Okay robots I need your help Tomorrow my best friend is coming

>>37549957
Just have some beers/alcohol and offer to suck his dick.

>>37549977
He's strait edge (doesn't drink or smoke)

>>37549957
What's his height?

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>>37549957
this could end up being a very funny story, please do share with us later. Especially if he freaks out and beats your ass for being a faggot.

>>37550016
Then you'refucked.
And not in the good way.

>>37550021
I dunno I'm not good at that but an estimate would be 5,6 ish

>>37550036
I will (if I don't pussy out) if he says yes I might even post pic of us

>>37550050
Cute. Try hugging him and telling him how you feel. Ganbatte.

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>>37550036
next day
>hey /r9k/ my gay af friend tried to rape me

Assuming this isn't a fake thread, be very, very careful. I've had the same feelings for a straight friend, it felt like I could ease him into it, but I just ruined everything by hitting on him too much. Start with just general conversation, make him comfortable. Ease into it, and don't move any further unless you're absolutely sure.

>>37550118
He would never be able to he's short and skinny (but cute)

>>37549957
>asking /r9k/ about how to initiate intimacy
If anyone here knew that, the board would be very different.
I always just assumed it happened.
I guess you could try this >>37550097 and a bit of handholding.

>>37550144
Thank you anon any advice helps and if he says yes I'll start a thread and post pics

>>37550173
This board is being dominated by femboys and if anyone knows a femboy it's another femboy

Just talk to him op who knows maybe he likes you back

>>37549957
Just go for it man, i'm going to be a trap and would probably fall in love with any of my friends if they did this

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>>37550016
Do same thing and think I'm gay. Suck shit fags I'm dying alone whether you like it or not.

>>37549957
just say you are into tranny but that you are not gay.If you say that he will definitely know you are a fag hiding in the closet.

>>37550639
But why not be gay anon? It's easier than being straight. And you clearly like men. What's stopping you?

>>37550693
I have he says "traps are gay"

>>37550710
Having absolutely no confidence and a very low opinion of both my looks and personality. Also turns out I was suppressing all these feelings and urges towards guys all through puberty and highschool so now I don't know what to do with them. There are plenty of boys cuter and better than me on this board and likely this thread even.
Could greentext some really depressing shit but I think that belongs on /B/.

>>37550891
No, they definitely belong here, on this thread. Post them.

>>37550891
Tell your stories anon we want to hear them, but most importantly why don't you get a bf to tell your stories ?

>>37550891
Anon post your stories we want to hear them

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>>37551130
>>37551251
Pt.1
>Be me 18 KV working job in deli
>Get few shifts in irregular hours because casual
>Been working there since I was 15 but still barely able to talk to anyone (turns out this was tism all along)
>There's one guy I can talk to though
>M
>M has a really outgoing personality and kind smile, turns out my tism makes it really hard for me to socialise or be confident when I'm not in a comfortable area or with someone who can set the mood.
>Always chat whenever we're both in an get along great despite me being quiet and drawn back he says I'm cute and have a lot of knowledge about all sorts of interesting stuff.
>Spill a little pasta but ask him for his mbl number as he doesn't have FB.
>He gives it and we text sometimes but not very frequently.
>One day texts me and says he's moving soon and isn't going to be working at the same store anymore.
>Suggests we hang out and see a movie, go clubbing or chill out at his place or something.
>There had been a couple times where he asked similar things and I wanted to go but had protective parents and it was always nights where they were out.
>Feel like this is the time to go and I always felt bad about saying no.
>This just happens to be a night where my parents are overseas for a week, my sister is out all night and I'm home alone and had been bullied a little at the time.

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>>37551809
Pt.2
>His phone often dies on him and it's falling to bits but we plan to go see suicide squad together and then he'll drop me home (he's about 25 at the time and I didn't have my L plates)
>He pulls up and I'm probably visibly very bashful (did I mention that he's got a really, really nice smile?)
>We go see the movie and chat about a whole lot of stuff and I decide I'm ok with hanging out at his and probably spending the night.

>>37549957
That gay OP (but so am I)

Can we see the qt?

>>37551910
so does it have a happy ending?

>>37551910
Where's the rest? I want to know what happens next.

