I was going to give Tinder another chance but I remembered that

>>37524808
>2017
>meme bod instead of dad bod

Good luck, nameless CEO.

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>>37524808
>using Tinder as a male ever
The only revolutionary thing Tinder has done is allowed Chad's to fuck the same day as meeting a person rather than within a week and after what can only be defined as a "date" in the loosest terms. There's so many MAX-tier people there that they had to create a secret Tinder for the Turbochads and Megastacys.

Tinder will only be a constant reminder of Chad's supremacy.

>>37524808
>that About Me
>LOL omg chad youre so funny!
>;)
Brb suicide

>>37524808

He's like 5'11 with bad posture.

>>37524808
>that height
>that title
>that body

Yeah good luck with that guy. I'm above average in those regards but I've got nothing on mega chad there.

>>37524808
Maybe I should crop my legs out like this guy. Girls don't want to look at my multiple sclerosis legs. Thanks, Chad.

>>37524922
it is pretty funny. he's talking about cumming.

>>37524808
>that shit on the counter

Dude this guy put a lot of effort into this picture. Just get ripped and do the same type of bullshit as him. That's all this is. Expert bullshitting

>>37524808
brb killing myself

need more rope since i'm a manlet xpppp

Give up on Tinder. Only vapid sluts and heartbreak await those foolish enough to tread through the thick miasma that is online dating.

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>>37524898
This should be the description of the app on the app/play store

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what kind of girls does OP fuck?

>>37525092

The guy in the pic? Anyone he fucking pleases, the robot? No one.

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>>37525092
>implying anyone on this thread and board has sex with women

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Its so depressing knowing this guy can fuck anyone he wants. Even the betas that have gfs and wives would be instantly cucked the moment he appeared.

I'm tired of hypergamy

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>>37525136
Unfortunately hypergamy is a double standard. Girls can have the highest standards when choosing a partner and nobody bats an eye, but if a guy has anything close to a standard, he is attacked by society like he is committing a crime. I'm fucking tired of this shit

>>37524808
i am definitely stealing that bio. fuck you chad.

>>37524898
>they had to create a secret Tinder for the Turbochads and Megastacys.
Lol what? Isn't that a good thing? They will be removed from regular tinder so betas can have a chance?

>>37524898
>they had to create a secret Tinder for the Turbochads and Megastacys.

Wut?

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>>37524808
>lmplying he stands a chance against me

>>37525282

>Implying it'll work on you

Quiet ugly guy is creepy, quiet attractive guy is mysterious, ugly guy making sex jokes is weird, attractive guy making sex jokes is harmless fun

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>>37525330
By the way, which should I use as my main pic? Thinking of deleting the dark one because it looks too normie.

>>37525351

Is this the whole self depreciation thing so when it doesn't work you have an excuse?

>>37525351
I think it's perfect just the way it is, Trevor. :)

>>37525258
>attacked by society
if you mean getting tweeted at, you can just walk away from your computer.

"no fat chicks" is still a thing at every nice bar and club

>>37525351
just delete your life

>>37525330
>>37525351
i REFUSE to believe its the same guy posting these pics after all these years

can you please please post a timestamp? i remember you way back in like 2010 easily. thats like 4 apartments ago for me, unbelieveable

>>37525330
>tfw desperately hoping this is a joke

anon, please delete your account immediately. have some dignity, please.

>>37525351
lol, please activate smart photos
I want to see which one is the best amongst those god awful pcitures

>>37525351
Turn on Smart Photos. Then, start deleting whichever one it feels is best. You can whittle them down that way.

>>37525351
Just go with 6 and tell her you are the fat guy from American History X

>>37525434
I'm not talking about twitter, I'm talking social circles ignoring and attacking you directly on indirectly etcetera

>>37525330

>this profile again

Have you made any progress at all? You should have gotten at least one match.

>>37525351
You get any bitches yet?

>>37525599
maybe if you didn't hang out with outcasts you wouldn't be "attacked" for having good taste in girls. unless you're one of them, then you don't get to have taste faggot

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>>37525455
kk

>>37525459
"Dig...ni...ty"? Is that one of those new health foods?

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>>37525605
>>37525607
On occasion I'll match but they're always too intimidated to reply.

>>37525617
Are you retarded or something ? In every thread about dating , there is a anon saying that people on the his social circle started silently or loudly judging him for saying no to a fat girl. Bring something more for your comments than just insults and maybe I'll take you seriously

>>37525136
He can't fuck me. I've never been into guys with that kind of muscle. That kind of muscle tone and definition is scary looking.

>>37525282
imagine everything in that profile is the same except instead of Chad it's some fat shirtless neckbeard confidently standing there. it could only be funny by virtue of absurdity. but at least it would be funny.

>>37525703
Legit and original kek
I will go happy to sleep, thanks and good luck

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>>37525703
Another, they feel unworthy.

