>wow, anon do you think you can lay around the house day because

>>37524146
You disgust me faggots

>>37524146
I want my milkies pretty please

>>37525314
Shut the hell up you gross neckbeard

>>37524146
dose tits need to get the succ imo

>>37524146

I'd sprunt her right in the cunt, desu senpai

>>37524146

Got nudes of her?

Shut up and suck my dick mom... please?

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>oh anon. I was just making dinner, thought you went with your dad

>>37524146
>be Sunday
>go grocery shopping
>check out
>notice that older lady in front of me left an avocado in her cart
>think about how mass inventory control is basically my full time job
>I can't take my eyes off of that avocado
>she notices me examining her stealing one avocado
>she leans over in front of me, exposing her tits
>well, now I really can't say anything about tit
>she almost got away with it but told the cashier she forgot it and paid for it
>free milf titties?!

>>37525383
>it's empty
What fucking food

>>37525406
This is a true story, unlike OP's daily confabulations.
Why do you do this every day, OP?

>work as a cashier
>milf comes to my till
>we make some talk
>she has a very tight dress on
>need her to sign the credit card recipe
>fully bends forward, exposing her breasts and almost both nipples.
>could have just stood there and signed it, but for some reason bent until her ass was in the air

why do people do this i just want to work and not think about sex at the same time.

>>37524707
>>37525325
INSULT ME MORE MOMMY

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>>37525877
>you think you can touch this you fat slob. lose some weight and maybe i'll let you sniff my vag

>>37524146
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT MOM,

>>37525852
because you need to tell her that you're about to go on your smoke break if she wants to join you