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>october, 2010
>be me anon
>first day at the center
>i was brought in for anti social behavior and sexual deviance
>wake up to my handler ripping my blanket off of me
>brought to shower, doused with delousing powder, the whole deal
>see some losers in the towel room, some clay for me to mold
>saunter over to the biggest guy there and ask what he is in here for
>"a-a to t-too many shit j-jugs"
>he is perfect
>"You wana be my second in command?", "I am forming a gang, see."
>the thick skulled mongoloid's face lights up
>"of course, i-i have never been in a gang!"
>lunch rolls around, me and my second in command sit at a table
>"hey shit bag, check out those goobs over there" i say
>"what about them" the moron quips
>"I am feeling a bit cold, go get me the vinyl trenchcoat the small one is wearing"
>my second in command criss crosses towards the table and rips the coat of of the manlet, gasps are heard around the room
>"bring me my coat, my gloid!"
>he drapes the trenchcoat over my heaving shoulders
>"what do we do now?"
>"We assemble the rest of the gang" i hiss
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I was place under evaluation once, op. No gangs though. Only there for a couple weeks. Only downside is I can't buy a gun anymore.
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>>37548701
>two weeks later
>two more members
>one with a gimp leg
>one with a colostomy bag
>"hey anon, what do we call ourselves?" my ass brained second squeels into my face
>"we are anon and the Junk Kids"
>get gimp leg to start rolling napkins into shurikens and hardining them with colostomy bag guys endless supply of shit
>my second in comand sharpens the hardened product against his adult braces
>in no time my gang has asembled 40 some shurikens
>more than enough to break free
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>not smuggling your own shuriken into the center
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>>37549026
>shurikens streaking towords the gaurds
>they are about to break formation
>colostomy bag guy delivers a head shot to the gate keeper
>gimpleg rolls outside and clears the area
>my second in command carries me through the gate
>colostomy guy takes a shotgun slug to the spine as he follows us
>man down
>we rush into the surrounding brush while hearing his screams
>the remaining center gaurds beat him into a fine mush
>"slow the gaurds down" i grunt as i pull the collar of my trenchcoat up
>the two retards take down 12 other gaurds in hand to hand combat as i slink into the darkness
>no center can hold anon
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nice story
absolutely /DEVILISH/
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>emerge from the other end of the woods
>see a bus stop
>stolen trenchcoat has a couple dollars in the hidden pocket
>normies waiting to get to work, wearing their business casual shit
>they look at me with awe
>walk into bus and pay my fare
>tip my sugegasa over my tired eyes
>head out of town
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>>37549987
>not wearing a tengai instead
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>>37550073
>tengai reporting in.
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>>37550151
>heh, nice hat normie, but the Edo period is long over
>throws dust bomb on the floor
>bus leave dennys dinner
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>not wearing great grandma's gardening hat while eviscerating the Chuds
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>>37548701
Good read OP, I kek' a hearty kek my friend.
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Op is such a gloid this story is probably real.
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>the two retards take down 12 other gaurds in hand to hand combat as i slink into the darkness
Shivers down my spine, friend.
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