Chad here
>Girlfriend wants to fuck me
>Girlfriend's friends want to fuck me
>Beta guy's mom wants to fuck me
>Sister wants to fuck me
>Mom wants to fuck me
>Female cousins want to fuck me
>Aunt wants to fuck me
>Pet dog probably wants to fuck me
>Gay guy in friend group wants to fuck me
>Brainy daughter from the future made a time machine purely to fuck me
Anyone else know this feel?
yea but it really does bother me that gay dudes will try to flirt with me
>>37542973
Yes, except I'm a grill.
>>37542992
>Supposed fembot wants to fuck me
tfw I can't even get a moment's peace because some woman always wants my dick
>>37542973
how big is your dick chad? Original comentoo
>>37543306
proper post
>>37542973
I know it except one problem
>be chad
>girls call me an 8-8.5/10
>men call me attractive
>the ones who call me ugly are jealous of me
>my oneitis doesn't talk to me despite this
>>37542973
funfact, that chad thundercock's name is actually jay gould and he's now a multi-millionaire entrepreneur
>>37544767
You're not ugly but you look extremely beta and definitely not chad-like
>>37544767
>Chad
You're below average, I don't know what girls told you otherwise. And honestly, you look like a little beta bitch. Shave that shit off your chin, clean your eyebrows, take showers because you don't look like you bathe, and learn to dress.
>>37544767
>be chad
lol no
>>37544767
Ohohoho, SHIT.
Getta load of thisfuckinguy.
>>37542973
>>Sister wants to fuck me
I know this feel