids dick in the bathroom once

>that kid that legit sucked himself infront of us all in gym class
>that kid that called the teacher a whore
>that kid who brought chewing tobbacco to class in elementary and everyone tried it and got really sick
>that kid who was obviously fucking the 5/10 teacher
>that kid who constantly joked about shooting up the school, but was a real loser, so you tried to stay on his good side, just incase.
>that girl who cried herself to death because you bumped into her shoulder
>the teacher who saw what a little faggot that girl was being and "yelled at you" while giving you a "thumbs up and shoo shoo go away" gesture while smiling
>that kid who tried to commit suicide on the field trip because his crush wanted chadcock instead
>that kid who legit put a knife to his troath after failing cooking class, holding himself as hostage to god knows what end (same kid that sucked himself, lmao)
>the kids that took a shortcut through another kids garden, which evolved into a full blown gang rivalry and ended in eye injuries because softguns
>that kid who sold green tea to losers, telling them "it's weed dude"
>that kid who stabbed a girl with a pencil during class for the lulz
>that kid who questioned the priest about gods existence during mass

>that kid who could blow air into his foreskin and squeeze it to make farting noises
>that kid who got taught how to fap by his little cousin
>that kid who got circumcised to match his brother with phimosis
>that kid who had a wet dream during a sleepover
>that kid who was still cumming dry at 13
>that kid who sucked two kids off during a school trip but turned out to be straight and got married later on

>>37559051
She was nice, she was kind, quiet and unassuming. I was a quiet kid myself, she was cute in my eyes but she was average to everyone else, there were prettier girls at our school.
We kissed and at this point in my life all i knew was porn and hentais, doujins mostly really. My parent are ultra conservative and never gave me the talk so i went through the motions of a loving doujinshi. By this point in my life my favorite was Take On me (the hentai not the song) she felt good and really soft. She was i wanna say a B cup bordering on an A cup. Tall and slender girl, i was a bit short but she found me cute and something that still bothers me to this day "you aren't threatening in any way" she liked that about me.

>>37553263
That kid that farted in class really loudly that one time then the whole class laughed and you cry in class for the next 15 minutes due to embarassesment while the teacher is trying to continue teaching

that kid was me, that was 11 years ago and a I still have nightmares about it

>>37559395
Sounds like a cunt... anyways can I get a discount on your store?

>>37560671
I gave it up recently (sold it cheap), I couldn't handle the weebs anymore. Drained my fucking will to live, seriously.

>that kid who raided the chemistry room chemical cabinet and huffed himself to death
>that muslim kid who cried each lunchtime because they didn't serve halal food at the cafeteria
>that kid who was transferred to the gifted school and there was a big party for him on his last day before he left

What a weird school.

>>37560705
Sorry to hear that. Weebs can be annoying yeah.

>>37559946
>>that kid who tried to commit suicide on the field trip because his crush wanted chadcock instead
a girl did this in like 5th grade elementary, she tried to jump out of a window because her friend didn't talk to her
>that kid who constantly joked about shooting up the school, but was a real loser, so you tried to stay on his good side, just incase.
was me

>>37559726
>that adhd kid who screamed at his mom to buy him beer every day and spat in his handler's hair
Knew a kid that had a handler, never understood that shit.

>That kid who could only talk at a low volume
>That kid who transferred from Somalia and got expelled a few months later
>That kid with ADHD that needed a handler and had a bizarre obsession with "experimenting" on his crush
>That kid with aspergers that really loved Zelda games

>>37560799
His fucking mother just gave in to his every demand and bought him whatever sugary crap he wanted every day, so his adhd was through the roof. Used to really grind my gears.