>>37551910
Pt.3
>Am really having a great time with him and genuinely enjoying myself, feeling some real happiness for once after a really difficult past 2 years.
>He's asked me a couple of times what kind of girls I'm interested in and I've normally said that mostly older, mature and "manly" kinds
>Also tell him that he gives off amazing "big brother" vibes whenever I'm with him which I really like.
Forgot to mention it before but at this time I only really had barely a feeling that I liked guys but for him I got a real """something""" deep inside that I couldn't explain from him.
>Conversation kind of dies down a little after that and I had had a bit to drink but could see that he was thinking about something.
>Movie was just about finished and he mentions that he's not feeling particularly tired and hasn't had too much to drink but he thinks I'm a little drunk and could get me home if I wanted.
>Try my best to not act nervous and say I'm fine with spending the night and I'm really enjoying myself
>He asks if I'm sure and says his brother isn't going to be here tonight (roommate at the time) so it'll be just us together.
>I'm feeling a bit more nervous but I think the drinks were working so I try to relax more and say no I'm fine with staying.
>He's really smiling and says that's great, I feel really good about making him happy.
>We're just kind of sitting there when I realise I've been edging closer to him the whole time and I'm practically cuddling up to him underneath a blanket
>He puts his arm around me and pulls me closer
Huh.jpeg
>Feel myself really starting to blush for a second
>Look up and see his face is really close to mine
>He kisses me
Fireworks.jpeg
>Head's going blank
>All I know is something soft is in my mouth
>It tastes like tobacco, coke, rum and something amazing
>Don't know how long it goes for eventually it stops
>He laughs and asks me if I enjoyed it
>Completely stunned can't say anything
Benis is feeling something.jpeg

what makes you think he'd settle for the first gay opportunity he found at the risk of making a friendship with someone they may have not felt any romantic feelings toward awkward

>>37549957
>rape

but do it in an original fashion

>>37552280
I'm on the edge of my seat what happened anon? I need to know

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>>37552280
Pt.4 no happy endings
>He says he'll just be a moment and heads off to his bedroom
It's happening.jpeg
>Can't believe it
>But wait
>"Knock knock"
>It's autism
Brain rebooted.jpeg
>Start thinking, start thinking a lot
>Is this really going to happen?
>But why me?
>What if I'm no good?
>What's even supposed to happen? I've never even been this close to a girl before
>He's says I'm cute but what if he's lying to me?
>If I'm cute how come I feel like shit whenever I see myself in the mirror?
>Oh that's it
>He left because I'm no good and worthless
>Shit I have to get out I'm not comfortable here what if he hates me now?
>Start getting up I have to go
>Get to the door when I here him call my name
>Just stare at him
>Feel some tears coming
>Scream "I'm sorry" as loud as I ever have in my life
>Slam door and run out into the night
>Get a few streets down when I realise I left my jumper at his and it's probably below freezing outside and all I have on is jeans, a T-shirt and shame.
>Have no idea where I am so I check my phone
>6% battery I should have charged it
>Check maps to see where trams run and which could get me close to home.
>Turns out I'm way out away from home
>Phone dies before I make it to the stop so it takes me a good 30 mins stumbling around in the dark before I find it
>Sit for about 20 until tram shows up
>Driver gives me a sideways look and let's me on
>I figure he probably knows that I'm shit on the outside and inside
>Sit in back of tram
>Sitting there a long time gives me time to think
>Look at myself in window reflection
>Look particularly awful and have tears running down my face
>"Haha, what a fag"
>Suddenly thought appears
>Now hang on Anon, what if he really liked you and you just ruined your shot at being happy for once in your miserable life?
>Haha like that could ever happen
>Start laughing
>Start laughing really loud
>Oh man wouldn't that just have been something right
>Hold head in hands and sob harder than I ever have in my life

>>37552649
Oh, I'm so sorry anon. But dwelling on the past won't change anything. Maybe you just need to get out there and find someone who loves you. If you did it once you can do it again.

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>>37552649
>tfw know those exact feelings of self-doubt overcoming what's actually happening in the moment
>had my own lucky catch that i abandoned and now can get nowhere ever again
why do we exist

>>37552649
End
>Realise I've missed my stop
>Shit gonna have to do some more walking
>Finally get within a good distance of home
>It's gotten a bit brighter hasn't it?
>Turns out I spent a good 5 hours getting home
>Least I got to see the sun come up for the first time
>Finally get inside and collapse on bed
>Wake up about 20 hours later
>Head off to shower
>Just trying not to think
>Sister got home and is having breakfast
>Tells me she's sorry she was out late but is angry I obviously didn't eat the night before as there are no dirty dishes out (have Anorexia so she's supposed to police me while parents are gone)
>Decide to plug phone in charger
>11 missed calls and 43 messages all from M
>Can't even bring myself to read them and just delete them along with voice mails.
>Just text him "I'm sorry"
>Realise I have a shift in a few hours
>It's the shift I always have with him, the one I always look forward too.
>Call into work and say I'm sick and can't come in.
>Fast forward a few weeks have heard nothing and done nothing
>Finishing shift at work
>"Anon wait up"
>Turn around
>It's woman from work holding a jumper
>My jumper
>My jumper I left behind
>She says "M brought it in a few weeks ago and said he was with you but you forgot it silly, he told me to give it to you next time your in because he can't anymore"
>Nod silently and take it
>Go home and sob into pillow all night

I'm sorry Matt I was such an idiot.

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>>37552855
Damn it I want this to be fake just to get (You)s so bad.

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>>37552855
The curse of dumbness

>>37553165
Anon wasn't being dumb, he is afraid of being emotionally vulnerable.

>>37552855
I feel you fampai I'm so sorry to hear about what happened

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>I have a straight friend that I want to Fuck
>lol, just get him drunk and rape him
You people fucking disgust me. Faggots are truly the degenerates of the world and must be wiped out for the betterment of man.

