>wake up >see this guy >"ohh anon, good morning,

>>37547220
>dey kold vor jo

>>37547220
His hair looks nice.
He looks like he has some sadistic tendences though.

>>37547220
My feet aren't nearly that beautiful. Am I a girl now? And who is this man?

Suck em grandpa. *unzips boner*

Hello Mr. David Lynch, your films are overrated trash

i like my feet cold please go if you aren't going to fuck my ass thx

>>37547220
>>37547380
>realize am grill now
>outburst of happiness causes me to jump up and give him a big hug
>realize I have no idea who this guy is and I've probably been drugged and am about to be sold to the highest bidder

>>37547220
Why is david lynch cutting my toenails?

>>37548087
>sold to highest bidder
Current fate is probably worse.

>>37548154
yeah, probably.
>tfw you will never be bought by a rich guy who treats his investments well