>practice gf found the self-improvement journal where i described our relationship as "having to walk through weeds before finding that unique, rare flower"
>>37538817
>grandpa found the cum cave
>>37538817
Rip you dumb fucking nigger
>>37538817
harvest her
>>37538817
>captain found the fuck Ferengi
Brother told my mom about my piss bottles last year. shits still not the same.
im 29 and alone
>Ancestor found the portal to damnable antedeluvian evil
>>37538943
Just get on your bike and ride into the sunset, lad.
>>37538976
>implying i can afford a bike
shit i lost my part time Little Caesars job, i literally couldnt afford a bus ride. shits like $2.50
theres nowhere for me to go but down at this point and im already lower then ive been in my life.
Father found the cum homomunculus
>>37539105
even worse is when your dad finds out you banged his mom at brads wedding when everyone got fucked up on booze and drugs...
fucking brad...
>>37539105
cum homunculus will never be topped
>>37538817
fucking kek
oregano toast
the whole "practice bf/gf" thing put me off forming relations, any kind, with the opposite sex. It's not from this board, but rather the realization I had in HS that the vast majority of relationships are "practice for the real thing" as some female classmates put it.
>gf dug up the dung dungeon, drugged the dope doppelganger, gunned down the groper-pope, and rung the grunge-dragon's bellend
>>37540469
i like this picture. is this the first cuckhold porn ever produced?
>>37538906
>you will never have Oo-max for free