>mfw I realize how many times I got drunk and took a piss

>>37550452
Yfw you realize ppl step in your piss and bring it into their cars and homes

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>>37550452
I'm literally going to hang my schlong out my door after I finish typing this and let fly a stream.

Let you know how it goes lads

>>37550452
I saw a guy get arrested for public indecency while waiting in line at Halloween Horror Nights because he peed in a patch of grass.

Public urination is NOT a CRIME. It's literally just a normie law designed to fuck with people.

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>>37550452
My boyfriend got caught doing that twice because he was drunk at a party.

Then again he's a smooth talker and good looking so the cops let him go with a warning. It's funny because he couldn't stop peeing so it made things awkward.

>tfw police officer awkwardly stands there waiting for you to finish so they can scold you

I like having a nice backyard I can piss in whenever I want.

D-do any femanons piss outside too?

I'm pretty sure I've pissed in every vacant lot and parking lot downtown by now. Hard not to when going on a friday bar crawl.

>>37550623
Of course, Anon.

Origami

>not just using piss bottles or the window

>>37550623
I want to know this too. It's my fetish