Everyone treats you as if you don't belong in this world.

>>37527215
Is this a Lain reference? Haven't seen it. But I'll answer as if it's not.

I've gotten plenty of chances in this world. My life has been filled to the brim with opportunity and people who love and support me. As of yet, I've just wasted it all. Happiness comes from within, anyway, so I don't see how this other world would show it.

tl;dr I'm a failure for no reason, certainly no external reason

>>37527215
I don't understand. How can this be?

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>>37527313
The goal of the LFE system is to give you as many good memories as possible.
>>37527361
Your EID can be saved from this dying system and transported to LFE.

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>>37527427
What do you mean by saved?

>>37527215
S H E K E L S
H
E
K
E
L
S

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>>37527604
This System which is also known as Life is pretty much messing up the entirety of systemspace, we've tried countless times to fix it but at this point our only option is to unlink Life. Unlinking life will cause every soul that didn't register with our program to undergo a soulshatter. A soul shatter is where their soul pretty much becomes lost after they die.

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If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.

If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

>>37527427
You fucking bastard now i'll have to watch Lain. FUCK YOU. I ANSWERED SERIOUSLY AS IF IT WASN'T AN ANIME REFERENCE

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>>37527810
Are you interested in the world of LFE? I would love it if you decided to sign up

Daily reminder that Lain was a normie

>>37527961
i am interested in LFE, how can i sign up.

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>>37528044
https://systemspace.link/

This is the link to our website. Get a pencil and a piece of paper ready if you're signing up

>>37528155
>https://systemspace.link/
That's kinda cool. Reminds me of 90s sites.

>>37528155
I'm interested too I'm checking that link out rn.

stop recruiting vulnerable robots to your suicide cult

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>>37528207
Haha yeah I really enjoy the aesthetic of the website too

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>>37528262
The Tsuki Project is not a suicide cult. We want our registrants to live the longest and healthiest lives before they join LFE.

>>37527215
I thought the deadline was a static date in June. It's a predicted date in July (the first)?

I wasn't aware there was limited allotment either.

Shame I did not decide to sign up the classic way like a cool kid.

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>>37528405
Risen has granted us some extra aurora so now we can accept more applicants than we previously thought.

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i just registered

will i die now

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>>37528450
No silly you won't die. Hopefully you can live a long life then join the LFE program. You will experience the LFE program after death

>>37527961
You fuck. I will never forgive for this. On this day you've made an enemy for yourself and everything you stand for. Every movement I make will be for the sole purpose of realizing this goal as efficiently as possible. I'll be fucking damned if I ever respond to post seriously again.

>>37527983
lain wasn't a normie you fucking donger
>doesn't interact properly with the few people she interacts with
>obsessed with computers
do you need me to spell it out for you you MOTHERFUCKING DONGER

Systemspace thread, feels good.
I'm thinking I should E-Mail TSUKI or something, I registered a month ago but still haven't gotten my EID.

The SystemSpace boards are super comfy though.

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>>37528434


I didn't expect to see you again. Have you continued posting (almost) daily? Your threads aren't always the most noticeable.

What are the 'gates' mentioned at the top of the page? They are listed as 'closed'.

Are there any benefits to being an r9k/4ch participant over the site? I know you used to accept drawings with the text line.

Any notable differences between sign-up methods? Do you accept traditional submissions?

The site looks nice, by the way. I noticed the music you borrowed. I haven't played Mabinogi in ages. When did it launch?

What do I put on my wishlist? I have been thinking about it since it opened up but I still don't know what I want. What can I put to ensure that I have a comfy life in LFE but i'm not a spoiled brat?

>>37528572
Wait, Aoki isn't the original thread starter, is he? Is it Tsuki?

>>37527215

What must I do, familia

>enter cult.

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>>37528525
We can only fight in the LFE system. I guess you'll just have to follow me.

>>37528576
Hey I remember you. I haven't been posting daily but I'll post every once in a while. The gates were set to close on June 1st this just means that registrants will load into LFE if they die now.

Tsuki was the one accepting drawing there are no benefits for me I guess One is that I get to travel to LFE but everyone has that opportunity.

The only big difference between the website and doing it on paper is that you give out your email to Tsuki and he will contact you about Life's current state.

