Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya? HOW TOUGH AM

>>37543371
I went outside for 5 WHOLE MINUTES before running back in.

>>37543371
I fapped in my room while my parents and sister were home WITH THE DOOR UNLOCKED

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>>37543393
>>37543475
Listen kid. I think you'd be more comfortable over at that place (pic related)

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>>37543371
I have lived with crippling depression for ten years!

>>37543371
HOW TOUGH AM I ??? i completley turned my fucking life around and had the strenght to leave this shit hole for a while while climbing the ladder in the IT world with NO CERTIFICATION OR COLLEGE how tough are you faggo ??

>I'll have you know, I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden last week and I only cried for 20 minutes!

I DID SOMETHING THAT UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES WOULDN'T BE CONSIDERED TOUGH BUT I'LL SAY IT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!

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>>37543539
>>37543571
>>37543594
*Points over at pic related*

>>37543371
I have 10,000 karma on reddit.

>>37543371
My dad found the doo doo drawer and I didn't end it.

I became a passable trap and didn't sell my body for money desu

I deliberately don't reply to "reply or your mother will die in her sleep" threads

I fucking hate traps

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I'll just let my dubs do the talking