>7 years shut in hikki >got childhood friends back >all

>implying it'll be that easy and you'll have any success

Enjoy crawling back to your old habits my dude!

>>37538939
Don't blow it then you fuck. Wish you the best

>>37538939
Good for you, why put us down though?

We'll be here when you come crying back

we all know that in the end, you will be crawling back just like you always do

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>>37538939
This might be the part where you ascend into a normie, but remember, once you escape robothood, there's no coming back, so you can descend to a cyborg at best, should you regret your decision to become a normalfag.

Godspeed anon, just don't mess it up for fuck's sake.

it seems that getting a girlfriend is the biggest achievement in a 4channers life

>>37539445

Makes sense, it's literally the biological reason to exist. To fuck.

Your mind is programmed like that.

>>37539486
>beep boop I must follow my programing!

Wow, you couldn't be more of a normgroid if you tried.

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>>37539486

OH FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_wGLZmwZ8o

Bread theme

FUCK ALL OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT 4CHAN IS FUCKING CANCER JUST A BUNCH OF RACIST BIGOTED AUTISTIC PIECES OF SHIT THAT DESERVE TO DIE

YOU NEVER HADA GIRLFRIED NOR A FRIEND OF ANY KIND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DONT AVE JOBS YOU DONT DO SHUIT IN YOUR LIFE YOU JUST SPEND YOU +R RHWOLE FUCKING DAY JUST EATING SHIT ON 4CHAN lololol ayy lmao

>>37539486
its just like, its a part of life, something you have to do to be an adult, normal people accomplish this when they are 14-15 but when youve missed that opportunity into your 20s and failed to progress you just become unable to move on until you take care of basic shit

they're just going to end up cutting you off but good luck anon

>>37539602

i love 4chan eheh

How did you get your friends back?

>>37539688

BY ENSLAVING THEM AND THEN RAPING THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS JUST TO REMIND THEM THAT I AM THE ACTUAL GOD

>>37538939
Have hope, anon. You have been given a chance that few robots get. Good luck

>>37539748

thats because you're a piece of shit that cant talk to girls not even over the fucking internet oh my fucking god whyyy are you so miserable

>>37539688

I contacted them.
They were all willing and understanding of my situation, something I must admit I did not expect.

Yes, I know, lucky son of a bitch. Maybe I was never a "true" robot. Just a failed normie as they say here. True robots don't have friends at all. They're too awkward or autistic (by the 4chan definition) for that.