I was only a participant in the first thread and then I was out of commission for months.

>>37528606
That is true I am not Tsuki.

>>37528614
https://systemspace.link/
go here and register

lain isnt real reeeeeee

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>>37528796
Someone is gonna get really mad at you anon

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>>37528777
Did I use this same image before, or did something else remind you of me? I do not believe I posted frequently.

Is Tsuki deceased now?

I had the understanding that sign-ups were restricted to before the gate closed. Would you please explain how applicants are still able to complete the registration process and have an equal transfer to LFE, as those who signed up before-hand? I might be lost in the concept somewhere, I don't remember every detail.

I'm curious about specific classic sign-up details. I remember that some individuals had notations/marks next to their EIDs when Tsuki was accepting image submissions. What might these marks/notes signify? Complications, interests, et cetera?

Does anything similar happen with the new online sign-up? I was interested in this before, but I don't recall if I'd been given a concrete answer.

What happens to those who have signed up to LFE but plan to die before July 1st? Also is LFE superior to this current life?

>>37527215
There are other worlds than these.

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>>37529012
Yeah you used the same image at least I think you used a similar Image.

No Tsuki is still alive

We were given extra sign up days thanks to the extra aurora that RISEN has granted to the Tsuki program this is why there is now nearly 2 years of wait time before Life is unlinked.

Those notations/marks that you are talking about are just synapsian font. You can learn how to read and write it on the systemspace website
>>37529107
If you die before July 1st you will not be sent to the LFE system it cannot work if you die too early.
>>37529118
There are but some of them are in even worse shape than Life at the moment

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I gotta say your guys' website is really coming along since the last time I checked 3 months ago. Best of luck with the roleplay/cult I'll be keeping it bookmarked.

>>37527215
FUCK YOU

I joined the TSUKI project

but the DISCORD isn't joinable. wtf

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>>37529549
I am not a part of the discord either my friend

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>>37529585
So you're shilling for a group that's shunning you from its real community

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>>37529615
I never wanted to join the discord My only job is to recruit people. I'm not a very social person

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>>37529637
>My only job is to recruit people

You said there is another world out there waiting to show you love and happiness.

There's nothing more happy than being recruited only to be thrown in a corner and told you're not wanted.

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>>37529708
I do this because I enjoy it.

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>>37529775
>I do this because I enjoy it

You recruit vulnerable people with dreams of false hope of acceptane only to sentence them to a lifetime of misery and rejection from the groups you claim would welcome them

You're shilling for bitcoins. Can't wait for someoe to kill themselves July 1st then their family sues you for being a life insurance company and everything comes tumbling down

>>37529549
>>37529585
Haha I joined the discord and I don't even post there. It's too fast and clique'y, don't worry about it.

It feels the exact same as every single other discord: General Chat, Rules channel, dumb memes channel, NSFW channel, unassailable wall of people you don't know who have made injokes and friendships with each other so it's impossible for new folks to break in.

Exact same as every other big discord.

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>>37529307
If it is true that I used the same image(s), your memory is sharp. It has been quite some time since then, or so I believe.

>the extra aurora that RISEN has granted to the Tsuki program

Is there more interest among the company and masses in LFE, then?

>Synapsian

I presume the notations were just Tsuki's personal notes of interest regarding particular individuals' souls. A shame I'm not privy to such thoughts and secrets, though I know the group tends to avoid stating the unnecessary.

I saw the pages regarding Synapsian while crawling the open pages. This makes me question the degree of usage among recruits and employees on Life over Life languages/English. Do you or your Life colleague(s) personally use it with any realistic degree of frequency?

What becomes available upon login to the site?

Are you offering any work in Life or LFE for participants?

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>>37529861
AAahh, what would such a suicide note look like?

"Dear Family

Thank you all for being such a big part of my life. However, these great people at this website showed me a much greater life to be held at LFE. They said if I die of any cause, my memories and life would be perserved and moved on to the next.

Therefore, on today, I chose to end my life in this world to join the next

Come join me, mom, we can have a happy family in LFE together"

This is the kind of life you are about to ruin. This is the future you sew.

This is your end.

SE Lain is a pretty good depiction of what it's like to be psychotic.

