what do I do to increase my gay sexual market value (gSMV)?

Smooth skin
No hair
Petite
Nice hair

>>37523280
1. K
2. Y
3. S

it is not hard to be a fem twink just look it up

>>37523280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

If this is not original enough then I became a skeleton.

That's masamune's revenge right?
Does the trap end up getting a boyfriend or what?

>>37523280
be born with the right genes...
I also would have liked to be the boy on the left

>>37523509
>it is not hard to be a fem twink just look it up

I'm so lazzyyyyyy
someone needs to MAKE me a fem twink
someone needs to make me THEIR fem twink

>>37523280
Post pics so we can properly evaluate your current condition.

>>37524474
This Op you got nothing to lose post your cute butt.

>>37523280
be 18 to 24
be very good looking in a boyish way

>>37524695
also drink milk everyday to delay gay death

>>37524713
tfw milk gives me acne

i am balding anyway

kill me

>>37523408
>dude kys lmao! xD

you're just as bad as op

go back

>>37524747
milk should slow balding because of the estrogen

>>37523280

I want to be the one on the right.

>>37524769
estrogen shouldnt have any effect on balding. for tthat are anti androgens

>>37523570
What a worthless comment, you realize you aren't on Reddit right now right?

>>37525249
Nah, I did not realize I wasn't on icanhascheezburger. My apologies.

>>37523280
>Asks a board full of straight KHV NEETs how to me a better faggot.
>Doesn't ask /lgbt/

You have to go back. /r9k/ is not for you.

>>37525507
>/r9k/

we /r9gay/ now stupid anon

>>37524181
I know the feel anon i really do

>>37525555
quads confirm r9k is indeed gay

>>37525555
Is this what happens to virgins after they go so long without sex?

>>37525507
I've been on /r9k/ long enough that I turned into a faggot

You are clearly a new friend if this hasn't happened to you yet

>>37525555
Pls die with sprinkles ob top des

>>37526120
Typing like that is against 4chan rules. Delete your comment.

>>37526541
What ever do you mean?
With spribkels

>>37526960
>What ever do you mean?
>With spribkels
I don't know sorry

>>37527962
I was posting on mobile and I fat fingered some letters.

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>>37525555
>Quads
The prophecy is true.

>>37523509
i'm sorry, i'll just tell my fucking broad shoulders and disgusting face to look better

E Z

>>37528626
What kind of phone do you have? I'm looking for a new phone

>>37528860
Which brand are you interested in and what's your budget?
Get a cheap cheap one from the company you want to sign up to and avoid contracts.

>>37528953
>Which brand are you interested in and what's your budget?
>Get a cheap cheap one from the company you want to sign up to and avoid contracts.

Yeah I wanna get a sony phone since they are Japanese and also because they are waterproof so I can fap in the shower

I have like $300 I think I'm gonna get a z3+ or z5

>>37529010
Great reasons to get a Sony phone, my man. As long as it fits the aesthetic you're looking for and does it's duty well you're g2g. I have an lg and it's pretty comfy.

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you've probably already seen this if you've already done some research but oh well

>>37529374
>you've probably already seen this if you've already done some research but oh well

Yeah the problem is I'm too lazy to do anything

>>37529698
also another anon suggested /lgbt/, that place is hell. try /cm/ instead if you need more information

>>37523280
Kys you waste of human flesh.

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>>37526960
Blox posts are against the rools.

>>37529818
>Kys you waste of human flesh.
if you wanna kill me you can

>>37529809
>also another anon suggested /lgbt/, that place is hell. try /cm/ instead if you need more information
I refuse to go to those boards, doing so is supporting the enemy

>>37528953
>Which brand are you interested in and what's your budget?
>Get a cheap cheap one from the company you want to sign up to and avoid contracts.
This

Has anyone here given themselves a prostate orgasm (or gotten close) through external stimulation of the prostate through massaging the perineum (or taint)?
This is very important.

>>37533327
>Has anyone here given themselves a prostate orgasm (or gotten close) through external stimulation of the prostate through massaging the perineum (or taint)?

Interesting idea but I've never heard of someone accomplish this before.

As it is orgasming by prostate is hard enough, doing it externally is adding a bunch of difficulty to something that's already challenging

I'm not sure you would even be able to stimulate your prostate externally

>>37529894
>Blox posts are against the rools.
he didn't blox though

>>37533327
>Has anyone here given themselves a prostate orgasm (or gotten close) through external stimulation of the prostate through massaging the perineum (or taint)?
>This is very important.
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