>"OHHHH ANONNN!! Lizzie told me you're a virgin!!

>>37535836
Yeah, but why do you wanna know?

y-y-y-yes, with a squeaky voice

Yes.
Fix it or GTFO

My face contorts. My mouth is visibly being forced shut by my own anger. I turn to her and reply, with malice, "Don't concern yourself with such material things, whore. If you continue to mock my social failings then I will have no choice but to enter your tiny, petty material world and invade your space in the form of forced physical intimacy, thus fulfilling this social construct known as 'losing virginity'. Good day."

Maybe one of your friends (not you you're ugly and have lesbian hair lol) should help fix that

why is a 'female' talking to me?

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>>37536028
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>physical cringe

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>>37535836
from this picture, it looks like a screencapture. now why would an anon be looking at a picture of a girl with a diamond ring? are you getting married anon? reee gtfo