>>37524832
Keep telling yourself that, dad. Mom isn't coming back.

>>37525455
i think i remember he ended up having some kind of drama with some whore on here. i don't know what's real anymore.

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>>37525754
The exercise comment is because her whole profile was about fitness.

>>37525703
>>37525754
They didn't message back? Rude roastie bitches.

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>>37525814
I know, they practically owed me sex.

>>37525461
>>37525470
Tried that, it didn't shift them around or anything.

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>>37525851
>>37525797
>>37525754
>>37525703
I'm trying to laugh through the pain but its not working

>>37525916
The pain of knowing you'll never be that alpha?

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>>37525670
>>37525351

can i ask you, why dont you try and get better?

use steroids and hormones and get /fit/ and physically muscular, get into /lookism/ and use korean beuty products and make your face flawless, is you have any $ saved up you can get facial surgery and to make yourself look better. you can get decent looking clothes for very cheap at thrift stores, etc etc etc

why not try and step it up to chad's level? im 26 kv and even ive decided to try. ive given up hope for years and endured nothing but pain. i dont want to die kv so im atleast trying to get to the point where a female can fall in love with me. yes its stupid hard in today's dating market, but still, why not atleast try

the easiest way to feel better is with clen + t3. its a popular fat burner amongst bodybuilders. it significantly boosts metabolism which makes losing body fat % much much easier

you know you can look exceptionally good even at an older age with korean facial beauty products and a good korean plastic surgeon

likes how can you expect a good looking female to want to be with you if you yourself are physically repulsive?

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>>37525929
s-sure
*nervous laughter*

>>37524922
What he wrote is so stupid. Actually made me roll my eyes.

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>>37525954
One year I did lose a bunch of weight but I've long since gained it all back lolololololol

>>37524808
You spelt Grindr wrong op.

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>>37526115
its perfectly understandable if you enjoy to eat a lot of food. lots of people are like that, but im sure you understand that fat is UGLY. fat = UGGO, PERIOD. and having a single flaw as a male in todays dating market is death

you need to step it up. no fap, try different diets and see what works for you (veganism worked for me, i tried everything), facial beauty care, clothing care, smelling good, etc etc

its stupid how hard it is to get a female to be attracted to you is, but still, its what needs to be done if you want a girl, unfortunately. is you're truely neeting you can do it if you really wanted it badly enough

i think though the only real way you can do it is if you become obsessed about it and its the only thing you think about

like for me literally all day i think about getting a girl and what it takes for a girl to fall in love with you and about looks and all this shit. and im tier 1 kv robot, unloved by both parents, jumping in and out of homeless shelters a lot in my youth, nothing but pain in my life

still though, if you're truely neet, you are free and you can if you wish hard enough break through. if you want ruthlessly painful redpills that will show you what you need to do but will leave you unable to walk, i suggest lookism

also genetics is SHIT you just get plastic surgery lel, also face is everything

also if your penis isnt what you want it to be you can enlarge it with penis enlarging exercises. they WORK, 100%, dead serious. but they need to be done every other day, and the gains are like 1 inch every 6~ months

>>37525670
WHAT THE FUCK
I though all of those were fake for as long as i can remember
WHY are you doing this?

>>37525797
>my friends have a bet going
ouch

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>>37526262

>Invest hundreds, if not thousands of hours into grooming every inch of yourself
>All in the hopes of getting some 4/10, 20+ partner roastie to look your way

This is why I went MGTOW

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>>37526475
>I though all of those were fake for as long as i can remember

Where did you think all these pictures were coming from?

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>this thread
Why isn't this content of tinder thread simulator yet?

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>>37526527
yes!

its stupid hard!

>>Invest hundreds, if not thousands of hours into grooming every inch of yourself

thousands of hours i think, 100's is like entry level i think. like how good are you when you put in 300 hours in a competative online game? you are mostly a beginner and should be statistically below average

its rigged and SO stupid how difficult it is to get love in this day and age, but this is what it takes. i can 100% understand any man who quits this joke of a game and doesnt want to play

still though, i want to experience intimacy before i go, so i suffer and try

you will suffer ruthlessly either way, so why not atleast get somebody to slap around and slay sexually before you go to sleep

>>All in the hopes of getting some 4/10, 20+ partner roastie to look your way
>mfw

>>37525703
>>37525754
>>37525797

You'really awesome. Not even saying that ironically. This guy just doesn't give a fuck and that's why I respect him.

>>37526262
>like for me literally all day i think about getting a girl and what it takes for a girl to fall in love with you and about looks and all this shit.

This is pathetic to me for some reason. It'd be better to die a virgin, to be honest

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>>37526885
A-and that's why the ladies flock to me

>>37526262
>having a single flaw as a male in todays dating market is death

What the hell are you on about? If you are the one interviewing for the part, you are doing it wrong. With status or the right attitude you can make them the one seeking approval and they look past your flaws to defend their own.

