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>>37524306

Ha!

The same thing has happened to me, only I turned down female coworkers.

In fact, lots of women get like this if you turn them down. But I never thought it was entitlement. I just thought their feelings were hurt. Never blamed them, really.

So what the problem here? what was he bitching about?

>>37524386
He was probably bitching about OP being a normie with a steady-paying job who has contact with real human beings not on the internet.

>>37524467

That sounds about right, actually.

OP is a faggot.

>>37524306
>get new job
>new boss and coworker are always joking around
>I never laugh or tell jokes
>don't laugh at boss' jokes, and think he's being serious when he tells them
>"why are you so serious?"
>"we're never that serious"
>other guy: "never" in a serious tone like I'm some kind of dangerous freak

>>37524543
>constantly told to stop being so serious
>start laughing when people laugh
>soon become the town fool because everything is funny, or so it seems
>no actual emotional reaction

>>37524543
Calm down Dwight

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>>37524306

>Working in a rock club
>Take order from a guy, he had a strong french accent so it was hard to understand with the music and earplugs
>7 jaegerbombs, fuck's sake
>Tells me he wants to pick up girls and that it should be easy because he's French
>Tries to rub my arm from over the bar
>OKthen.jpg
>Asks if I want to come smoke with him
>No
>Asks it he can hang out with us after the club shuts "because I am French and I want to hang out with the team and pick up girls"
>No
>Is not pleased, bouncers come to deal with him

Fucking french subhumans.

>>37524306
>woman
You probably would have talked to your co-workers about him behind your back and ruin his whole reputation, it's good that he went to the supervisor before you, fucking cunt.

>>37524945
Going to the supervisor like that is power abuse, it's because of people like you that women even have to be careful in situations like these in the first place.

>>37525251

Yeah. Well everyone should be careful of romance at work, dumbass. It's not a woman-only problem.

Consider it a lesson learned.

>>37524834
>superior culture
>actually good food
>know how to actually treat women

>"french subhumans"
kek :^)

>>37525292
Except men don't have to fear stalking and physical violence as a result if they turn someone down.

>>37524945
Oh I had many good laughs about it with my coworkers afterwards ;^) supervisor found his thirstiness hilarious too.

>>37525362

At work? lol. That's not going to happen. Your fears aren't matching the real threat (which is practically zero) If you're really a woman and not just RP, you should consider the possibility that most men aren't out to get you.

>>37524306
>Why do guys think they are entitled to sex
Since the dawn of time, every man alive has been part of a story that says that everyone before them had sex. This is the source of the entitlement.
I saw my best friend die alone, and I know that it's happened in every generation. It will probably happen to me, too. We've entered an age of enlightenment where a lot of men realize that being alone isn't just normal, it's natural. Finding someone to be with is bizarre and alien.

>>37525493
It can get dicey if they think you're drunk and an easy target, especially if they've had a few too.

Just face it, men are predatory by nature.

>>37525538
>men are predatory by nature
ruh roh you hit my sexism regex
humans are predatory by nature. check the eye placement.

>>37525560
We're not talking about diet but about behaviour around women, sweetie.

>>37525588
What is "the male gaze" Alex

>>37525319
The influx of sandniggers is only an improvement for them

>>37525588
Here's a hint. Observe mammalian predators in the wild, such as bears or tigers.
Do the males and females act that differently? Why or why not?

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>>37525503
enjoy your life of loneliness khv

>>37525493
You have no idea what women have to go through just navigating daily life, do you? turning someone down at work could very well mean the difference between life and death.

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>>37525672
OHHHHH YOUUUUU'RREEE
STILLLLLLLLLL
BEAAUUUUTIFULLLLLL

I'm super weird and I'm going to make it my nigga

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>>37524306
Seems like a this has turned into work romance story time

>1st night at new job
>coworker really into me, flirting, calling me cute, etc.
>tries gropes me at the register when I asked him to show me where a button is
>literally smushed me against the table
>flattered anyway bc low self esteem

next day
>coworker apparently made excuse to miss his shift and work the one with me
>boss man gets pissed and fires him
>ask manger if he's fired from all locations
>he asks why I want to know
>I say bc "he was really nice"
>manger and other employees stare at me
>"well you wouldn't be saying that if you know what he said about you"
>"what did he say?"
>manager says it got R rated real fast
>flattered bc again low self esteem
>"o-oh, uh do you think I could get his number?"
>everyone stares at me in disbelief
>waitress looks disgusted

I mean I've never had a guy be that sexually attracted to me. Why is it so odd to everyone that I liked it?