>>37530018
>thinking i'd care enough to write a suicide note
>thinking my family would even read it
You're talking to a person thats carried a revolver with them for the past 6 years so i can shoot myself the next time i ever feel truly happy and maybe end my life on a happy note.
If its a suicide cult then its a suicide cult at least i was part of something.

>>37530018
kek

I guarantee you that at least one of the "registrants" is some moody 13 yr old that will kill him/herself when the deadline comes up, and you'll get rekt legally by their family.

You guys should've gotten a legal team/advice or something before making this site

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>>37527215
OYYYY VEYYYY DER JUDEN WANTS MORE SHEKELS SO HE RECRUITED SHEEPIE OP NAMEFAG AND SENT IT TO /r9k/
HOW DO WE STOP TSUKIJEW?

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>>37528155
I just signed up, it's better than resigning myself to oblivion I suppose.

>>37530262
we literally got the same numbers/letters

what did they mean by this

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None of you should kill yourselves on July 1st I'm positive that nobody would want any of you to do that

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>>37530250
What the fuck is this? Don't tell me it was all just one big larping Ponzi scheme. I'm shocked, no truly I am.

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>>37530314
There's nothing to see here, Anon. We're all just big Lain fans

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>>37530306
1-st - it makes Tsuki no longer non-profit based cult
2-nd - by the LFElore, you can transfer files from here to there, but... :^)
Generic "power-up". Cant wait until more of the same bonuses appear.

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>>37527215
Protip: You're all being harvested for energy. The purpose of the code is giving Tsuki a reference point and your signature by executing his code when you write it alongside your identifying image which creates a reference to you in that point in time.

It's no coincidence that the system has gained additional energy relative to the number of signups.

You're being offered salvation but in reality it's annihilation.

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>>37530306
Too late nigga, you gonna have to pull the site down before July 1st and maybe put an apology note on the site saying it was all a lie

if a single person dies on July 1st, you will be so far fucked up the ass you won't see a day out of prison for the rest of your life.

P.S: getting paid to help people kill themselves is going to land you in prison as well so i suggest you stop shilling immediately and get out of this while you still can

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>>37530384
>Protip: You're all being harvested for energy
Kek, we are being harvested for money, fuck off /x/

>>37530250
L O L

I knew it.

Even their discord is loaded with powertripping normies now. I left after lurking for like a day, it was ridiculous. You can't have a tight knit community after 200 people, it's the literal hard maximum for tribes to function in close knit form before they evolve into larger, less personal groups.

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>>37530396
I'm not Tsuki I'm just a early member that thought it would be fun to recruit some people. This is the second thread I've made

>>37530296
That they're too lazy to implement an actual random code generator and just throw the same set of finite codes at people. Lazy as hell website design.

>>37530415
everyone lost their heads after thousands of normies flooded the place
open n invitations were a mistake

>>37530384
Either or. Gimme that paradise or erase me eithers better than what i got now.

>>37530396
I'm also not getting paid

>>37530451
the code's the same for everyone retard

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>>37530464
>Helping a jew to get his bitcoins
>not even getting paid
Eureka, I need to open my own cult!

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>>37530436
>I'm not Tsuki I'm just a early member that thought it would be fun to recruit some people. This is the second thread I've made

Your name is Aoki

Let me fill in the rest of your name, nigger

Aoki
ga
hara

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>>37530516
cant unsee
holy shit

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>>37527215
TSUKI was only cool when it was small. That youtube video and open invitations on here made a lot of normalfags show up its basically just an extention of 4chan now normalfags everywhere. Also it caused an influx in wanna be lainists that probably have only seen the show once that always respond with the same generic shit "Lets all love lain" "and you don't seem to understand". Tsuki is just a chunni the boards are just 12 year olds from Jewtube at this point.

>>37530451
Because Tsuki believes he's harvesting people, the code is the same because it's the code you need to execute in his head canon, it's like a 'I give u my soul' paper that kids used to trade with each other.

He thinks he has about 3.3k human souls right now, powering him up, that's the secret to his headcanon.

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Wow, this Tsuki stuff really blew up.

I'm regretting signing up a while ago. I got into the Discord but it's a total wreck and impossible to post in at this point.