>>37525307
>>37525323
They created a secret, invite only version of Tinder called Tinder Select, for the ultra-elite of society. Supermodels, CEOs, and Turbochads and Megastacys that happen to do very well on the app (If I'm not mistaken it ranks users through an ELO system so pass a certain threshold and they could invite a person).

>>37525128
>implying there aren't a fuckton of normalfags and roasties on this board as of the past several years

>>37525307
All females are on tinder to meet Thundercock Chad though.
No females are gonna sign up in the regular tinder if they knew it didn't have any Chads.

>>37527088
Well shit, it's true. That shit is so beyond our reach that it's not even worth considering though.

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>>37524898

By secret Tinder do you mean the ELO rankings for hotness so the top just becomes a pool of stacys and chads?

Apparently you have to swipe right on the blonde bimbos in order to get into the higher tiers

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>>37524808
>Chad is 26, and already a CEO
>tfw I just turned 27, and I'm jobless still living with my parents
Why is life so unfair...

>>37527152
please refer to this original post
>>37527088

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZmCQWZ5tw

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>>37524898
Most accurate description of Tinder I've ever seen.

>>37527152
Man Elo ranking in Tinder would be awesome. Everyone would eventually find someone in their league to bang, even if they're ugly as fuck.

Yeah, Tinder really is for the top 20% of men to fuck 80% of women. I remember seeing stats somewhere on Tinder hookups that proved the 20/80 rule right, too. The rest of us get women who are willing to settle or give a pity fuck.
I've been offered pity sex because I'm a cripple but I can't get an erection anymore so there's no point to it. I'm going to die a virgin no matter how much I lift or practice talking to women or how well I dress.

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>>37527164
The worst part is when you realize that it is fair.

>>37525719
We know grapes are sour for sure.
Memes aside, you would pay him money to have him jam his Chad Cock up your vagina and he
would still not even touch you.

>>37527131
My point was that the app itself is so saturated with Chads that it was reasonable, nay, necessary, to create a "cream of the cream of the crop" version of the app. A version, mind you, that can be turned off and the user returned to the normal pool of users, meaning that a MAX-Chad can have the best of both worlds: a trophy gf from Tinder Select and a neverending stream of pussy from the regular app.

>>37527171

My guess was right then.

>>37527193
It's been proven (I first heard this from a leddit thread) that tinder has a secret tiering system built into the app. The other anon I'm replying to has a more detailed description

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>>37526936
thats cool. if the pain and suffering that comes from never experiencing love and intimacy doesnt bother you feel free to shoot your nose up to the moon. i wish i didnt feel the need to experience love

infact i honestly wish i could just enjoy world of warcraft like i did back when i was 14-17 for the rest of my life. literally i would never quit and never even shower once for the rest of the entirety of my life. dead serious, i care for nothing else. id be homeless begging for money, and spend it for food and play WoW in the public library or on some private internet line shamelessly

>>37527068
you're right. i should of just been myself, fuck, i always forget

>>37527202
Life is all about a dice roll, some people are just born with snake eyes

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>>37524808
>mfw I turn 25 in a month
>have accomplished nothing, losing my teeth, losing my mind, can't focus, babyfaced
>that guy probably has things given to him just for existing

>>37527286
>you're right. i should of just been myself, fuck, i always forget
I'm just saying that the idea you have to be flawless is ridiculous. I know first hand that is BS. I have gotten chicks way out of my league. Sure you may not get every girl, but you could get someone too good for your level.

>>37527300
>Life is all about a dice roll, some people are just born with snake eyes
Unless you were born without a dick or some sort of mutant face, it is doable. Even with the face thing a little money could pave the way. Never surrender to these bitches.

>>37527393
Oh, it's just a normie

Its scary that guys like that exist. CEO at 26?

>>37527441
Family connections. It's almost always family connections and a fuckton of cash.

Tinder is proof that SJWs are actually right about privilege theory

This man grew up being told how handsome he was by everybody and therefore developed confidence. He probably comes from a decently well-off family with social connections that allow him opportunities and a network to fall back on in hard times. He is probably of average intelligence, but can get by athletic skill which provide other ways to get ahead in life.

Me on the other hand, I was born to two ugly, antisocial working class white people who homeschooled me until I was 14. I will literally never be on equal footing with Chad and will never be able to live a life as fulfilling as his.

I don't think the world should be changed to pay me back for this but I do think that sometimes its better to have never existed at all

>>37527441
He probably started a tiny business that'll fold in a year.

Why are his shorts so long?

