How do you hide your virginity? I whistle an upbeat tune every

10/10 oh my fuck origami

i just introduce myself with "hey im anon and im not a virgin" to clear any misunderstandings.

I sit with my legs spread and lean on my back. I also make eye contact with people until they stop staring unless it drags for too long. I pee right in the water, making the strongest splashing sound, and I fart whenever I feel like, to show how comfortable and confident I am.

>>37535693
I sometimes go "Ahhhh..." while pissing or expel any flatulence I may have to be as alpha as possible when pissing. Even when I use the bathroom at the airport next to a bunch of arabs.

>>37535693
I don't look downwards whenever I walk outside.

you know whats worse than being a virgin, being a mid 20's and having sex only around 7 times with 3 different girls

>>37536765
thanks for bumping my thread. i have to say this is my best and most original shitpost

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>>37536792
so you don't mean it? you are just here to waste time anon

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>>37536890
wait, are you telling me that this entire board is not satire?

>>37535693
I like this tune. You could even sing some lyrics.

https://youtu.be/AjUWmRPpJyY

When people are talking about sex, I like to say "haha yeah." Sometimes clap or whatever or give a back pat. There's some camaraderie when men talk about sex. It's like a pack thing. You gotta fit into it.

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>>37535693
>be around group of normies
hahaa yeahh my dudeski GIRLS cant live with em cant live without em am I right?

I've sort of meta'd the system.

When people ask if I'm a virgin, I confidently and cooly say "yeah, of course. definitely someone like me is still a virgin." They'll think I'm joking. But there's no hesitance in the truth - thus making me pull it off easily.

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>>37537634
>when people ask if I'm a virgin
protip it is not normal for people to ask if you are a virgin, if they do it is because they can smell your loneliness

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This image should give you insight into acting less virginy

>>37537711
They're probably just projecting their own loneliness.

I practice the Chad walk every day in front of my wardrobe mirror. I think I've got it down to an art

>>37537253
This one time I was with a group of people who were talking about how apparently the girl's clothes always come off before the dude's.

I didn't understand, but I felt like I had to show them I was normal so I basically shouted "Haha! Yeah! I hear that!! If that wasn't the case I would still be a virgin!!!!" I had been completely silent up until this point, and everyone turned to look at me, a few people nervously laughed and someone changed the subject.

Whatever you do don't say a woman's pussy tastes like a penny. That's the 100% telltale sign you're a virgin