your in the club with your oneitis when this horse grabs

>>37524100
>U mad apeboi
>How can apes even compete
I get cucked, obviously.

show the horse im more equal than itself as it gets sent to the glue factory

>>37524100
Like with his teeth?

ask her if I can watch her get fucked by him

>>37524100
demand the stable boy be brought forth so he may receive the chastisement he rightly deserves for not minding the steeds

>>37524100
thats a red flag right there; never go out with a girl who likes horses and horseback riding

>>37524222
Like you know all about going out with girls

>>37524244
I'd consider myself an expert *tips fedora*

I suck his dick so he doesn't have to fuck my gf.
win-win

make swedish meatballs

>>37524222
trips beats dubs
>>37524244


and its long been common knowledge that horse girls are crazy son

never go out with a girl who says she likes animals more than people. guaranteed cray

>>37524244

I've read many books on the subject