>be khv robot muslim
>have a job in the family business
>when not working, I'm either playing vidya or shitposting
>parents are organizing an arranged marriage for me
>the girl may be brought in from overseas, I'm not sure yet
>soon I'll have a loyal, faithful wife without leaving my room
why haven't you converted to Islam yet, anons?
>>37524528
I'm a godless heathen talking to a cute girl in Malaysia. She said she'd like to visit, I told her "Uh, Islam's not very popular here right now".
Guess where I live.
>>37524949
Poland?
oreganolagogo
>>37524949
dude come on, people aren't gonna kill her in the street or something
You just lost your chance at malay poon
>>37524949
UK, Wales specifically. Asians are acceptable here, Pakistanis, Indians, Islamic people are treated with contempt.
>>37525449
Joke's aside. I'm not going to get Malay pussy from someone who follows Islam, am I? No sex before marriage and all.
I have more than enough money saved that a month long stay with a return flight would be fuck all.
>>37524528
Because, despite my posting here, I still have a grain of self-respect
>>37525681
Sexual repression makes church girls do some shit.
SO shes probably fucked a ton.
>>37526102
>be catholic girl
>be a huge slut
>say a few hail marys and no one cares
>be muslim girl
>be a huge slut
>get stoned to death
>>37525660
>Pakis, Indians, Islamic
>people
Pick one and only one.
>>37526102
I agree with >>37526140
Not fucking likely, also I had a Christian friend who was into me.
I'm atheist but I'm smart enough to know that if differences arised I'm not going to win out against their lord and saviour.
Kind of not worth the hassle. Worst part is when you find the girl attractive and would dearly love to smash that but at the same time respect their beliefs.
>>37525681
>I'm not going to get Malay pussy from someone who follows Islam, am I?
>No sex before marriage and all.
Don't worry about it. Normies do it all the time here, they just keep quiet about it. I thought people were as good as I thought they were until I googled the Malay word for Clit and found amateur Malay porn.
>Guess where I live.
Israel.
>>37524528
>loyal, faithful wife
They might not be virgins. No hymen, no diamond.
>parents are organizing an arranged marriage
>arranged marriage
>current year
People still do that? I've only heard about this in Bollywood movies.
>>37526350
I already answered where I live. Being atheist it would be a bit crude if I presumed every religious person was a massive hypocrite all down to fuck.
350-ish quid for a week return not including a bit of travel and stuff. Could be fun. "Here's some hills, and here's some more, here's a penis".
Not my wittiest.
>>37524528
>organizing an arranged marriage
That's dysgenic. It's better for your people to allow people like you to die as virgins. Can't have betas reproducing.
>>37526418
Even girls who wear hijabs have premarital sex here because we don't abide by Shariah law. She's already talking to you, you just have to talk your way into fucking, I guess. If you're the one coming over, you could just pick up horny third worlders in clubs, in case she doesn't want to fuck. If she's visitting, best believe she's going to take that opportunity to get a taste of welsh men.
>>37524528
>tfw Muslim
>tfw 8/10 Somali wife with fat ass
A-Allahu Akbar
>>37526704
Huh. I'll keep that in mind and hope she doesn't freeze to death.
>>37524528
>Gets westernized
>Cucks and leaves you
>>37524528
Because I'm not a fucking subhuman
>>37526279
Why respect stupid beliefs?