>got a gf
>she's always horny
>sex is a complete chore
>can't cum, can't make her cum
>stressful and annoying
>hate eating pussy
>really close to breaking up because my libido is just not as high as hers
>I'd rather jerk off than fuck her
It's completely overhyped, lads.
>got a gf
get out now, you retarded nigger
>>37522461
>he fell for the gf meme
hahaha what a fag
>>37522461
>got a gf
Out out out out
>>37522461
Eating pussy is the worst. How can anyone enjoy that? Tried it twice, first time was meh. The second girl was a lot muskier and it was fucking terrible.
Anyone who claims to enjoy it is a liar.
>>37522461
You lucky motherfucker
>get gf
>I can constantly horny, willing to fuck anytime
>gf is a prude but at least once she gets into it she's a freak in bed
>>37522461
You sure you're not just gay anon?
>>37522541
I enjoy it anon. Something about making her feeel good resonates with me.
>>37522461
>got a gf
BAN HIM NOW
>>37522760
This is the only reason I do it but I think it's pretty disgusting and makes me mildly nauseous. I'm just a pussy myself.
>>37522614
Not gay.
She's attractive to me but it honestly takes so much energy out of me that at this point I just want to cuddle and talk to her and wank on my own time. Problem is she really really thinks im good-looking(idk why) and it would definitely break her heart.
>>37522541
Not being a peter-puffer certainly helps.
>>37522461 >>37522853
only thing i can say is talk to her about it. You can surely fix some agreement where you get to cuddle and talk with her.
>>37522541
Vagina stink literally makes me throw up. Like even the tiniest whiff of it and I'm throwing up in my mouth. I had a GF that even when she washed and smothered herself in soap she still smelled and it drove a huge wedge in our relationship because she always took it that I viewed her as disgusting and she wanted me to want ALL of her.