>"anon, if you want a slice of pizza, you'll have

>>37524091
Fine, I'll order my own. Fuck you.

>>37524091
>for plain cheese

No thanks

>>37524091
I'd eat her ass so good i'd have no room for pizza afterwards

>>37524091
turn 360 and walk away to get my own pizza

>oh wow anon you really ate the booty like groceries
>alright here's your pizza
>that'll be 13.89 plus tip

>>37524091
Uhh, I don't know if I'm ready for this. Can we maybe just talk first?

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> okay

I would have begged for that but she offered.

>>37524091
>take a slice
>tear off crust
>put in her pooper

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>>37524143
Very nicely memed.

>>37524091
fuck yeah I'll do it.

Cool, I love eating dessert first anyway.

the fucking cunt has already eaten over half of it already its not worth the effort

>>37524136
samefag here, just want to clarify. there's nothing wrong with her or her butt, just don't think licking an anus is worth some plain cheese
>>37524125
like anon said. or any pizza desu.

>>37524091

>Push her face down into the pillow
>Grab pizza
>Win

THERE IS NO NEGOTIATION BETWEEN THE LION AND THE LAMB

I only eat ass if I get anal. Fuck that.

>>37524136
woops, i meant to comment on myself as the samefag, which is>>37524143
what a fool i've been. guess you got a couple (You)'s out of it. sorry they're lame.

>>37524091
2 for 1? That's a bargain, I'm in!

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>tfw no butthole gf

Are girl really into getting their ass eaten as much as memes suggest they are?

Because I want to eat girl butt.

>>37524091
just walk past her and take it u loser

>>37524698
My ex has an ass like hers and she loved it.

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God it would take every ounce of self control I could muster to not impregnate her.

She looks so fertile.

>>37524091
>come to these threads to jerk off to extremely unrealistic role play
>always get disappointed

>>37524091
>can I creamypie it first n then eat it out?

>>37524776
>that fungal toe nail

Dropped

>>37524091
>even thinking of eating ass while the girl is eating food
Honestly, that's so gross cause it's just a reminder of what really goes on down there.

>>37524776
That to is fucking disgusting. Wouldn't touch that bitch for any amount of pizza.

shut up pizza ass and spread those cheeks

Can I put the pizza in your ass and then eat it out?

>>37524776
This.
I want to see those tits swell with milk to feed my child that is growing inside her.

>"i'm just one brap away from the pizza anon, make your choice!"

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>>37525740
oops forgot pic teehee original

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I can almost feel the heat radiating from her pussy and ass

>>37524091
THERE'S SOMETHING ON HERE I DON'T LIKE

>>37524776
>>37525787
>>37525808
>those nasty feet
dropped

>>37524091
>papa johns plain cheese
No thanks, you basic no taste bitch.

>papa johns
>no pepperoni

no, you eat my ass bitch

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Does anyone have any more pics of girls with pizza?

I want a girl to lay in bed with for days, just eating and fucking like disgusting animals.

>>37525982
Yes please anon
original original

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>>37525887

>2/10 would not bang

virgins i swear

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>>37525808
This post made me just a little more sad that I'm a virgin.

>>37524698
The hooker I see when I have enough money will sometimes lick my ass unprompted. I licked hers back once, but I dunno if she liked it or not. Feels breddy gud, teebeeaitch.

>>37526034
i want to be the fucking ground zero of a nuclear strike

I hope she's not lactose intolerant

>>37526375
What are you some sort of spineless faggot

>>37524776
>that toe
why are women so disgusting

>>37525787

I want to pound her pussy while she eats that entire pizza pie

>>37527883
I have a bad news for you.
It seems like you are a faggot.