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>>37553263
>that kid who told the entire class when it was dead silent that they're asexual and don't conform to traditional gender roles
>that kid who cried in class the day before the 2016 election, despite being a senior in high school
>that kid who wore a fursuit on halloween 10th grade
>that kid who has daddy issues and complains about it on a weekly basis
>that kid who hated their name so they told everyone to call them "mick", a non-binary gender specific name
>those kids are one single kid
>I had to put up with them for 4 years

Guess the gender

>>37561212
I wouldnt want to assume the gender :^)

>>37558823
no i was the highschool cringe furry

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>that kid who screamed "SHUT UP" suddenly at no one and threw his lunchbox at the wall and was caught the next day with a gun in his backpack

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>>37553263

> That girl who'd drop her knickers and lift her skirt for anyone, anytime.
> That fat kid who'd eat ANYTHING.
> The nerdy kid who ended up cucking chad.
> The one trampy kid who couldn't afford a uniform and ended up getting into fights.
> The autistic kid who tried to take on the IT teacher in a fight and got his ass kicked.
> The kid who was allergic to penicillin and the nurse killed him.
> The kid who shook the vending machine and got turned into a pancake.

Ahhh. Good memories.

>>37561934
Holy shit m8, originarinoli

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>that kid who everyone referred to as "that guy who never says anything"

>that kid who spent every lunch in the computer suite on all the unbanned flash game sites
>that kid who kept a knife in his locker

>>37553263
>That kid who peed herself
>That kid who cried when she was getting a shot and a ton of blood spilled from her arm
>That kid who ate tadpoles
>That kid who got expelled from school and put graffiti all over the walls
>That kid who kissed other kids on a field trip
>That kid who was gay as fuck but also a christian so had to hide it
>That kid who would never play football with his friends and would rather walk on the perimeter of the field looking at the ground until recess was over

That one was me

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>>37559059
>that kid with the huge dick everyone asked to see on the bus
H-how big was it

>>37562016
>That kid who would never play football with his friends and would rather walk on the perimeter of the field looking at the ground until recess was over

was..was this not a normal thing to do

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>>37559500
What the fuck is a "local anime store"?
What kind of degenerate shithole would have something like that?

>>37554296
I am surprised that this comment is original

>>37563615
no please stop i used to do this all the time

>>37559258
whlhat

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>>37559506
>>That girl who made a awkward speech on the memorial of the kid that got killed, on how it was his fault that he died and how that should be a lesson to everyone to stay in the right path
She should have been punished in some way for that. Not everyone has the privilege of being born into an upper middle class family where Daddy Dearest buys you a car for your sixteenth birthday. Defaming a normal, everyday person's memory by labeling them as an "example" sounds like exactly the kind of shit a rich Stacy would do. It's not like the guy was somebody that needed to be made an example of. Did she know what his background was? Did she know if he had abusive or neglectful parents? Did she know if he came from a poor household?
That made me extremely angry for some reason. I'm just imagining someone from a broken home with druggie parents and no other outs except for becoming involved in a gang/crime being blamed for "not staying on the right path".

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>that kid who had a mustache in 3rd grade

>>37558937
>That kid who tried to stab another kid with a pen
this was me
on a later occasion I tripped really bad and ended up stabbing myself on a pen I had in my jacket pocket. It went like an inch in. I had to go to the hospital

>>37563930
we could have walked the perimeter together talking
>feels bad man

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>>37561934
Schizo detected.
I feel bad for him.

>that girl who pretended to be a horse in elementary school
>that girl who actually owned horses in elementary school
>that kid who kicked everyone they didn't like
>those kids who ran in front of the swings and screamed bloody murder if they got kicked
>that kid who cussed out the teacher in elementary school
>that kid who moved away after second grade but no one knew where they went and no one can find them on social media now
>that kid who got expelled in fourth grade and is now a pothead
>that kid who looked like Ferb

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>>37553263
>that kid that commited suicide by jumping off a bridge into incoming traffic.

>>37559726
It seems like you were around a lot of retards
hmmmm

>>37560038
all of your stories are about penises anon
all of them

>>37561955
I wanna hear stories of the autistic kid and down

>that kid who was always nice and quiet but suddenly snapped and stabbed his girlfriend with hedge scissors
What a guy

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>>37553263
>that kid who used to cut his nails with a pencil sharpener

>that kid that was a midget autist (5ft)
>that kid who was autistic and used it to his advantage
>that kid that tried to kill himself after he got rejected
>that kid who said the holocaust never happened
>that kid who had problems and was used by chads

>>37563850

Uni towns. But fuck weebs man seriously. I can see why there aren't more small, independent stores like that. The customers literally ruin everything.