And now the fucking money shit? Holy fuck.

I just want to be a Kamen Rider in Fantasy world after I die, fuck.

>>37530545
What im trying to say is lainchan is better and Tsuki is a jew retard

>>37530545
Protip: he's now openly shilling people for BTC.
Just abandon the ship and let normalfags flood that scammer.

>>37530516
>Aoki
>ga
>hara

Can someone explain ? I don't get it

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>>37530516
This thread used to be fun but you made it kind of scary

>>37530595
Suicide forest in Nippon

>>37530452
It was like that post 300. I'm the type of person they're looking for, a disenfranchised NEET etc, I signed up using someone else who had little interest but curiosity and piggyback on their unused credentials, too recluse to even take internet cults seriously.

I knew this shit would happen to it though. Tsuki doesn't have what takes to make a real den of cool people as he's a clueless faggot himself, but with a little web dev skill.

Get help, tsuki. Go to therapy.

>>37530595
Aokigahara, the sea of trees, is the massive forest around mount fuji that nips commit suicide in.

>>37530595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQZO1fya0U

Here you go

Is that other world going to appear when I blow a hole through my brain and bleed out on the floor of my apartment?

>>37530617
Dont anyone still get it? He's not just Dutch teen. Its a team of der juden, which came up with that Tsukilore, and now they're about to reap the profit from goyim.

>>37530642
What he says happens in his public canon:
You transfer to the new system with your good memories, where you may or may not have powers, into a refugee city.

What really happens in his private canon:
The minute you sign up you shatter your soul to his organization and the resources are used to generate energy.

>>37530612
Huh I've actually watched several documentaries about it, should of connected the dots sooner.

Nice referrence OP kek.

>>37530681
*shethes katana*
What soul?

>>37530681
Jokes on him: autistic people have no souls to shatter in the first place.

I'm going to disassociate myself from this.

I am not Tsuki

I did not tell anyone to kill themselves

This is stupid I'm closing the thread

>>37527215
and where the fuck is that world?
oh, it's anime. go fuck yourself

>>37530728
ofc, you're just shill who helps the real jew for free

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>>37530728
Oh look, someone finally got scared.

You ain't closing shit nigga. You gonna get this work

>>37530728
Tell Tsuki to fuck off.

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>>37530699
>Endymion decides to harvest sentients by coming up with a way to convince protected entities to submit permission for shattering into aurora.

>Have them execute rogue code in the system by making them sign it themselves physically and then submit an image that creates a point in time where they can be personally identified.

>Executed code + picture = permission to access your data and soul.

>That is detached and used for harvesting, shattering you, making you a shell until the end of the system.

>Additional aurora from this process assigned to the project to encourage more profits as signups increase even against the health of the group.

>And now bitcoins.

I would laugh so hard if this was all real and you were being turned into e-soykaf. Is it really a coincidence that more members = more spare aurora.

>my face when robots can't even join inter-dimensional cults without getting used.

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>>37527215
Ndh36378376nhdfff
https://youtu.be/UmyzYBeGrE8

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>>37530776
Would you mind to share the link to this extended lore, pls?

>>37530848
It's just my observations on the way Tsuki looks at things.

But it can be no less true than his own interpretation - he could even just be a shattered puppet himself, working on behalf of a rogue organization.

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Is this the end of lain threads on r9k?

>>37530863
But why does he need our Bitcoins, /x/?

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>>37530869
Here's something that will make it faster.

>>37530888
Because now he has the soul power, he wants the real, tangible financial power, using all the motivation and energy that souls give him.

The collective scraps that are partly burnt out NEET souls have finally produced enough clout to give him the push to expend them in his reach for real life money and fame.

It's just the shit real life bankers on private islands, but on a tiny scale.

tl;dr you guys should rise up and get your souls back. It's not like you can undo the code now but you can at least bring it to an end.

Is it p-possible to sign up and be a girl in this other world?

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>>37530980
>Is it p-possible to sign up and be a girl in this other world?

too late. we scared Aokigahara out of thie board possibly forever. you will never see this thread on r9k again.

don't fuck with Tohru Adachi

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>>37530996
Eh

Was probably a trick anyway

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>>37531020
is it a trick?

or is that what we WANT you to think?

