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It's my 19th birthday today. I have no friends. I have never

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It's my 19th birthday today.
I have no friends.
I have never so much as held hands romantically.
I attend a shitty community college where i never interact with anyone and go straight back to my parents house when my classes are over.
I put lots of work into my school but i always produce mediocre results.
I have no talents, skills, or interesting hobbies.
I am currently off for the summer and do absolutely nothing but feel miserable for myself.
I am doing nothing but browsing 4chan today, just like every day.
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>>37544959
Happy birthday anon. Good luck out there.
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>>37544959
Well happy birthday anon, even if it isn't actually that happy.
I'm going to be 20 next month, the ride never ends, but at least you have porn and vidya.
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>>37544959
HAPPY FUCKING B DAY FUCKER.
Any way make more threads over the summer and my trip fag ass will reply as much as I can,
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>>37544959
>Birds trying to help a total stranger.

Happy birthday!

I'm 20 years older than you and it probably never gets much better but I wish you Luck, don't become me.

I'm a Wizard so here's my gift: ask for a drawing and I'll make one for you.

> Nothing sexual though, I'm a Wizard
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>>37545349
that's nice of you, but I'm such a failure i can't even think of something I would want drawn.
surprise me, would you please?
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>>37545434
I'm on it, just a moment.
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>>37544959
Happy birthday, Anon!! Here's a (You)! Oh my goddddddd
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>>37544959
Whether it's happy or not, everyone deserves to be celebrated on their birthday, even by strangers on the internet.

Here's to you, anon.

Here's a picture of my cat stuck in my dresser.
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>>37545434

I lied, here's something sexual. That will teach you for forcing an old man to think of something with the few neuroplasticity he has left.
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Thanks for the support guys
Because of you guys I'm not completely alone
>>37546427
I appreciate the image, as bizarre as it may be.
I would ask what your inspiration was, but that would take out some of the mystery, no?
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I turned 19 today too anon
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>>37546554

Inspired by a pic of two cats fucking, a third cat is angry and waiting for his turn.
The Mau cat is of course inspired by Smug Asuka, Pepe and Wojak are probably their ancestors in Egyptian Time.

I've had better days.
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>>37544959
Wishing a happy birthday anon bro
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>>37544959
you sound like me only im 20 now and college is over and im being forced to get a job

enjoy your time off while it lasts thats all i got to say
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Every time you move into a new situation try and start again. When you leave college pretend to be a new person, nobody will know any different.
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>>37544959
fuck OP I know this feel, school I do ok, no friends since mine left me a year or so back, even the ugly girls reject me (if I ever even get the motivation to want to be in a relationship).

I'm having a lot of trouble with focus and am always tired but I don't want to deal with anything. Do you ever know the feel where you can't take it anymore and you just want to get up and scream to get all the pain and shit out? I want to but I can't because everyone already thinks I'm retarded at my classes and I don't want to be known as even more of a retard. Fuck everyday gets harder.

Anyway, happy birthday OP. I really hope it gets better.
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>>37544959
That is a sad picture related. The seal looks like it's smiling. I wonder what it thought as its last thought, dying its eyes open like that. Was it shot to death? Animals usually die eyes closed if dying naturally.

Sounds like hell OP. These days it's pure hell for those who are not accepted, and do not have friends. As all the brainless shitheads, including teachers, tend to see it the way that the rejected one is the bad guy, an unsociable person. There should be a SEVERE PUNISHMENT for such idiotism, esp. coming from the teachers. It's unfuckingbelievably selfish thing to do, to put the blame on the rejected one, just so that you can remain accepted by the rejecting majority yourself. Just do not care about the shitheads, as they are the ones who are doing wrong, not you. And if you are specifically interested in something, you can concentrate into studying that topic, even if you did not have any specific talents. Your knowledge on that topic might become your specialty and lead to success.
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>>37548449
google image searched that pic and the original seal is dead

thought it looked weird and i realised somebody shopped a live seal face onto the dead one

got me good
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>>37544959
Happy birthday OP, i spent my 19th birthday alone in my dorm
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Damn ur exactly like me anono but i like mma, practice brazillian jiu jitsu, and watch anime. I'd recommend geting one of those as a hobby. Anime has a ton of interesting shows(death note, gurren lagann, gintama, naruto, baki the grappler) and mma just makes you cool and tough. Dont worry if u lose alot in training itll be almost impossible to catch up to the people who have been training before you anyway so think of it like that. Happy birthday. Hope you feel better ;)
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>>37544959
I wish I was you OP. Wageslave here
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>>37548449
I think you might be misunderstanding me no one really treats me bad, nor have i been seriously bullied, but i never had more of a relationship with someone other than a friendly acquaintance with a few sentences here and there.
it probably sounds really pathetic but i think I'm an extroverted robot, i am happy for any opportunity to interact with my peers, but no one seems to want me around for long.
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