>>37563615
I didn't liked football at all so I just walked making up stories in my head

>>37554249
Hey, thats currently me! Well, I don't think I'm cool though.

>that kid who shat his pants and hid on the girls bathroom
>that kid who was bullied for drawing in 5th grade
>that kid who wore his pants chest high to feel secure
>that kid who died for taking a swim in a river
>that kid who you coudn't tell if was a boy or a girl
>that kid who got drunk at 13 and bragged about it
>that kid who endured bullying because had no one else to hang around
>that kid who spit a huge ball of drool on a kids back
>that girl who fell from a railing and got all her arms fucked up and didn't cried
>that kid who all girls fell for but came out as gay

>That girl that sucked off a bunch of dudes in the bathroom
>That kid that ratted her out because she didn't blow him

>that girl that got caught diddling herself in the bathrooms and nearly got expelled for it

>that kid who wanted a school shit for the smoke pit
>that kid who came into class late for exams, did 2 questions then complained about the exams and fucked off to go get high
>that kid who was told by his guidance councilor to not come during 1st and 2nd periods because he rarely showed up before lunch
>that kid who did an english report on a manga
>that kid who couldn't do a push-up because he was too fat
>that kid who only copied shitty jokes and got a bunch of stacies to suck his cock
>that kid who got a 50 because his teacher hated him that much (m e)
>that kid(s) that always hung out together and had a shared cloud server for their notes
>that kid who was doing really well the first few years but started dropping into the 50s-60s range in their last year
>that kid who always talked about 4chan but only browsed /pol/ and r/the_donald
>that kid who got a 99 in math and wasn't autistic

>>37565314
>That kid that bursted out ploughing when we watched a Holocaust documentary in history.
>That jewish kid who tried to fight him the nex day and got BTFO

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>>37553263
>that kid who was always kind of creepy but seemed harmless who ended up going to jail for rape

>>37561212
Femamillia senpai.

>>37565647
Like you're any better than them.

>that kid who was autistic and screatched at the dinner ladies if no more tendies were about.

>>37555390
>that autistic senior that would hang out with junior students at lunch
t-that wasn't me guys I swear I didn't hang out with my little brother and his friends because I was too socially inept to make my own.

>That kid who never flushed the toilet cause he didn't know how or he was just lazy

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>>37559506
>That kid who rages and punched a wall because a girl didn't hug him

FUUUCK this was me. Aaaa I didn't ask for this cringe

>>the kid who got jumped and fucking died

Why do societies allow these things to happen? Do some people just not value human life? Do some lack empathy?

>those kids who I caught showing each other their dicks at lunch
>that kid who cut his nails with scissors in class
>that kid who cut his thumb nails into a pointy V shape so he could defend himself with them
>that kid who told a literal cancer joke in front of the whole school at an assembly, while the teacher standing right next to him was recently diagnosed with cancer
>that kid in second grade who called a group of girls 'fucking bitches'
>that kid who threatened to pee in the back of band class when the teacher wouldn't let him go to the washroom

>That kid who smashed his own nose with a chair in drama class
I hope no one remembers

>that kid that would act retarded because it made the hot girls be nice to him
>that kid that got expelled senior year after he got caught having sex with a tard in the freshman class

>>37554754
>second year
>mlp shirt
Just how old are you?

>>37569290
they do, anon. oRIGINANOLINI

>>37569408
>Okay.zip

>that special ed kid who got his arm broke multiple times by the same fat teacher falling on him

>>37553263
>>that kid who wore a foxtail
Yep, thats in my school as well, has an instagram account of her walking on all fours in the park attached to a leash, unsurprisingly she has no friends

>That kid who thought he was a really cool hacker because he could write vbscript
this was me :(

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>>37553624
>>That kid who invited you to masturbate with him at the school bathroom

>>37569702
>unsurprisingly she has no friends

Then who was holding the leash?