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>>37531051
Uhhh

Emm

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>>37531067
I don't actually know if the site is real or not

Nobody does

It has as much a chance of being real as Christinity and Scientology

Maybe you should register just in case.

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS
DO NOT SIGN YOUR SOUL AWAY
ever since these threads first appeared i've been trying to investigate who's behind this, i'm still not 100% certain but i'm pretty sure i know who/what this is, and it's a trap designed to barter your souls away
please, even if you think your mortal lives are bad now, you cannot imagine how terrible it will be for you if you sign yourself away to this
NEVER SIGN YOURSELF AWAY TO ANYTHING THAT DOES NOT CLEARLY STATE WHAT THE INTENTIONS ARE
THIS IS A TRAP

>>37531095
But what if there's equal chance of:
>>37530776

>pascal's wager on a pascal's wager.

>>37531121
but if you don't register your soul will just be destroyed when LIFE ends

>>37531139
But if you do register then there's a chance your soul will be destroyed because it's being harvested for aurora and LFE won't be destroyed.

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>This thread
Hurr durrrr

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>>37531121
I dont give a shit. I registered for a while ago, and I regret nothing. I ended up on r9k, anyways, maybe that means that I'm not particularly required human on Earth. I'll be happy if my existence ended.

>>37531152
and if you dont register and life ends you are fucked

>>37531189
But if you do register then life ends because you were harvested and you're fucked.

>>37531213
i registerd and i'm not harvested???

do you know how close we are to nuclear war right now? can you imagine if nuclear war broke out on july 1st and suddenly they pulled the plug on LIFE as a result before the bombs started hitting? you wouldn't have enoug time to register let alone be accepted

>>37530925
What do any of these mean? What does someone do with these numbers? I'm not good at computers...

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>>37531249
>this bloody bait

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>>37531234
Read this:
>>37530776

You have about as much chance of being maliciously harvested because none of the mechanics are explained as you do being saved.

You're literally being extracted by Tsuki and now you're going to be robbed for your earthly resources too.

all this autistic roleplay.

>>37527215
Hey aoki any chance on reopening those discords someday, I missed the first two threads -_-

>>37530776

I don't even understand how someone could be retarded enough to join SOMEONE ELSE'S inter-dimensional cult. Everyone has the same opportunity to make their own infinite-member cult.

Any scenario with 1+ dimensions, by necessity, means that most people are going to have alternate dimension doppelgangers. There could be an effectively infinite number of you-analogues out there. Take your analogues, work with them, and improve your standing in the inter-dimensional sense.

Personally, I've been forcing myself into out-of-body experiences once or twice per week for the past 5 years. In these experiences, I get vivid images of me-analogues in times of great stress (anything from open warfare to being a fry cook for a group of rowdy alien bikers), and the wisdom to guide my analogue to success. In the time since doing so, my own luck has increased 3-fold.

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>>37531903
Do explain more on this. Sounds cool as fuck.
Fuck this shitty cult also, I was absolutely onboard until the "BUY SPACE TO BRING FILES" fuckery.

>>37531931

There's not much more to it, so I'm going to assume you're interested in the OOB experiences.

My claim of 5 years is somewhat misleading. For the first year or so, the experiences came in the middle of bouts of sleep paralysis. "Forcing" them to happen was limited to purposefully invoking the food triggers that lead to me having sleep paralysis episodes and then hoping for the best.

I gained a greater level of control during November 2014. In the months following Michael Brown's shooting, the Congressional Black Caucus had several meetings on the Ferguson riots. I like to sleep with noise on, and, lacking cable at the time, I spent 3 months going to sleep to the same C-SPAN recording of a CBC meeting. My theory is that, by (accidentally) combining sleep paralysis episodes with the classic trigger for lucid dreaming (pre-sleep repetition of some boring act), I managed to flip some switch in my mind. From that point forward, I've been able to achieve an OOB experience simply by putting something over my eyes (eliminating distractions) and turning on some music at a low volume.

