I WANT A CUTE YANDERE WEEB GIRLFRIEND WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND

>>37543716
Its easy to find one anon its hard to find an attractive one. It just sucks if they arent attractive

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>>37543716
>pedophiles who think their urges are in anyway normal

>>37543749
As long as she isn't obese i'll be fine.

>>37543763
Oh then its easy. Join an anime club in uni or find one online

>>37543789
I don't go to uni since I have a job. Plus wouldn't most girls in anime clubs have boyfriends?

>>37543807
Not from my experience. If they do its pretty easy to be the better option and have them fall for you instead.

>>37543837
Damn where my chances are down since there aren't any anime clubs here.

>>37543853
Where do you live anon? Im sure theres some meetup group thingy somewhere

>>37543862
I live in vegas but I would feel weird going to these anime clubs with 18year olds when I'm 26

>>37543876
Nah 26 is still fine. There should be lots in vegas

>>37543921
Wouldn't I seem like the weird creepy dude that's famous for being the weird creepy dude?

>>37543947
Nah theres usually people of all ages. Last time I went I was the youngest by like 3 years and im 19

>>37543998
Well I don't have any anime clubs so rip. Even if I did wouldn't be weird to just show up alone?

>tfw yandere as fuck
>tfw no one gives you time to build my obsession and expects me to be full tilt the moment we meet

What the fuck do you faggots expect? If I don't know you at all why the fuck would I be obsessing over you?

>>37543754
but it is

what isnt normal is desiring after used goods

>>37544029
>tfw I met a couple yanderes
>tfw they ghost me a day after we meet

What hte fuck do you faggots expect? If the yandere runs away why the fuck would I obsess over you?

>>37544018
If I can show up alone then you can too. Id go with you man but im from socal so rip

>>37544029

Be my gf, im tsuntsun af.

>>37544029
I can make you obsessed with me desu

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>>37544029
Are there any attributes a guy has to display for you to get obsessive about him?

>>37544099
>>37544100
>>37544110
And now the beta orbiters come pouring in because a "girl" posted but if she didn't you faggots wouldn't even post so fuck off.

>>37544099
>>37544100
And so it begins. The age of men is over

>>37544110
Yo bro sauce on that manga

>>37544085
Well guess I'm fucked.
original

>>37543716
I'm all of those things but I already love my bf forever.

>>37544070
I cant speak for others but I'm looking for very specific traits and when I find someone that has them the tick starts ticking and I get really obsessive. If I don't find those traits I fuck off. I don't ghost people though. I just say "hey, you don't really do it for me." I never explain what I'm looking for though because people try to fake it which just makes it all really awkward.

>>37544099
I'm a guy anon.

>>37544100
See above.

>>37544110
Yes. I've identified some of them but other times I will obsess over a guy or gal and I just don't know why. Those are the ones that fuck me up the most because since I don't know what "did it" for me I don't know how to distract myself. I just know something is missing and they can offer it which just keep pulling me back to them.

>>37544151
Anon you cant look that out of place or look so creepy that people would avoid you at an event where 99% are weirdos

>>37544173
Yeah that's true.

>>37544182
I have acne scars on my face with a huge mole and I'm fat.

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>>37544139
It's witchcraft works. Yandere isn't the focus of the show though but it has it's moments.
>>37544173
>Yes. I've identified some of them
Can you name them?

>>37543716
>Fetishizing mental illness.
Maybe this is why they don't want you desu

Been there, done that. Used to get fucked up panic attacks when my s.o wouldn't talk to me after 30 minutes or so.

"Yanderes" dont exist in the real world. There's no qt who's gonna love you unconditionally and do a ton of batshit stuff to prove that.

If you want a batshit bf/gf, you have to deal with /all/ the batshit, and I feel sorry for anyone thats in a relationship with something like that

t. anon with bpd who's ex constantly drew comparisons with me and that pink haired anime bitch.

>>37544247
Want to be my girlfriend? I wouldn't mine being together and talk to you every 30mins. I wouldn't compare you to some anime character since 3D and 2D are different.

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>normies say you wouldn't want one
>they will make you lose all your friends, and social life
>no time to do anything since every second has to be with her
>tfw no friends or life
Normies you have to come up with better reasons.

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>there are people who unironically want a yandere gf

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>>37544280
Im a guy though, anon.
This kinda fucking thirst, asking someone online, when you don't even know their fucking gender, is maybe why you wouldn't be compatible with one, either.

When and if you find your qtp2t unicorn of a yandere, they'll wanna feel special

Asking some autist on r9k to be your GF just because they post in one of these threads, and then wind up being a dude, isn't how you make someone feel "special" and "appreciated"

Exactly what my post was about. You're fetishizing mental illness without knowing a damn thing about that person.