>>37525538
>>37525652
he was only talking abot how men are looking for sex all the time seriously fuck you

>>37525538

Welp. At the risk of sounding like a puritan, I would recommend you not drink alcohol with males then! Or at all.

Alcohol doesn't reveal who you 'truly are', it just makes everyone into relative idiots. I barely drink because I don't enjoy the whole dance that goes along with that. There's often anti-social and aberrant behaviours that manifest themselves in people.

Besides, it kills braincells.

Ask yourself how much trouble people have, with a drunk person vs. a non-drunk person. I guarantee that your lifestyle has something to do with your current distrust of men.

>>37525672
Where the fucking fuck do you live?
Compton?
Do you idiots have cops and why would someone throw their life away over a cunt?
Bit angry I can understand...Murder?
0 to 100.

>>37525676
Was he mental or drunk or something?

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>>37524306
>around a month ago
>on my way home from a night walk
>some guy in a wheelchair asks me if I could do something for him
>all what it would be
>he asks if I could beat the shit out of him
>say no
>offers to pay me for beating him up
>say no again
>walk away from him and continue on home
>>37525672
Not him, but it seems like exaggerating. I'm black and none of the stereotypical weird shit like me getting beat up by cops ever happened to me. Why would you be here if you seem like a normie by the way? Are fembots just normies or something?
Stop arguing with holes as well. It dosent work here.

>>37525724
Men are predators, and are trying to hunt their thing.
So are women.
Deal with it.

>>37525734
Love hate realtionship with booze here.
Yes booze makes you a retard.

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>>37525672
Same guy here. Wanted to post this as well, but Kemono Friends comes before roastie attacking.
>>37525750

>>37525749
Probably mental since he seemed homeless due to being near a bus stop at 11. Didn't look drunk

>>37525750
Let me guess, you live in a gentrified area with mostly white/asian people?

>>37525672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JxuXI6ckvU

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>>37524306
>Why do guys think they are entitled to sex just because a woman isn't outright turning them down?

Why do people get pissed off when i eat all the snacks at the party even though nobody's telling me to stop?

>>37525832
Not clicking that, I'm not retarded.

>>37525885
I'm sorry that you are not retarded, oh great wizened 4channer.

>>37525872
Because there is an unspoken rule not to. Just like there is an unspoken rule not to be a creep to every woman you meet.

>>37525781
Seconded. Shit's ruined me but I keep drinking.

>>37525902
women are meant for hitting on

there is no other reason to talk to a female than that, unless she's unattractive

>>37525893
>shady link posted on the shittiest board of the worst website in the world

Come on, at least try.

>>37525810
>on the way home from my walk there is a fucking bus stop with hobos in it
I fucking wish my dude. There's also quite a bit of illegals in my neighborhood as well. It's one of those ghetto suburbs.

>>37525964
This is the kind of shit attitude that gives this board such an abhorrent reputation kys

>>37525902
>spend all evening having a good time
>reject him
>gee I wonder why he's not happy??????????

here's that feminine intuition working overtime again

>>37525979
It's vocaroo, the voice-messaging website.
Google it if you want.
I didn't yell at you or say bad things.

>>37525986
Probably just luck then

>>37525987
get out then, there's a whole internet out there that will lick your footpussy just because you're a girl.

>>37525994
Just wanted to smoke my clove cigarette outside in peace, friend :^)

>>37525979
I don't think that normie central would be the worst website my dude. Do you not know what vocational is either? Are you from Fox or CNN by any chance? Looking for some dank memes and hackers on steroids?

>>37525998
Could still be a jump scare or something.

>>37525994
Do you automatically presume all guys you get along with are gay and wanting to get in your pants?

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>>37525979
have you really never heard of vocaroo?
this is what the link leads to

>>37525872

How can you equate fucking women to eating snacks dumbshit. women aren't there for the sole purpose of you ""consuming"" them

>>37526011
This is the only place that I feel like I can generally connect to others on the internet. Just a shame a lot of people here are hell bent on devaluing everything women do.

