>tfw for my 19th im going to mexico for drinking, drugs, and strippers
Not exaclty sure how i feel
>>37548057
Stay on your side of the FUCKING river.
That's how I feel. a la verga!
you're a normalfag.
original
>>37548057
Enjoy getting pickpocketed and enjoy the gonorrhea you will get from the disgusting Mexican prostitute. I hope you have fun when her mustache tickles your donger.
>>37548057
My cousin was murdered south of the border. Not even kidding. They took his organs and strung his corpse up to make it look like a suicide. Would never have gotten the body back if we didn't have relatives in the DEA.
But yeah, go to fucking Cartel Country and get intoxicated as a young, probably weak-looking white guy.
>>37548057
Enjoy getting diseases and kidnapping.
Oh and be sure to tell those mexishits to upload your beheading on liveleak.
>>37548057
Dont do it anon its sinful and also dangerous
>>37548282
That'll show you not to come to my country and steal my women.
>>37548057
Local Robot Becomes Newest Star of Los Zetas Hit Show
Don't listen to these replies. Come enjoy, pretty sure you'll have a good time.
Better watch out for the cartels. I've heard horror stories and becareful they might chop your head off
>>37548257
Better his wallet than his kidneys.
Just make sure people know you're going to Mexico. And enjoy. Tijuana is awesome, especially the cheap hookers