ITT: autistic shit only you do >read posts im making outloud

>something bad/unexpected happens
>say NANI? in a quiet voice

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>Close my eyes when flashbanged in CsGo

>spread out my ass cheeks before sitting on the pooper.

>Only drink with a straw. I hate the wet stuff hitting my lip. icky sticky.

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>>37544131
>spread out my ass cheeks before sitting on the pooper

okay to be fair that one's completely viable because if you just sit on there cheeks firmly pressed together you'll have to wipe out your whole fuckin buttcrack, fuck doing that shit

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>>37544131
>Close my eyes when flashbanged in CsGo
>spread out my ass cheeks before sitting on the pooper.
these but also
>duck when taking fire
>feather the imaginary pedal when drifting
>was glass before use even if i just had water and want more

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>>37544161
I like to feel my taint stretch

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whenever i get into a movie i have to tap the syllables of the actors' lines with my foot after they say it. It can get really distracting when i have to catch up with what they are saying

>>37544131
the only one i dont do is close my eyes while my teammates flahsbang me in csgo
steam ID? i need someone for operation hydra

>Have fictional conversation with real people in my head
>almost always get visibly frustrated or mad
>accidently make people near me think that I am actually mad at them

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>>37543920
This drives me fucking mental:

>Minutes, hours or even days before talking to someone, I think of what I'll say, what they'd say and how I will respond to make sure I get what I want/get my point across. It's not the kind of thing that you think of every hour, it will be non-stop till I talk to them.
>When I talk to them nothing happens that would require any thought, it plays out just fine.

>>37545036
this is me except its combining with intense anxiety

>highlight posts as I read them to keep my place
surely I'm not the only one ?

>>37544970
I was just wondering last night if anyone else did this.

>>37544299
Ive heard people overcoming stuttering problems by tapping their syllables as they speak

>>37543920
>Type out the words i'm reading like there's an invisible keyboard on my lap.

>when listening to electronic music, at the part of the drop, when I'm alone, I do that thing where you jump to the beat and put your hands in the air

>>37545036
Yep I do that. But for me sometimes I think of something they actually say and I feel accomplished.

>>37543920
I stare as many strangers in the eye as I can until they look away.

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>do army walk when walking, pretend i'm a nazi soldier marching into france
>hum german marching songs

>tap my fingers on the desk like I'm playing drums
>sit in my chair with my legs up like this -> _|\|

After shampooing my hair in the shower when I turn the water back on it starts off really cold, so I tense up all my muscles and do a silent super saiyan transformation until the water becomes hot again

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>>37545036
Do we have schizophrenia?