>>37544337
But I heard most girls pretend to be guys online so they don't get discovered and hit on constantly.

>>37544212
Well sure since I don't expect to ever meet any of you. I'm looking for someone that doesn't necessarily take care of themselves. This is because I love to cook and clean and I would rather not have to badger them until they give up and just let me cook their meals for them. This is a minor one but significantly helps. I want someone on the controly side I like boundaries and rules. My ideal would be full blown they tell me what to wear what I can say all that good stuff but I don't need it. I just need someone that cares enough to set basic relationship boundaries. Guys and gals that just don't care what I do bore me completely and even If I've started obsessing about them it will completely kill it. Looks wise I cant say that I care at all for looks. I don't think its ever been a factor in who I get attached to. But I don't know if that's because I only get attached to people I find attractive or not. I also like ticks and mannerisms. This I can count. So if say a guy has a specific stretch he does when working I really like that because I can count how many times a day hes done it. The biggest one though which is weird considering I'm a yandere is attention. I need their focus on me and I need praising. I go a little crazy without it. Its like a feedback loop in my mind. I do things to make their life easier and to make them happy. If they don't acknowledge that I one up myself and just keep doing more and more and more. If I still don't get it and cant think of anything else I could do I kinda break. Nothing violent or killy just shut down as utter despair sets in about how they must hate me now. I say its weird because to be honest my best match would be another yandere that is obsessed with me just because of the attention thing.

>>37544311
>they will make you lose all your friends, and social life

Whats funny is its the opposite for me. Once I have someone to obsess over I disregard my friends and family. All I need is them.

tfw no clingy, obsessive, jealous, insecure, dependent personality disorder, possessive, hypersexual, affectionate yandere gf

PLEASE GOD

>>37544355
I am a male (male) with a penis that has never had any question about my gender.

The shits fucked. I can't maintain any relationships I get into because "im too controlling" and they "want friends"

You cant handle that because you hit on anons on the internet constantly, and those habits won't ever change.


Also, I can't imagine any "yandere" (as this board describes us), wanting to be with someone from 4chan

I dont like my S.O's looking at porn, and this board is way too full of that shit anyway.

>>37544416
I woudn't mind if my gf browsed 4chan heck we can even shitpost together. But I digress since I doubt I will ever get a gf I'm to ugly.

>>37543716
you probably don't want me. it's not just "uguu let's spend time together!! let's get married!" most of us are willing to do anything for our s/o, including manipulation and threats. we're toxic and harmful. and the obsession takes time. i can't just instantly love you when you first say "hi." you have to be a certain type. you have to have traits, everyone has their taste. some of us don't even know our type. no one understands this shit. it's not easy, and it's not fun. but no ones going to care about this. oh well.

>>37544445
How about we try our luck and see if we are a match?

>>37544445
location
interests
and gender

>>37544465
funny. but fuck it. post discord.
>>37544474
vidya, art, weeb shit. female(female) but i'm a boring ass person to talk to

>>37544434
Thats because you don't have to deal with the mental illness that most people who you faggots identify as "yandere" do.

>>37544445
Thisx1000

Almost all my S.Os have either dumped me because I needed almost constant attention and tried to get them to stop talking to most of their friends.

I can say this with clarity right now, because I'm not in a relationship, and have next to no desire to be, but the shit is fucking awful for the people on the normie-end, and I can be manipulative/borderline-abusive.

Do I like that side of me? Hell to the motherFUCK no. But i try to keep it toned the fuck done with meds and psychedelics and shit.
Sidenote, I miss the old /yg/, before all these faggots turned it into hookup/GF-BF begging threads.

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What is people's obsession with Yandere? I just don't get it.

>>37544495
what vidya and location?

>>37544507
>Blank#7713

owned

>>37544541
eh. rpg maker games, sandbox games, indie games. nothing too interesting. i'm in the us.

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>>37544566
>US
GODFUCK

tfw no eu yandere gf
if such a thing even exists and our healthcare doesn't remove the mental illness before its too late

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>>37544524
Robots that don't have any experience with real people and don't have friends/family/gf/bf/ect, and think that someone will love them unconditionally just because they give some "batshit psycho qt", the time of day, mostly.

Or maybe im just salty that people only find those traits desirable in girls and anyone i find even remotely interested in me books it the second they find out.


>>37544566
Ay, my nigga
You like Mad Father or Yume Nikki?

>>37544586
us is a fuck. sorry i guess. it breeds the worst of people. or maybe it's a nuture thing.
>>37544593
yeah, i do. yume nikki is one of my favorites actually.

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>>37544610
God-tier fuckin taste, m'dude
Add up my discord lmoa
TOFUBOI#3164

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>>37544556
Fuck it if any weeb yandere girls are here they can add me.