>that kid who you saw crying talking about killing himself
>that kid who you talked out of it because a girl wasn't worth it
>that kid who worked out with you and built up your confidence
>that kid who slowly drifted away when he got into weed
>that kid who said he needed to try every drug 'just once'
>that kid who wore a prison jumpsuit and gas mask to school because Slipknot was his life
>that kid who now has a kid out of wedlock and is probably homeless

I tried to keep you on the right path man, but it wasn't enough I guess.

>that one kid who took a shit on the bus
>that one kid who called in a bomb threat as a meme
>that one tard kid who always just screeched at the top of his lungs instead of speaking
>that one kid who unironically wore a nazi flag as a cape for culture fair and got suspended
>that one sheltered rich kid that tried WAY too hard to act hood
>that one kid who wears goth makeup and cat ears/paws/tail
>that one manlet black kid who seemed to have fucked every thot in the whole school
>that one super qt grill who somehow has zero friends
>that one really insecure manlet who acts like chad but comes off as a creepy pathetic loser

>>37570463
also
>that one kid who smoked a literal pack a day since freshman year
>that one kid who genuinely forgot what planet she lived on
>that one kid who got expelled for being caught with a loaded handgun in his backpack
>those super loud violent black girls you only see for the first week in the hallways then never again for the rest of the year

>That kid who you couldn't tell was a boy or girl but then came back after the summer with huge fucking tits and longer hair

Wew buddy

>>37553757
I only did it because I wanted my retarded female friend follow up.

Bitch moaned like a pro, it was great, she was pretty GF-able too. I remember she said she was gonna fuck everyday when she gets married. The girl even called me her male version.

Guess she's the one that got away...

>>37553624
>That kid who suddenly puked in class
That was me. Pretty sure my lunch chicken wasn't cooked thoroughly. Fucking hated that teacher anyway. Glad she had to clean it up. Too bad it was the final period so I only got sent home 30 mins early

>>37569389
Not him but My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was released in 2010. It's 2017 right now. Seven years later. I watched the first two episodes of MLP in middle school and I'm 18 right now.

Time is passing old man.

>that kid who put fucking staples in the salads in the school store

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>>37571900
Wow welp time to kill myself

>>37571494
I'm confused, late bloomer or tranny?

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>>37553263
>that kid who scratched out the kids he didn't like

I had a yearbook from when I was elementary. I was looking through it and found my class. I found myself in it and suddenly felt like shit. I remembered I scratched myself out.

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>>37568717
Fuck off moral fag.
I fucking hate the date of this board.

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>>37553473
>that kid who made the bant you wanted to make and posted an adorable helper
>that kid who would be alternately on your nuts or antagonizing you and you couldn't tell if they were gay or mocking you or autistic or what
>that kid who did dance, and all his friends were girls, and spoke with the faggot voice but loudly insisted he wasn't gay while we grew up and when I saw him back home last year he was very gay, the kind that trapthread fags want to call their own
>that kid who used to tell everyone to go to "whitehouse.org" on computer lab day at school so the dusty imacs would freeze with interracial porn on them

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>>37561934
>hat kid who screamed "SHUT UP" suddenly at no one and threw his lunchbox at the wall
the voices can get loud sometimes
>was caught the next day with a gun in his backpack
when you say was caught you mean he had a nervous breakdown and showed someone a gun before going to the funny farm, or that a school slaying was averted at the last moment?

>>37560939
>that kid who could only talk at a low volume
teachers fucking hated me for it. fuck them

>>37565265
fuck i did that. when electronic sharpeners became a requirement in every classroom, I just started using scissors.

>>37570135
THEN WHO WAS LEASH???

>>37555390
Are most high schools that autistic about age? A senior hanging with only freshmen might have been seen as a little weird, but juniors and seniors hung out all the time and no one would bat an eye at my school.