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guys... its just looks.... its all face... like you CAN play at this level if you are talented at it

look at koreans. GOD i love koreans. the beauty standard in korea is the highest in the world, highest density of plastic surgery. they are all so TALENTED at looking good

like if ur white and u play on their level this is what you become. dead serious. i say this shit till i die; if were talking about beauty products, if its not korean the only place it belongs is the trashcan

>>37527441
I'd like to believe it's just something he threw up there to lock down pussy even harder for the quick pump-and-dump (girl isn't gonna see him after a week and he's a Chad, she'll buy the "CEO at WidgetCo." bull, hook, line, and sinker) but knowing some real life examples I hesitate to dismiss it.

>>37527195
i believe the study results were like 15/85
which is reasonable, for one night stands women have much higher standards than for relationships.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFp6LY-tvxQ

casually dropping red pill bombs here

hope being so depressed you cant move wont affect your day or anything

>>37527597
Yeah. If Chad is willing to fuck you, why would you pick someone lesser, right? It's not like a relationship where you need to worry about his job or if he's a nice person or anything. All that matters is how good he can fuck you. Depressing but true.

>>37527426
I was terrible at getting women for a long time. I got so nervous around anyone hot that I froze up or said retarded pedantic shit (actually Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster...). I've been there. Set your sights lower at first, go for someone that doesn't make you nervous. You'll get a lot of confidence from just knowing you can do it and then build from there. Males gain confidence from achieving things, not sitting around complaining.

>>37527535
Redpill me on korean beauty products, what shit should I be buying

>>37525670
have you tought of starting a youtube channel? you have charisma so you could probably win a few cents

>>37524808
>26 years old

Well there you go

A lot of you younger lads (~18-21) have more than half a decade to
>get jacked
>start a successful company
>get leg-breaking height-enhancement surgery

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>>37527620

>mfw accepted these blackpills years ago
>mfw seeing some beta faggot go through the anger of discovering the blackpill
>mfw More men will wake up, Go their own way, and society will collapse

Lovin' it

>>37527535
Aware me on korean beauty products please?

>>37527832
just remember your kids will still be manlets and uggos

You guys know Tinder is just about sex right? If you want a girlfriend you should try Bumblr or Plenty of Fish.

>>37524808
tinder profiles make me cringe so hard every single time. tinder users should be ovened

>>37527861
Well that's for the children to deal with.

If my child turns out like me (a social failure) then he'll just have to go on the same path (get jacked, start a company, get height enhancement)

But only if that's what he decides he wants to do, of course.

>>37527123
they don't belong here, I'm talking about the true robots

>>37524808
You guys are pathetic. Maybe if you had some hobbies and a positive outlook on life you'd be able to bring things to the table that other dudes can't.

For example, I might not have the muscles of the guy in OP pic, but I have way better hair.

>>37528120
>but I have way better hair
See guys, if you just had a better outlook, you would have better hair. What the fuck are you doing with your lives?

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>>37528120

>Have a positive outlook
>I have better hair

???

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>>37528120
>I might not have the muscles of the guy in OP pic, but I have way better hair.

>>37524808
26 hahahah I'm 25 and look like I'm 16 hahahaha somebody please kill me hahahahahaha

>>37528234
>poor me, I look young

You realize that's a good thing, right?

>>37528189
>>37528225
What? My hair kicks ass. It's long, wavy, blond and awesome. Ladies love it yo

>>37527164
He's not a 'real' CEO, anon. He probably started a shitty business and sells some dumb invention online, and calls himself a CEO because he's the only person at his 'company'.

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>>37525713
When was the last time you actually interacted with anyone in real life? Because you sound like you're just parroting what you hear on /pol/, you sperg.

Regular people still make fun of fatties and say stuff like "ew, gross" and "never, she's fat".

>>37528752
I should be the one asking when was the last time you interacted with someone. You say /pol/ has a twisted vision of the world, but you still believe that people openly make fun of fat girls, which is just as twisted. People still make fun of fat guys, but today people from different social circles went head on with the fat shaming bullshit, so it's unacceptable to "fat shame" a girl, but you can do that to a guy. Shit, An alarming number of people have fetishes that consist of "chubby" girls, get your head out of your ass for once. Still can't see any arguments, just petty insults.

>>37525997
Really? I got a chuckle out of it. Maybe you are just to jaded anon.

>>37526262
Why should I do nofap exactly? Fapping helps relax me.

>>37529358
naw I just find le sex jokes juvenile and gauche

>>37527193
No because women automatically get a 1000 point elo boost

>>37526262
>>37526527
I got a 5/10 girl in the past and I am chubby. You guys clearly are doing something horribly wrong when talking to women.

I need a clever name pun for a girl named Rachel, help me out robos

>>37527465
Every failure has his/her own special reasons for why (s)he's that way.

The trick is overcoming them.

Force yourself to achieve your goals and successes anon. You've only got one life so don't settle anon