Why dont girls like this exist?

>>37534090
This looks exactly like my GF.

Feelsgoodman

>>37534091

don't lie

>>37534090
I had a tom boy GF when I was in high school. It was pretty nice. We'd just play basketball together, skate together, ride dirt bikes together, all while hooking up when we could. It was a lot like having a bro who you could fuck without the homo. We broke up and she came out as a lesbian a couple of years later, which wasn't surprising.

>>37534093

What a bummer.

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>match 8/10 tomboy on tinder
>hottest girl ive ever met
>she leaves for LA on that week
>hangout a couple times
>end up fucking the night she left back to LA
>later found out she fucked like 4 other people the month she was here
>basically shes a nymphomaniac
>she made me feel special
>asked me to drive down to LA to fuck around again
>i feel empty
>tfw no tomboy gf who isint a hoe

>tfw have fuckbuddy that I'm trying to turn into a tomboy and she has the personality for it but not the body or genetics
I don't know how long I'm going to keep this up before I admit defeat and quit.

>>37534090

>having sex for 8 hours straight instead of sleeping

not sure i want to have a tomboy gf tbqh

>>37534095
I'd love to fuck an 8/10, I'm 30 and best I've done is maybe 6/10 and currently I'm stuck in an endless cycle of 4/10s. Realize your victories anon, not everyone is so fortunate.

Tomboys are 90% of the time just girls who never matured mentally past puberty so functionally they're a little iffy and don't realize they aren't a boy. Now, don't get it confused with autism, but the behaviors are similar but the body type is totally different.

I know like one tomboy and she's 6'1 lol. I haven't texted her in two days but I kind of want to bone her.

>>37534091
>implying you have a gf

>>37534090

So I can get sad when I find out they're a lesbian

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>>37534098

I guess a gold nugget still has worth even if its covered in shit. This is what i get for using tinder. Im starting to think i shouldn't of done it man, who knows maybe later ill be happy about it. Why not just stick with the 6/10 and produce a healthy and loving relationship?

>>37534093
same, dated two girls like this, both became lesbos after highschool.

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Because, like most anime girl archetypes, this is representative of an idealized vision of what a tomboy is like.

Society today can't even handle the idea of one, most of them are told they're probably fucking dykes or trannies or some shit like that.

They exist in a perfect world, and we do not.

>tfw no tomboy childhood friend

They're lesbians. Trust me.

T.Lesbian.

>>37534102
Well when she was the one who broke it off to be with a disgusting 300lb neckbeard instead, I can only conclude that her IQ was fatally lacking to begin with. Plus she's starting to get fat.

It was some great sex while it lasted though.

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>>37534104
>They exist in a perfect world, and we do not.

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>>37534105
>T.Lesbian.
you will die by the sword.

>>37534105

Not all of them.

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>>37534090
Whoever wrote that post has the ultimate autismo

>>37534090
Because now any girl that would have been a tomboy before decides they are some sort of tumblr non binary bullshit and destroys themself instead

>>37534108
Well said brother

>>37534105
Only because of this neoliberal ideology of slotting everyone into a little fucking box where any girl who likes sports and played with trucks instead of dolls is an omnigender pandirectional lesbiqueer instead of just a girl who likes boyish shit

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>>37534111
>Because now any girl that would have been a tomboy before decides they are some sort of tumblr non binary bullshit and destroys themself instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vroRefQS2c
It hurts, breh.

>>37534090

Lol at this needy bullshit

Just find someone who you really enjoy fucking and won't cheat on you.

>>37534114

Nooooooooooooooooooooo, not real tomboys. Those are kids with mental issues.

>>37534115
>and won't cheat on you

If we're looking for unicorns we may as well go big and look for ones with wings my man

>>37534116
Mental issues forced upon them by today's culture telling them that's what kind of special snowflake they are and that it's something hip and trendy to be

>>37534090
basically you want a guy.

>I want a bro I can fuck

They do. Join a co-ed sports club.

>>37534115
>won't cheat on you.
How's 7th grade treating you?

>>37534091
unironically mine too breh

>>37534117
Kek, I'm going to use that next time this shit comes up in conversation

Why are women such cheating whores?

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>>37534117

Science is the key.

>>37534098
>Tfw currently banging a 9/10 while my 8.5/10 ex gf begs me every night to fuck her brains out one last time

>>37534122
>>37534117

We get it. Women have cheated on you before, so now ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES THAT CHEAT FUCKING BITCHES

Lol.

>>37534128

85% of women are whores.

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>>37534117
That's a Pegasus though.

>>37534129

100% if you're not over 6'0, with a +7inch dick and money.

>>37534131

5'11
7in
poor

>>37534130
A pegasus is just the wings

>>37534132
5'11 1/2
6.99in
middle class

If I wanted to date a guy, I would, but I'm not gay. Give me the delicate girly girl who likes dresses, cooking, sewing, and kids.

>friend group used to have a tomboy in it
>after several months of having fun, she throws a tantrum one night
>"I've been hanging out with your guys for months now! I'm one of the guys! Why are all of you interested in every girl but me?! You guys don't even look at my like the other girls!"
>awkward silence for a few minutes
>"Because you're one of the guys"

Nobody's heard from her since. Only low-test beta males want tomboys.

>>37534134
>6.99in
Just round up to 7 inches you twonk.

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>>37534135
so none of you faggots fucked her?

>>37534135

You mean you didnt call her up and tell her that you wanted to make sweet love to her after you left the band of the hawk?

>>37534135

Poor girl, you're a beta if you dont pick her up and fuck her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4xkqrUCp3k

>>37534138
>>37534139
Nah bruh, she was one of the guys. That's gay. Only beta-males (overly feminized males) lust after tomboys (overly masculinized women).

We were too busy fucking actual women.

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>>37534141

A real man fucks his bros to show alphaness.

>>37534133
what is the difference between a horned pegasus and a winged unicorn?

>>37534142
A real man fucks women who are actually women. Not women pretending to be a guy.

>>37534141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRIFeXjsupo

>>37534141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3_RrVcAUWQ

>>37534144

Unless shes a 5/10 you're a fag. Go give her some love and quit pretending.

>>37534147
Nah, I've got me a girl who likes to cook, clean, suck dick, and wants to be a stay at home mom. You can have your confused abomination.

>>37534148

I wonder what you think about female olympic athletes? Ehhhh different strokes for different folks. It would be kinda funny if you came home and she was fucking your gf.

>>37534130
lol I got the joke

>>37534149
>I wonder what you think about female olympic athletes?
Women can partake in sports, who says they can't? Staying healthy is something everyone should strive for. As long as they act feminine off the field, and not like "one of the guys" like tomboys do.

>you came home and she was fucking your gf
My girl is disgusted by lesbians. She also knows to have dinner ready, and her mouth ready for cock the second I walk through the door.

>>37534090
That pic is so autistic lmao

>>37534090
source on the hentai

>>37534090
That's not even a description, it's just a list of some things people do when they're in a relationships, even at that, you failed OP.

>>37534134
>6.99

Lol

>>37534153
Naruto

>>37534090
God damnit, that made me tear up a little. I'm so lonely and I know that I'm probably destined to end up settling for some whale who has probably nailed half the town unless I want to end up alone.

>>37534095
>who isn't a hoe

Welcome to the real world.
Women are whores.

>>37534090

tomboys are basically guys but they are cute and you can get lovey dovey with them.