>>37553243
Anon was a mentally ill favgot.

>>37552855
Fampai I know your sad and this might sound insincere but can you give me tips on how to make him feel comfortable and ease him into the situation so maybe I have a shot you and him seem to have the same mind set so maybe you can help

>>37553437
Don't worry I've grown a bit more since this all happened. Is he actually coming over? And are you certain he might be interested in you? I didn't know I was bi at the time so idk just be patient with him. Is he just there to hang out or is he staying the night?

>>37553437
>>37553552
Also if you're inviting him over at night he'll have some kind of idea about what you want if he knows your interested in guys. Drop a discord or something if you want to talk more privately.

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Here's what you should do, OP.
>offer him some alcohol
>if he declines just drink it in front of him and lightly pressure him to drink
>once he starts put on a movie (can be any movie really, but it should be something that you both like)
>sit together on a couch
>slowly start to get closer and closer to him during the movie
>take it really slow so he doesn't feel uncomfortable, don't start wrapping your arms around him until he's eased into it
>just take it from there
Good luck, OP.

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>>37549957

This sounds almost identical to what happened with two of my best friends

>close group of friend for most of childhood/teen years
>one gay
>one manlet virgin, kind of fem but straight
>the rest normies
>gay starts falling in with virgin manlet friend
>asked me if its a good idea to confess his love to him
>I said no because virgin friend is already very anxious and confrontational
>it would make friendship weird
>he goes ahead and tries to essentially ask him to fuck
>obvious rejection
>gay friend heart broken
>friendship never quite the same since

I think you're doing the same thing my gay friend did, he was so lonely and attracted to him that he convinced himself that virgin friend was gay, even though it was painfully obvious that he wasn't.

>>37553719
>>37553437
I'd also recommend this method minus me having a panic it worked out well for him. Decide though if he wants to have sex it's not a failure if all you do is kiss or cuddle in fact it's probably easier on him.

>>37553552
He's staying the night but he's coming over to chill and hang out. He's really into vidya and he spends a few days over to play vidya with me

Just don't try and sex him this time and you should be fine.

>>37553758
Nah he's told me things that leads me to belive he's gay like how he wants to try out wearing girls clothes.

>>37553711
Do you have a kik? I don't have discord never had a need for one

>>37553875
crossdressing does not mean hes gonna be attracted to your fat neckbearded hairy ass. lots of straight guys crossdress infact..

OP, can you post a timestamped picture of your body? I want to see what you're going to be working with here.

>>37553902
I know but it's a start some gay guys crossdress also when he get high he gets really touchy (if you catch my drift)

>>37553898
>>37553875
>>37553902
If he's interested in wearing girls clothes he's curious at a bare minimum, I always liked the look of girls outfits and wished I could try them.

KIK is ConvergingWishes

>>37553902
funny thing is he doesn't realize most
femboys are male stacies and probably much worse meaning they go for Gay Chads.OPs crush is going to shoot him down by saying he's sees him as only a friend. I'm fucking calling it.

>>37553968
He's probably the farest thing from a stacie if I had to compare him to something I'd compare him to tomoko from watamote

>>37553968
I'm rooting for OP I don't think his friend is a gay Stacy

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>>37553931
do it please
originally 12345678910

Got any pics of him, OP?

Op it sounds like Matt likes you just explain to him you panicked and it won't happen again

>>37554058
Sadly I don't he's not very photogenic and I recently deleted the only photo I had of him (he found out I had it and begged me to delete it)

>>37554108
This is starting to feel like a bit of a LARP desu senpai.

>>37554108
post your bodyframe I want to see what were we're working with here.

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>tfw I did the same thing OP did
>tfw I have a cute femboy boyfriend now
Don't let your dreams be dreams, little buddy.

>>37554136
just fucking do it op
54257874367original

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>>37549957
>he's a cute femboy
How cute and feminine is "he"?

Give him something alcoholic to drink and don't say there's alcohol in it lol
Also, update if you fuck up, this could be funny

>>37554489
He's very feminine and I think he's cute

i need some advice anons, i have this friend that i meet at the palce where i do martial arts at
>he's 5'5''
>small body frame
>trims his body hair (when i asked him why he told me it bothers him)
>never had a gf
>gives me rides home after we finish training since my sister always takes my car
>he's really effeminate, the way he walks, the way he sits and stuff like that
he's 21 and i'll be 20 in 2 months now, we're both at the same uni, he's studying chem engineering and my chemistry exam is coming up on 21 and i was thinking of asking him to help me study but i don't know if i should make a move on him or no, he said he has a crush on some girl in his class but idk, i'm afraid he'll get creeped out by me if i try to make a move. He's also my only IRL friend so i don't want to fuck this up

>>37555035
Give it some time anon let him warm up to you first, don't go in too early or you'll ruin it

>>37555035
Don't go all out anon give him time maybe he'll learn to love you