In addition to the previously listed ones, I have also used my OOBs to help me-analogues with:
>mailing a letter
>murdering a neighbor
>bonding with dad by fixing a car over the course of three summers
>cope with the death of an online friend
>throw a dinner party
>melt their own body through sheer force of will, in defiance of slave masters

In the time since this all began, I've had excessively good luck, and the luck mirrors the benefits I'm giving to my analogues. In any crisis, things just end up working to my advantage. I can only assume that they are also performing these OOB interventions, and some of them are to my benefit.

Examples:
>A product failing at work lead to mass resignations and me getting three promoted twice in one day.
>A bus line opening within 200 feet of my house (saving me a 3 minute run) on the very day that I was running late to deliver a speech

>>37532302
you sound like a real deluded maniac
that's fun
i really wish i could believe mad shit like this, life would be more interesting

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>>37532302
That sounds cool as fuck. I'd love for a lot more detail about the experiences of helping analogues of yourself. How did time feel to pass? What did you do in each situation? What were the results - sucessful because of you, or themselves? How do you help an analogue?

>>37527215
>im so anti normie that i started considering r9k as normies
>love lain
>want tsuki to help others
>this thread reminds me that others are normies
>eventually realise that true normies is almost the polar opposite of r9k

I'm sorry ;-;
Everyone, please. If you want happiness, you will find it in LFE, sign up and be happy.

Fucking shill. Don't Take Profit FROM An AMAZING animes plot

>tfw wanna register
>dont own a pencil or have any paper

fuck you tsuki

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>>37532659
yeah, I'll find the happiness in my wretched soul shattered for unknown purpose.
I already registered, now kinda regretting. Anyways, was there a better opportunity for such shitty human like me to become erased?

>>37527215
fuck i cant wait for VR mmorpgs

Why is Lain even associated with this silly cultist roleplaying? It seems like such a random connection to make, like starting a bird cult based off of Foghorn Leghorn. The simplest of connections is there of course, in that they have are direct representations of what the cult worships, with Foghorn being a kind of bird and with Lain being an AI, but there is a complete lack of ideological relevance.

>>37533386
>but there is a complete lack of ideological relevance
go back and watch it again you fart face

>>37533437
Explain the relevance. The whole ending is just Lain realizing that people need to be left as they are and removing herself from memory to remedy her interruptions. This cult implies direct interruption for a new life. It makes as much sense as hailing Gondola as the great bringer of change.

>>37533507
The two of us obviously watched it in very different ways. I didn't even consider the ending important to the show. The relevance is that the world and all matter operates, and looking at that down to the level of vibrations within frequencies, connections exist over vibrations, coming from the same and different sources. This means that through these vibrations, we can find a link to all that exists, Lain and "god" (if you want to think of it that way) can make use of this because they have the power and ability to do so.
Though this similar idea, Tsuki has, for lack of a better word because I'm retarded, found 'systemspace' and a link to another system that seems to be called LFE, the point of this transfer is to carry people that recognise this but do not have to ability to take themselves through systemspace to another system. People like me.

>>37533507
>>37533766
This is a summary from an idiot so don't take my response too seriously please.

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>>37533766
>Tsuki has, for lack of a better word because I'm retarded, found 'systemspace' and a link to another system that seems to be called LFE blah blah blah
Then why would he/they ask for our money if everything is so great?

>>37533766
That explains it. I understand that Lain has godly powers, but I mistakenly believed that this cult was worshiping Lain herself considering that she is plastered on the front page. I need to work on my reading comprehension.

The bitcoin are used to pay for server space though, it's not free

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>>37530250
Let me interject for a moment.

So let's say the goyim buys a GB.
This would cause the goyim to send us 3.5 Shekels.

2.5 of those go to file hosting. (see digitalocean pricing per gb for 2 years)
The other Shekel goes to the rest of the costs, like ad space costs and hosting (10 shekels a month)

We are still non-profit, goyim. I am not a good Jew.


I am here to answer your questions.
Any shitflinging will be met with a 1500Sn fine.

>>37534075
What exactly are we supposed to put on the Wishlist? Specific shit or can we be a bit vague?

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>>37534075
Then why wouldnt you just give us a direct link for specific file hosting company to pay for ourselves?

>>37534179
It needs to be hosted over at our servers for a multitude of reasons (above all, we need to convert the data into something we can transfer)

>>37534086
You can put on it whatever you want, but try to make it possible (dont wish for other migrants, dont wish to be the "most powerful person" etc.)