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I have some
>that kid who climbed the 15 foot bleachers the first day of hs
>that kid who stole your water bottle and tried to toss it to his friend but it beemed the ugly cheerleader in the back of the head
>those fat drama liberal girls
>that one teacher who was always political and would give extra credit to her left wing students
>those chads who were nice to you because they were slightly autistic just like you
>that girl that would cry every day
>those girls who always got way to drunk every party and almost fucking died every other weekend
>that one semi-stacey that liked you that the SECOND you showed intrest she fucked off and spread rumors about you(I fucked her so it was OK)
>that super ugly half-coon friend you had who was practically white but landed a thicc gf

>that kid with the smelly lunch

>>37573639
>that kid who drew gore shit and stories just like this but with fat cute birds instead of ponies and showed it to people on the bus
It was me.

>>37570463
>that one super qt grill who somehow has zero friends
Not real.

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>that kid who died a few years after high school and everyone is still crying about it on Facebook, but you never liked him

>>37574583
I knew a girl in middle school kind of like that. She was a pretty solid 8 or 9 (at least in my memories from like 13 years ago), but she almost never spoke to anyone even though she was really sweet when she did and she had a beautiful smile and a cute little silent laugh. She probably did have friends, but I never saw her really interact with anyone. Strange bird, that one.

>that kid who died and suddenly everyone gave a shit about him
>that kid in remedial geometry who would scratch his legs until they bled everyday
>that same kid who would bite his hands until they bled

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>that kid who went to school on acid
>that kid who was prescribed all sorts of psychiatric drugs and would share them
>that kid who fried his brain and dropped out

>That kid who contributed to the 1/4 of girls are sexually harassed in highschool

twice

>>37575286
>that kid who went to school on acid
Hey me too man! What did you see?

Our classrooms had glass walls like something straight out of the Madoka movies, and this dude I knew asked me "what do you see?" and I said "the classroom looks like it's right here but also so far away".

It was weird.

minus well tell all of them
>that kid who was a full time fake autist and goth girl on/off who liked to say she had paranoia and anxiety, but steered clear when you told her about your schizophrenia
>that kid who was a halfchad who you consistently misnamed for the entire school year
>that kid who would talk about communism in his agriscience class to a bunch of hicks to blow off time
>that kid who died of cancer and the whole town grieved, but whose death was rejoiced by you and your brother
>That kid who was black and got caught in the trap of messing with white girls, fingered said white girl, then was expelled when she told the principle he raped her
>that kid who was your neighbor and effeminate/gay, got noticed by the black kids at lunch, and was subsequently roasted, all while being torn between stepping in and enjoying it because he was an annoying type of gay
>that kid who bought a gun to school do to the black kids making a black pride day (not blm, just black pride) and there was a massive exodus from the school do to fear of a school shooting
>that kid who sucked the mulatto girl's tiddy
>that kid who was trailer trash and got pregnant twice in 9th and 10th grade
>that kid who was also trailer trash and fucked the girl who got pregnant twice
>that kid whose baby momma cheated on him and ran over said cheater with a car, then started beating him with a bat

Only halfway through hs too.

>>37575561
>That autistic kid who realized how many spelling errors he just made and is internally reeing

>that kid who wore a foxtail

lmao I was best friends with that person. she would chase laser pointers in class too like a cat and meow

>>37555390
>that kid that broke that window once
That was my best friend. He was running through the courtyard and smacked his hand right against it. It webbed it up a ton, but didn't break.

>>37553492
Underrated lol
origz

>>37559395
I don't believe this story
No way anyone brings a collection of items to the counter just to make a self pity joke then proceeds to put those items back
What the fuck?
Hit me with a train nigger

>>37576091
Never underestimate the autism of a weeb who is comfortable buying weeb shit in public

>that kid who wore roller skates to school

>>37553263
>that kid who got caught with weed in grade 6
> that kid who was always with the smart kids but was borderline retarded was me

>that kid who said his brother peed in his gfs vaginas when they had sex

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>that kid who said that he had a crush on a girl and when "thinking about her" white stuff came from his peepee
Sex ed classes soon after caused him to get bullied for all eternity. Poor kid.

