>89 year old man comes into the surgery
>Struggles to walk and often has diarrhoea
>Unable to get to the toilet in time
>Wants me to give him a commode
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
I wish someone would be kind enough to give me a lethal dose of morphine
>>37523561
A certainly robot actually had that blessing.
This guy was an interesting character.
>>37523600
>mfw this is our future
What can be done /r9k/?
>>37523537
What would happen if I asked him for a lethal dose of morphine?
>>37523537
>a female patient of mine needs treatment for gonorrhea
>says she wants to pay with sex cause she lost insurance coverage
>agree
>she starts begging for the dick
>give her a lethal dose of morphine instead