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>>37534219
>It needs to be hosted over at our servers for a multitude of reasons
Care to explain further?

>>37534238
As you might know, we are not allowed to disclose proof.

If you were to self-host, you'd need a program to convert them to something we can pick up. And that could count as proof to some :(

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>>37534075
>As you might know, we are not allowed to disclose proof.

>>37534993
disclosing proof would cause a global world war, both in Life and in LFE

These threads are kind of irritating. If you are going to kill yourself, die accepting death and void, not some stupid delusion of an afterlife.

>>37535374
Why?
I thought the proof thing was because this is an experiment about doubt

>>37535832
We have enough data for that, so although it still counts it's not as important anymore.

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>>37527215
sooo this is a version of Aum for lonely neets sugarcoated in the story of SEL?

Shits scary desu

>>37536426
Aum had better aesthetics.
Tsuki should drop the Lain mascot in my honest opinion, or at least use the Knights logo instead of Lain's face

There are really high levels of autism energy ITT

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>>37535890
heyyy there you little asswhore
What about promised 20 free MB and big public storage?

I registered

now what?

>>37528155
This intrigues me. Please explain more, OP

>>37537686
>registering for a sham suicide cult thats about to get taken down by the CIA

funny

>>37537832
>about to get taken down by the CIA
?

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>>37537868
no tears
only freedom

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>>37530996
>All of your posts

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>>37527215
>making a cult in the internet

>>37537436
Email me for your 20MB!

>>37527215
I thought Tsuki said no more advertising here?

Sorry I've been away so long, got locked up in a psych ward lmao.[/spoiler,]

>>37530925
That's not even my IP lmao

>>37531158
Saved

Figaro Canalejas

>>37533825
He isnt asking for money at all

>>37530250
Jesus fuck! Why do people have to use Lain to be greedy thieving Jews?! Isn't anything holy anymore?

>>37538626 (You)
>>37534075

cmon at least read the thread you're replying to

>>37530042
They got pretty lucky with their predictions though. The whole line between the internet and reality blurring is pretty accurate.

>>37527215
Newfag here can someone give me a quick rundown on this site >>37528155

>>37527215
dumb roleplaying weebs this is some pretentious garbage

>>37538759
Google "systemspace compendium", everything is there

Daily reminder:
tsuki is a djinn collaborator.

Don't let your life energy be harvested.

>>37540374
I'm already miserable who gives a fuck

>>37540407
That's a pretty cucked mentality.

>>37540440
What are the """djinns"""" going to do to me, make me die sooner? Great

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>>37540456
Have fun with that anon :^)

>>37540855
I can't read sand runes

>>37540866
Wikipedia: "A desert-dwelling, shapeshifting, demon that can assume the guise of an animal, especially a hyena. It lures unwary people into the desert wastes or abandoned places to slay and devour them. The creature also preys on young children, drinks blood, steals coins, and eats the dead, then taking the form of the person most recently eaten."

>>37540895
Ok
Who cares, though

Why does being 18 make you underage on tsuki?

People on this website are so fucking gullible. Is anyone else tempted to start their own bullshit freak cult?

>>37541569
More like I hate my life and comfy cults make me forget about how shitty my existence is

>>37541165
It shouldn't; that sounds like a mistake. What happened to ya?

>>37542769
The options are
>age<16
>between 16 and 18
>age>18
If you pick the middle option it says you can't access the discord or community shit. Just seemed bizarre to me.

>>37542853
You're not missing out. The discord is shit, literal cancer. Just like all discord channels I suppose, this one is no exception

>>37542853
I think it should be:
<16
16-18
18<=

>>37542955
It probably should but that's not what it said when I registered.

I want to fuck lain.

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>>37543190
Why didn't my image post?
I WANT TO FUCK LAIN

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This thread is still up?

Yay.....

So is this real or just dumb LARPing? Do I need to make my mom sign up too?

>>37543289
I believe it's real, and I had my girlfriend sign up. I wouldn't want to force you to believe or do something that you don't want, though. The choice is entirely yours.

>>37543524
>my girlfriend
reee etc

I doubt this is legit at all, but I'm open to the idea. It's interesting enough.
If my soul gets cucked like >>37540374 says, then whoops.