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>>37571900
That long ago? Felt it was yesterday when people lost their shit over that show and out of curiosity I watched the first two episodes and found it boring and stupid.
It wasn't that long ago! Because nothing has changed! I'm still a NEET living alone. Things were supposed to get better! Where the fuck has that time gone. STOP!

>that kid who would watch people play on playground but never play with them

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>that kid who had a crush on the teacher and would attach a poorly written love letter and some pennies with tape to a homework assignment
>he then returned it to the teacher in front of everyone and the teacher then gave him a stern talking and everyone laughed
t-that wasn't me.

>>37553263
>that kid who died but no one knew him as he never attended any classes

>>37555390
>that autistic senior that would hang out with junior students at lunch

Had someone like this freshmen year who hung out with all the retarded fat smelly freshmen and made immature 3rd grade lunch table type jokes.

>>37565647
there is one where i live. the owner is a huge weeb, but really non-threatening. I actually think he enjoys talking about books like "Is it weird to kiss girls in a dungeon " with his clientele

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>>37561212
>bowtie

Is there an easier way to tell if someone's a pseudo-intellectual faggot?

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That autistic kid who did stupid shit so his chad "friends" would laugh

That kid who wrapped his skinny body around the teachers leg and was laughing because he thought he was being funny and the teacher was trying to shake him off him

That kid who also ate with the same teacher for lunch because he said inappropriate things at lunch

That kid was me

>That kid who was too scared to cough in front of chad/stacey

>>37553263
>that autistic kid who flipped and started throwing around backpacks full of books
>those kids who worked on this cocktail of spoilt chocolate milk, moldy pieces of bread and other disgusting shit for a month and threw the open bottle through the cafetaria during lunch one day
>those kids who blew a hole in the bathroom ceiling with illegal fireworks
>that kid who would've become a school shooter if guns were legal in this country
>that kid who got ditched by his group during a field trip in a foreign city
>that kid who didn't have any friends but always talked to the teachers
>that kid who was always sick
>that kid who shouted inappropriate things as a joke even though no one ever laughed
>that kid who deliberately injured himself during PE because he had to do a presentation later that day
>that kid who missed every single deadline
>that kid who had to go to the hospital becuase he was fucking around during science experimentation

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>that kid who drew daily manga in class thinking hes gonne be hot shit
>that fat loser kid with no friends who tried to lecture about indian tea, got told nobody fucking cares and cried for whole

>that kid with best grades who had shitloads of lord of the rings figures
>that satan worshipping goth girl who ended up trying to claw random guys out and got in psych ward
>that kid who tried to steal everyones snapbacks on his head and run away
>that third wheel kid who didnt really belong but came to the group outsidering anyway
>those nerds that actually got laid
>that group of rejects who all liked anime

>>37553263
>That kid who used to say unfunny jokes and talk to himself
>That kid who once brought his camera to take photos of girls

>that kid who wore a tracksuit 80% of time despite being as wide as 3 guys
>that kid who slapped others' asses and tried kissing them despite having a gf
>that kid who was gained 100k+ subs on youtube doing minecraft movies and later turned a neet
>that kid who never talked about anything but hunting or motorcycles

>>37561955
> The kid who shook the vending machine and got turned into a pancake.
holy fuck original

>kid who got jumped and fucking died
Anon, are you in fucking detroit or some shit?

>that kid who performed the Crash Bandicoot victory dance in class when he got a good score
>tfw being that kid

>that kid who got his phone taken away by teacher and said to kill himself if he doesn't get it back
>that kid who tried to run from teacher(she's fat) and was caught
>that kid who used to workout but never get pussy

>>37562016
>That kid who was gay as fuck but also a christian so had to hide it
That one was me but Jewish

>that kid who nearly gassed/blew up the whole school but his anarchist cookbook was compromised so his plan flopped
I got shunned even harder because of this nigger, for being "the school shooter archetype".

