Just curious, have any of you robots ever paid someone you know

>>37546841
No because I'm not a loser.

Good luck in your scummy goals for 2017!

>>37546841
I usually don't like fatties but this gif looks cool.
Don't know what to tell you, I only clicked for the ass.

>>37546841
Yes. There's a psuedo-fembot friend I have and I've given her money for sexual stuff several times.

would pay my sister $20 I got from mowing lawns when I was younger for bjs.
It stopped when we got older though, and we don't speak about it.

>>37546841
I actually have a story for you OP
>Senior Year
>Last few weeks before graduation
>Wanted to fuck a friend of mine so bad but I knew she would never do it
>Sexual teenage angst for 4 years
>Decide fuck it, I have to convince her somehow
>Figure the only way is to pay her
>She would NEVER do that either
>Unless.exe
>What if I had an obscure fetish?
>Like a foot fetish?
>for over two weeks I purposely get caught staring at her feet
>She finally pulls me aside and confronts me about it
"Anon what the fuck is up with you and my feet? It's creepy."
>Have a complete meltdown about how beautiful her feet are
>Make up complete bullshit about having a foot fetish
>Beg her for a footjob, tell her I'll give her 500 dollars
>She is completely freaked out and runs away
>Completely fucked at this point
>I've lost a good friend and I'll never get to fuck her
>Don't talk for a week
>Graduation finally comes
>On the day of graduation she texts me to bring 500 dollars
>After graduation meet up with friends at a beach
>Wait til everyone leaves, it's just us two
"Did you bring the money"
>Show her
"Okay, let's go in the back of your car"
>Itshappening.ronpaul
>Asks me what to do
>Tell her to take her shoes and socks off
>No idea what the fuck I'm doing
>Start kissing her feet
>She tries to back out
>Beg her to stay
>Keep kissing her feet and rubbing her legs until I'm hard
>Take my cock out, place it between her feet
>Just going back and forth slowly while I rub her legs
>Somehow manage to cum
>Give her the money and she leaves

Really don't know what the fuck I was thinking, I didn't even ask her to take her tits out or anything like that. But at least my cum landed on her crotch.

>>37547277
did you talk to her afterwards?
Since she already went through with it once, you can probably pay her for more

>>37547332
Nah I tried texting her afterwards but she never responded. We haven't talked in years.

>>37546985
>friend
Kys normaIfag.

>>37546869
>not a loser
>posts on r9k

>>37547399
damn that sucks, at least you fulfilled your fetish once though if that's true.
For $500 though you got robbed. Could've fucked an escort in all 3 holes and finished on her feet for that much

>>37547442
The point of the story is it wasn't really his fetish. Are you mentally deficient?

>>37547464
He probably just misread, stop being mean
>>37547442
I know, I really regret it kek such a waste of money, but at least I got to put my penis in contact with a female

not even worth a (you) since I wasn't talking to you to begin with. I was simply saying he paid too much you dumb fuck

>>37547431
Hahaha all the real "robots" left for Wizardchan years ago. You didn't fall for the memes did you?

>>37546869
Look you faggot I dont want a gf thats gay.
But paying to cum inside a girl is not scummy.
In Europe its perfectly nature and you dont see elliot rogers going around fucking hookers and being all weird about women do you?
>Ever since I went to a hooker I stopped acting desperate around women.
Besides going on a date with a loaded gun is how you sperg out.
But whatever when I was fucking hookers I also was going to strip clubs and drinking with people...Was good time.
Now here in woods and no good time.
Only old married couples and shit family.
I LOVE LIVING IN THE CITY.

>>37547277
You could have gotten an attractive hooker for that much

>>37548024
Shh let the retards be retards.
Its like you assholes never had men around.

I can't even approach Stacy in the first place, where do you think I would get the courage to fucking ask her to fuck me for money?
Fuck outta here Chad.

>>37548063
>look for women who looks on drugs.
>ask what shes doing.
>"im tryna make some cash.
>cool got a place.
>go behind a dumpster and fuck her and get her to blow you for less then a dinner and a movie.
>most I spent on hookers was a hundy and thats because I cummed on her hair,

>>37548107
That really only works if you live in the ghetto, or some poor hood..If I did, I'd just approach a somewhat looking druggy chick, offer money and blow my load in her butt in an alley since they're already nearby.
I live in the suburbs though, & don't feel comfortable in the slightest cruising those urban areas looking for chicks so I can just end up getting shanked