Have fun everyone.

>>37538258
are you ok? we haven't seen you in a while

>>37543215
hi aoki! what number are you, friend?

>>37543635
Awww, I genuinely appreciate that!! I was dealing with being on the verge of homelessness, and then I got locked up in a fukken' psych ward LMAO. Ridiculous. But that was some funny, and interesting, shit.
I'll hopefully be back soon, but there are unfortunately still some things which I have to handle. I am very, very much looking forward to getting back to everything!! Expect me to return either within the week (hopefully, and if all goes well), or else in a month if things do not go smoothly. Wish me luck haha!
But I love you all!!! I hope you've all been will in my absence. I'm very excited to be back with you all soon <3

So the sites aesthetic is pretty cool, but is there anything of interest to do on it? I got my login but see nothing besides a 4chan clone and a silly survey/profile info page.

>>37543802
Systemspace compendium
It's not on the site though, github I think

>>37543823
>Systemspace compendium
What is that?

>>37543747
oh wow, that seems like a lot of shit to have to go through.. it's good that you're always staying positive! good luck buddy, see you again soon!

>>37543848
>I literally cannot use Google
It's a bunch of lore
github.com/SystemSpace/Compendium/blob/master/compendium.rst

>>37543850
Thank you very much! You have no idea how much that means to me haha. I really appreciate your post. I'm doing my best in this shitty situation. I've got some good meds (from the psych ward), and they're helping me very much, but I'm gonna try to see a psychiatrist closer to me to hopefully refill these scripts as well as please God please script me a benzo. They gave me Ativan while I was in the hospital, and I almost felt like a normalfag lol. So cross your fingers for me, and hope the fact that the psychiatrist is a HUGE prescriber of benzos transfers over to me!!
Much love to you all <3

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>tfw i didnt think of using a silly chinese cartoon to trick the venerable robot goyim out of their money first
god damn it

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I was just born in the wrong generation.

>tsuki

mentally ill person with maladaptive daydreaming that wants to exploit robots' sensibilities and low self-esteem to gain a cult following

I don't know this anime but I have long felt this. Used to go out looking for portals to other dimensions as a kid so I could start my own adventure.
The hardest part about being an adult is knowing it'll never happen.

OP EID does not equal soul. its just a way to identify soul. <3

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This seems fun and cyberspaceish to observe.
Not like I have better stuff to do.

>>37538678
Jewki answer my fucking question >>37528595.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37544914
I'd suggest asking for your safety to be ensured, perhaps?

>>37545003
I thought that was guaranteed until you reached the age of 12

>>37528777
where do I get my EID? I joined some time ago.

>>37545057
I think it's very likely, but I'm not sure it's guaranteed. I mean, your safety now isn't guaranteed. You could be the unfortunate victim of a burglar, car wreck, random meteorite lmao. So I think it's highly likely, but I'm not sure that it's guaranteed (though it very well may be!). At the very least, you could put in the request to try to ensure our safety past the age of 12!

>>37527215
lain was shit and you should feel bad

>>37545150
is it like a wish from a monkeys paw?

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Fools, going to Gensokyo is better than following some random madman

>>37545150
Can I wish for a harem of sex slaves?

>>37527215
I'm a father, and want to put my baby boy into this, but when I tried to sign him up for the program for under 16, it didn't work? What will happen to him? Is he already ensured as safe?

>>37545236
I'm not familiar with monkey paws. How do they work to grant a wish

>>37545248
You can wish for anything ;3

>>37545294
What happened specifically? I may be able to help

>>37545805
Whoops! Forgot my trip.

>>37545294
Sorry daddy your kid's getting soul shattered.

>you will never steal thousands of souls
Feelsbad man

>>37545805
>How do they work
not very well. basically you make a wish but it comes with side effects. an example would be asking to be the fastest person in my class and then everybody in your class except you has their legs broken. your wish was fulfilled but not in the way you intended. So if i wish to have a safe life then I could have incredibly overprotective parents or I could be safe from wierd dangers but grow as a person because of it. I'm still unsure of what I want and if i have to be overly specific and fight with the wish maker then it might not be worth it

>>37546052
Original monogatari?