>that kid that shit in a paper bag and left it in the men's locker room

>that kid that punched a hole in the roof

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>>37578894
>that kid who used to say unfunny jokes and talk to himself

How did you find me cunt

>That kid that used a my little pony Facebook profile picture
>That kid that had an mlp iPhone case for christmas and would show it off in public
>That kid that listened to mlp songs on the bus and everyone could hear it
>That kid that had to check if he didn't shit his pants each time his ass was sweating
>That kid who would sit in the bus with a visible boner and make strong eye contact with the person next to him
All me

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FUCK I THOUGHT THESE THREADS HAD DIED FOR GOOD I HATE THESE PLEASE DIE PLEASE PLEASE DIE PLES LPPELE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37578980
Shit anon, you made me cringe

I also did it but the Yoshi's victory dance from Mario Party 1

>>37580024
SHORYUKEN

>>37553263
>That kid that had no friends and always stayed in his parents house
>Those black kids who were walking stereotypes
>That one Stacey who said she'd advocate to stop bullying in the 3rd grade and then did nothing while you were knocked out by a skateboard being smashed against your skull
>That kid who got knocked out by a skateboard being smashed against the back of his skull
>That kid who accidentally showed his MLP gay porn to the whole class during a school presentation
>That fat kid who everyone but you liked
>Those one kids who never lost their virginity
>That stacey who thought she was an outcast but then you pointed out they had 10 friends and lost her virginity
>that kid who was ran over but survived
>That kid who was mocked by chads two grades younger then him
>That kid who only found social interaction by the internet
Some of these were me, others weren't. Guess which ones and I'll give you a (you)

>that kid who missed months of classes
>only came for exams
>just completely vanishes in the last year

>>37582121
>That kid who got knocked out by a skateboard being smashed against the back of his skull

that was you

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>that kid that had the huge nose we all took the piss out of
>that ugly kid who asked out one of the hot girls on her birthday
>that kid who had a lego universe background on his facebook until he was 15
>that kid who cried when we pretended he'd been caught stealing mini eggs from B&M
>that kid who cried when the teacher said my glasses were nicer than his
>that Christian kid who everyone took the piss out of because he was anti-gay marriage, but now half of us probably agree with him
>that kid who always hung around the hot girls thinking he could get some pussy being an orbiter
>that kid who only listened to music on grooveshark, and it was always movie soundtracks
>that kid who sat at his keyboard with his hands crossed over one another
>that kid who left and went down south and ended up getting a 6/10 gf
>that kid who had a retarded hat that was meant to say his name but looked nothing like it

>>37569389
>you are now aware that MLP was at the height of its popularity 6 years ago

>>37553263
>That kid(s) that smoked pot in the bathrooms
>that kid who would never shut up and let the teacher do their job
>that kid(s) who showed up to school drunk and threatened to kill someone if they didn't stop defending themselves from bullying (me)
>that kid that got followed after school by a bunch of 7th graders and got the shit beat out of him (me)
>that kid who dropped out of school after grade 10 (me)
>that kid who isn't going anywhere in life

>That kid who saw who stole your iPod and said he'd get it back under the condition he keeps it

WHAT IS THE POINT OF TELLING ME YOU STUPID FUCK?

>>37558937

>Drew the girls from his class having sex with him

>KEKd

>that kid who was autistic but still popular
>that girl who wrote rapey hetalia fanfics and posted them on her facebook
>that kid who got ketchup on a chad's letterman jacket
>that freshman girl who wore a dog collar with her senior bf's name on it
>that jewish kid who had his yamaulke knocked off during basketball games by the opposing team
>that kid who fucked a dog in the history teacher's closet
>that girl who told everyone she tried to kill herself but jumped out of her second story window
>that quiet, autist kid who was actually really handsome
>that retarded girl you were nice too

>>37553263
>tfw just went through high school yearbook and digitally saved pictures of all the girls I wanted to fuck so I can turn their faces into pngs and layer them over hardcore pornography

i was going to post one but they're all above 2mb

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>that kid who'd cut out teacher pictures in the yearbook and masturbate to them

