>get summoned to jury duty today >they haven't gotten

jury duty is hella inconvenient tho and they pay you like $2 per month and it costed me like $5 a day to travel there

i just wanted to stay home and enjoy neethood jury duty was invented by normies to subjugate all

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>>37547957
damn really? we get 15 a day starting the second day.

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>>37547562
I'm sorry, there's something about a literal autist making decisions in a jury that I just can't stop laughing at

>>37548052
I haven't been called up yet thankfully. Hopefully they get some other cuck instead and I can leave early tomorrow. It was quite interesting watching how it actually works in real life however.

>>37548083
If you get called up tell all the wagecucks there that you collect a portion of their paycheck to sit at home and post on 4chan about how you take a portion of the wagecucks paycheck to post on 4chan

>>37548140
If I get called up I'm going to say "sorry your honor I don't believe I can be fair and impartial in this trial due to X"
and then I get sent on my way and go back to shitposting while all the wagie ragies are stuck waiting.

>>37548200
I'm a wagie but I really like neets. I enjoy the neetposting on this board and have my filters set to put posts with the word "wagie" and "neet" at the top of my catalog. Thanks for what you're doing anon