>Oh heh Anomm...wut? Oh juf uh bwuffin muh teef...hng om...

>Going to movie theaters
Who's the girl again?

>>37539305
>tfw no girl will ever do this to me
feels bad man

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>>37539305
>bf orders you to suck his dick even during a phone call
What a man

>>37539914
Blow you while she's on the phone with her beta orbiter or talk to you on the phone while blowing some guy?

>>37539998
the latter, im fucked in the head i know

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>>37539305

This is one of my biggest turn-ons.
I know that it would probably be shit to have happen irl, but dammit man I hard af thinking about hearing my (non-existent) gf suck cock on the phone while trying to cover it up.

>LITERALLY happened to me

I don't think I've called a girl since.

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>>37539987
h-hot!!!

>Tfw

>>37540431
Story time plz.

Oregano

>>37539987
I once fingered my exgf while she was on the phone with her parents. That was pretty cool.

>>37540485
>16-17 or so
>asked the really cute but mentally fucked up closet slutty girl for her number (didn't know)
>got it
>maybeicangetlaid.gif
>call her
>conversation starts kinda normal but slowly progresses to her mumbling like she has a hotdog lodged in her throat
>get an idea of whats going on and just hang up
>don't talk to her again

pretty straightforward and boring story.