>>37583037
>the kid who jerked off in class and got caught

>>37583108
>>37583093
>tfw did it to some teachers too

>>37558937
>That kid who did an RKO to another kid
that was me
nigger had it coming

>that kid with the confederate family lineage who fought the social studies teacher for calling William Tecumseh Sherman a hero

>>37553757
hahahah i have one of these in my college classes
(well at least I had until I failed them)

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>>37582257
Here's the (you) I promised, now please enjoy life

>>37553263
>That kid who drew hentai but turned out to be history teachers daughter.

>>37553263
>that asian kid who watched anime in class and understood the Japanese
>that kid always purposely put on a gay voice to the point where no one knew his real voice
>that kid who made references to wrestling
>that kid who cursed the teacher out and didn't get in trouble
>that girl who accidentally slapped the teachers ass in an attempt to get her phone back
>that kid who always dressed as a girl for Halloween to the point that people thought he wanted to be a tranny
>that kid who came from a religious family but bragged about how much sex he was having
>that kid who acted like an asshole to everyone in class and got away with it because "muh autism"
>that kid who was 17 years old in a freshman class
>that kid who brought a condom to school because he thought he was cool
>that kid who sold rock candy and called it meth
>that kid who asked a chemistry teacher how to make meth after Breaking Bad
>that kid who wanted to be a rapper and handed everyone his mixtape in class
>that kid who always tried to start shit and got punched in senior year
>that manlet kid who acted tough to the freshman and got punched
>that kid who bragged about how he goes on /b/ every day and called some reddit kid a faggot
>that kid who threw food at someone and got sent to the principal's office

>that legit autistic kid who looked like a rhino and would get violent if anyone said Merry Christmas when it wasn't Christmas

>>37583749
>>that kid who bragged about how he goes on /b/ every day and called some reddit kid a faggot
baste kid lmao

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>>37558937
>That kid who cried when he got a bad grade
Shit nigger, isn't that a little extreme? I remember is was pretty soul-crushing each time administration upped the punishment but I only ever cried like a bitch the first time they suspended me.
I called the principal a stupid bitch the first time they had me expelled.

>>37583862
Not really, the kid was the definition of underage b&, he'd constantly make references to the Shrek meme even after it was dead and I'm pretty sure he only went on /b/ to brag about going to the "le scary place"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IVJVTUNl0I basically, the "/b/tard" in this video was him

>>37582186
Well congrats, you found me

>>37559726
Since when does someone with adhd require a handler? They're more or less normal people, albeit a little absent-minded and annoying.

>>37560705
If you didn't want weebs there, then why were you selling weeb shit?

>that kid that always brought a laptop to school, 'came out' as bi and played second life
>that kid that became a complete mockery after he ran away in fear from you
>the downs kid that gave a legit 30 minute slideshow presentation on his autistic dinosaur adventure game complete with chimpanzee waifus
>that blind kid that was some kind of anarcho-communist
>that bitch that OD'd and died in the hospital
>that girl caught on tape fucking a dude in the stairway and going to class still dripping
>that kid that beat another kid so hard there was blood smeared all over the floor
>that one girl that you heard talk literally once in all your 7 years of knowing her
>that girl whose name was literally Jenna Toll

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>that kid who was screwing the qt biology teacher

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>>37553263
In 8th grade I used white-out to completely cover my yearbook picture because I thought I looked bad. Now 10 years later I regret it, I want to see what it looks like again

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>>37575286
One time in sophomore year I dreaded the shitty autistic talent show so much that I took a bottle of DXM cough syrup to school, chugged it in the bathroom, and just tripped out with my noise-cancelling headphones for the entire thing. Was an alright experience, had to call my sister to drive me home though because I was too fucked to use public transport like I usually did.

>>37559946
> the kid that called the teacher a whore
Was me

>>37583444
my god what a get

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>>37553263
>that kid who would randomly rub peoples shoulders
You creepy motherfucker.