>>37526029
If that's what you expect, turn your volume down.
/r9k/ can be nice if you let it

>>37526005
Probably. There was a time when a cop stopped me for speeding and let me off with a warning before as well.

>>37526050
yes they are you nigger

>>37526040
Did you know you can rename literally ANY file to .mp3 and it will be treated like a sound file?

>>37526069
khvlogic.png

>>37526029
What a shitty comparison. A better one would be "do you automatically presume all gay guys you get along with wants to get into your pants" and I would answer "I would be mindful of the fact that they're fags and perpetually horny".

>>37526072
I'm going to pretend that I'm not now thinking of ways to spread viruses over sound >:(

>>37526072
i'm not arguing for you to click it if you find it suspicious, just found it odd for someone to be paranoid when this is such a commonly used site here

>>37526056
>This is the only place for me, I can connect to the people here
>Everyone here is so mean

I'm too tired to read this retarded shit.

>>37526066
I have been stopped multiple times ticket every time im white live in a white neighrbiod fml

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>>37525902
>Because there is an unspoken rule
>unspoken rule

HEY THERE BUDDY YOU JUST COMMITTED A THOUGHT CRIME!
I KNOW IT'S NOT WRITTEN DOWN ANYWHERE, BUT YOU FUCKED UP.
THERE WAS AN INVISIBLE SPEED LIMIT AND YOU SORTA JUST.. PPPPBBBT.

I KNOW ALL THE OTHER SIGNS SAY TO GO 40 MPH BUT THE SECRET ONE SAID TO GO 20.
SUCKS TO BE FUCKING YOUUUU LMAOOOO. WE COULD HAVE TOLD YOU, BUT FUUUCK THAT.

DON'T FRET, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. WE LIKE TO CHANGE THE SPEED LIMIT ON THAT INVISIBLE SIGN TO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT LMAO. IT'LL BE 80 TOMORROW... OR 30, WHO FUCKING KNOWS LMAO

fuck off with that nonsense

>>37526107
>implying everyone on /r9k/ is the same person

>>37526118
Fuck you, Randy. I'm telling you the rule right now. You leave the last snack for the host.

>>37526127
You only like people who kiss your ass. I'm pretty sure there's some subreddit you can spend your time in instead, or gaia or whatever.

>>37526107
Some people are nice, some are not. Welcome to the real world.

>>37526103
Been here for almost four years and I have never seen a link from there be posted in this format before.

>>37526118
Fuck off retard eating all the snacks isn't a fucking thought crime.

>>37526147
I-I've never had my ass l-literally kissed...
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ANONYMOUS

>>37526118
So you're basically saying anything that's not actually outlawed is to be considered acceptable behaviour?

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>>37526146

JOKE'S ON YOU SHITLORD I KEEP GARLIC BREAD IN MY POCKET.
IF ANYBODY WANTS SOME, THEY CAN HAVE SOME.
OTHERWISE, FUCK YOU, DIP.

IF THEY DON'T WANT ME TO EAT THE SNACKS THEN DON'T FUCKING BUY ANY.

>>37526226
Randy, those snacks were for everybody.
"The Last Snack" is a signal to get more snacks, you fool. By eating the last snack, there will be no more snacks. Forever.
Do you understand now?

>>37526147
gaia isnt even a thing anymore dipshit

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>>37526253
THERE'S FUCKING *SIGNALS* NOW?
FUCKIN' SQUANTO MAKIN' VAPE SHAPES DOOT DOOT WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON, FRIEND?

THERE'S LIKE, HAM IN THE FRIDGE AND.. SOME WEIRD GREEN BEANS. LMAO WHO EATS THIS GARBAGE?

>>37526339
t. expert on gaia

>>37525979
>shady link
fucking lol my originary brother

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>he bitches to my supervisor

uh, the fuck? are you a workin' girl or something?

was he bitching to your pimp? did he just find the first motherfucker in the place that looked like he would tolerate listening to a good bitching and it ended up being your pimp?

i don't get it please explain

>>37526156
4chan X has an option to embed it. That's how popular it is.
You're a fucking newfag, unironically.

>>37524834
I'm suprised he didn't surrender after the first attempt.

>>37526370
Life is signals.